Can you imagine? Regular jamokes running around a ten-bedroom home on the Queen’s estate? Or raising hell in a palace? The horror.
JK.
My peeps over at Celebrity Dirty Laundry are at it again, this time accusing the Duchess of Cambridge of allowing her son and third-in-line to the British throne, Prince George to play with commoners.
Much to the dismay of the royal family and – in particular – Queen Elizabeth, Catherine is planning playdates for Prince George with other children from Westacre Montessori school in Norfolk, England.
“Does Kate Middleton plan on having mummy wine and cheese parties while Prince George has the run of Anmer Hall with his little chums from Westacre Montessori?”
Probably not, since Catherine’s not too keen on the bottle.
“Will a butler pass ‘round a tray of Prince Charles’ finest cheeses?”
Well, William and Catherine do have a housekeeper, but I dare say there’s a Mr. Carson lookalike standing behind Her Royal Highness, ready to serve cheese.
Speaking of which, Duchy Originals has a wide variety of products, so it wouldn’t be totally out of question to serve “fine cheese” from Prince Charles.
“Perhaps Camilla Parker-Bowles brought back some interesting wines from the Wales’s trip to Australia and New Zealand. Do you think Camilla Parker-Bowles would miss a bottle – or 10 – of wine from her private stash?”
No, because she’s President of the United Kingdom Vineyards Association, so it’s likely she’s cool with letting the moms get squiffy while the kids take advantage of country life.
Thanks for updating us on the imaginary class divide William and Catherine are upholding.
Just like his parents, Prince George will probably have lots of non-royal and/or non-arisocratic friends.
