Apparently, when John Stamos heard that Full House was coming back to TV, he decided to keep the throwback trend going by making himself a tabloid staple, just like he was in his Uncle Jesse days.
First, Stamos was arrested for DUI and was put through the usual apology tour and rehab paces. Now, the dude is going full Kardashian and attempting to break the Internet with an artsy ass shot.
Yeah, that’s John Stamos’ butt alright.
The pic is from the new issue of Paper magazine, which, of course, is the same publication that brought us Kim Kardashian’s oiled-up ass last year.
Apparently, Paper is attempting to corner the market on celebrity ass photos. They should change the name to Paper Covered With Photos of Famous Butts.
It’s a mouthful, but at least subscribers would know exactly what they’re in store for, ya know?
As far as we can tell there’s no reason for why John decided to lose the pants and keep the shirt. We guess sometimes you just feel like waving in your dong at the passing pedestrians on the street below.
And at this point in his career, John Stamos can pretty much do whatever he wants.
Except get the Olsen twins fired. We’re guessing he still couldn’t pull that off.