Thursday, May 12, 2016

Kate Middleton To Angelina Jolie: Please Be My Friend!!!

And here I imagined her being besties with Reese Witherspoon.


Silly me.



Actually, silly story.  OK! Magazine believes they’ve struck gold with a tale about the Duchess of Cambridge desperately trying to set up play dates and friendship dates with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.


“[Kate] is a huge fan and admires [Angelina] greatly,” a source allegedly told the magazine.


It all started in June 2015, when the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge hosted Pitt and Jolie for tea at Kensington Palace.


The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge met with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Pitt at Kensington Palace on Friday afternoon,” a palace aide informed Us Weekly at the time.


“They discussed their shared interest in combating the illegal wildlife trade.”


An insider added that William and Catherine were “really excited” about meeting the power couple.


William and Catherine, joined by Prince George, waited to greet Pitt and Jolie outside Apartment 1A, as they did for Michelle and Barack Obama on April 22nd.



Soon after – according to OK! – Catherine and Jolie were on the “phone for hours and sent lots and lots of emails.”


The Hollywood couple are currently based in the UK, as Pitt is filming the World War II drama, Allied, so Catherine has extended an invitation from their kids to hang at Anmer Hall whenevs.


If Jolie is craving grown-up time, Catherine would “love to take her to a pub or the ballet.”


Her Royal Highness has even enlisted William and Prince Harry to pour on the charm and take Pitt to a football match.


“It’s just a matter of sorting out dates!” this source added.


As one who is well-versed in Catherine’s interests, I know that she doesn’t drink much and has never expressed any interest in ballet.


Had the source suggested going to a playground with the kids, a cooking class or antiquing, I might have believed it.


Gwen Stefani: Pregnant By Blake Shelton?!

Just when we thought Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton‘s romance couldn’t get any stronger comes a new report that … she’s PREGNANT.



Note: This is not the first time since The Voice coaches’ nascent romance went public that we’ve heard rumors of Gwen Stefani pregnant.


Unlike last month, when Stefani was criticized for a pregnancy prank she pulled in honor of the first day of April, is this one the truth?!


OK! Magazine insiders claim she is “several months pregnant” at this point, with her daughter supposedly expected to arrive in October.


Oh, did we forget to mention IT’S A GIRL!!!??


Considering Gwen is 46, getting pregnant with what will be her fourth child is no small feat. An insider says she wasn’t trying … or not trying.


“Supposedly they weren’t doing anything to prevent [pregnancy] … It was something they’d both welcome, but they assumed that ship had sailed.”


More like found a port in a storm, or a slip to park that vessel in … or something! Putting aside bad nautical jokes in the interest of paragraphs:


Gwen’s boys, Kingston, Zuma, and Apollo, all split time between Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, who were married for over a decade.


Almost immediately after they split, she began seeing Shelton, who just went through his own high-profile divorce from Miranda Lambert.


“They were already like a couple of giddy teens,” the source added, noting that Gwen is rushing her divorce so she can marry Shelton.


“Now, they’re even deeper in love.”


The cute pair sang their new duet, “Go Ahead and Break My Heart,” together on The Voice this week, and the electricity was palpable.


Perhaps, given this news, we know one very special reason why. Or this is just tabloid nonsense and we’re wasting everyone’s time.


Either way, holy chemistry, you two!


The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 6 Recap: Tipsy-ing Point

“Skinny Girl and Tipsy Girl? A little too close to home.” – Ramona Singer 


Can these ladies ever have a get together without drama? One of these days that scenario will totally happen right? OMG! LOL!



In any case, last night was not that night with the airing of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 6.


While talking about her birthday party, doubling as the Tipsy Girl launch guest list, Sonja Morgan said Dorinda Medley would be there.


“What would I be doing there without Dorinda?” Sonja asked.


“I know, I know,” replied reality-show loving facialist Satoko.


In any case, the s–t was gonna hit the fan between Sonja and Bethenny Frankel over SkinnygirlGate and everyone seemed to know it.


Meanwhile, there was Carole Radziwill’s psychic reading party.


“I always think your sole mission is … to articulate your suffering in a way that emancipates you and empowers other women.”


That was Carole to Jules. The psychic was far more vague.


Naturally, the psychic said Jules Wainstein was going to be a role model to women, and that Bethenny’s dad wants her to marry again.


The psychic reading all boiled down to Dorinda, however.


Richard came through and talked about John, who he said he won’t protect her … and that Dorinda would marry again, but not to John.


Ramona’s response? “Thank god.” Ya burnt, Dorinda. Crisp.


To make a long story short, every season of every Real Housewives show should require at least one mandatory appearance by a psychic.


It’s bulls–t drama at its best – but blissfully unpredictable.


And there you have it folks. Follow the link to watch The Real Housewives of New York City online and get caught up to date ASAP.


The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 6 Recap: Tipsy-ing Point

“Skinny Girl and Tipsy Girl? A little too close to home.” – Ramona Singer 


Can these ladies ever have a get together without drama? One of these days that scenario will totally happen right? OMG! LOL!



In any case, last night was not that night with the airing of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 6.


While talking about her birthday party, doubling as the Tipsy Girl launch guest list, Sonja Morgan said Dorinda Medley would be there.


“What would I be doing there without Dorinda?” Sonja asked.


“I know, I know,” replied reality-show loving facialist Satoko.


In any case, the s–t was gonna hit the fan between Sonja and Bethenny Frankel over SkinnygirlGate and everyone seemed to know it.


Meanwhile, there was Carole Radziwill’s psychic reading party.


“I always think your sole mission is … to articulate your suffering in a way that emancipates you and empowers other women.”


That was Carole to Jules. The psychic was far more vague.


Naturally, the psychic said Jules Wainstein was going to be a role model to women, and that Bethenny’s dad wants her to marry again.


The psychic reading all boiled down to Dorinda, however.


Richard came through and talked about John, who he said he won’t protect her … and that Dorinda would marry again, but not to John.


Ramona’s response? “Thank god.” Ya burnt, Dorinda. Crisp.


To make a long story short, every season of every Real Housewives show should require at least one mandatory appearance by a psychic.


It’s bulls–t drama at its best – but blissfully unpredictable.


And there you have it folks. Follow the link to watch The Real Housewives of New York City online and get caught up to date ASAP.