Khloe Kardashian: Kris Jenner Is the World"s Biggest LIAR!!

No one could ever accuse Khloe Kardashian of holding back her feelings.

In a preview clip for this Sunday"s Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Khloe tears her own mom Kris Jenner a new one for helping Rob Kardashian buy a house.

Khloe starts by telling her mom, "You are one of the world"s biggest…"

"Enablers," Kris says, finishing her daughter"s sentence.

"Liars," corrects Khloe.

"I"m not a liar. No, he has the money for the down payment," explains Kris in defense.

"What did I do now, why are you so angry all the time?" she asks Khloe, as Kourtney wisely checks her phone.

Khloe begins to cough in disbelief at her mother"s words.

"I"m just allergic to bullsh*t," Khloe responds.

In her confessional, Khloe explains that she"s irked because when she allowed Rob to live with her, Kris accused her of enabling him.

(While Rob purportedly had a sock business going, he mostly hid out in his room and collected dust for three years.)

"I would have such deep fights in my family because I was "enabling" Rob by letting him live with me," says Khloe.

"And then the one person who yelled at me the most, which is my mom, now she"s helping Rob?" she continues.

"I just find it mind blowing." 

Ahhh, it"s times like these that lead to a full-fledged Krisplosion, as evidenced in a previous clip in which the momager is fed up with her kids" BS and tells all of them to f**k off.

Watch Khloe face off with her mom below:

 

John Wayne Bobbitt Provides Update on His Penis

In case you were wondering what ever happened to John Wayne Bobbit, we"re happy to report that he"s alive and well, and so is his penis.

Bobbitt, who gained notoriety in the 90s after his wife Lorena sliced off his manhood with a kitchen knife, has reemerged to tell the tale of junk lost – and regained – to Steve Harvey.

After the assault, doctors were able to reattach Bobbitt"s johnson, and he went on to star in cleverly-named pornos like John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut and Frankenpenis. 

As a guest on Harvey"s "Where Are They Now?" series, Bobbitt recounts what happened after the 10 1/2-hour surgery.

After staying in the hospital for three weeks, he said he was worried that his newly repaired little John might not "work," or worse, fall off.

However, after three days, he remembers getting a "partial erection" and was so ecstatic, he called his mom.

"I called my mom," he told a stunned Harvey. "I called the hotel where my parents were and told her, "Mom, I got an erection.""

After rapper Andre Johnson severed his own penis in a suicide attempt back in 2014, Bobbitt explained that in his own case, he put his appendage on ice to preserve the tissue, which was key to his recovery.

But after the resurrection (wow, that worked out perfectly), and the success of his adult films, Bobbitt got a little peen greedy.

He said he underwent an penile enlargement, funded by shock jock Howard Stern, but sadly learned the downside of wielding a ballistic missile between your legs.

"I think I need a reduction," he said.

"I did some adult films and Howard Stern volunteered to pay for an augmentation," Bobbit explained.

"So I did an augmentation before the next film, and he filmed the augmentation for his E! channel."

We"re guessing "Bobbitt knob job" just went up in Google searches.

 

15 Wives Who are Winning at Marriage

The following women may not want to be associated with Charlie Sheen in any way, shape or form, but it must be said:

They are totally WINNING at marriage!

Because we all know being Man and Wife can often be difficult, but these better halves are doing their part to make it as fun as can be…

1. Game… On!

This was awesome enough even before she quoted The Hunger Games.

2. Shower Wine!

Really, this wife calls this her “shower wine.”

3. A Helpful Fashion Consultant

You can say so much with a simple paper plate.

4. Priorities in Order

Okay, the husband may not say his wife is winning in this case.

5. Cat of the Month Club

This wife awards a “Cat of the Month” in her house every month. It’s worth noting: they have one cat.

6. An Unexpected Booty Call

This woman found an unusual way to personalize her Keurig.

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15 Wives Who are Winning at Marriage

The following women may not want to be associated with Charlie Sheen in any way, shape or form, but it must be said:

They are totally WINNING at marriage!

Because we all know being Man and Wife can often be difficult, but these better halves are doing their part to make it as fun as can be…

1. Game… On!

This was awesome enough even before she quoted The Hunger Games.

2. Shower Wine!

Really, this wife calls this her “shower wine.”

3. A Helpful Fashion Consultant

You can say so much with a simple paper plate.

4. Priorities in Order

Okay, the husband may not say his wife is winning in this case.

5. Cat of the Month Club

This wife awards a “Cat of the Month” in her house every month. It’s worth noting: they have one cat.

6. An Unexpected Booty Call

This woman found an unusual way to personalize her Keurig.

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