Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Kim Kardashian: What Does She Weigh Now?!?

Kim Kardashian is on her way, folks!


She is nearly there!



She has practically done it!


We can scarcely contain our excitement!


EEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!


The obnoxious Keeping Up With the Kardashians star has once again provided fans with a weight update, alerting them to the latest number on her scale.


The mother of two is on a mission to shed every last ounce of baby weight… which is fine.


It’s just not as fine when she makes the mission so very public and acts like it’s some monumental struggle, despite her free time (she doesn’t have a regular job) and her wealth (she can afford a personal chef and trainer).


It’s also not as fine when she makes it sound as if losing all baby weight is some all-important, self-consuming goal and that if you’re a new mother who is yet to do so… UGH. You’re just a big fat mess.


But we digress.


On Tuesday afternoon, Kim shared a Snapchat image of herself on a scale that reads 132 pounds.




kim weight



“12 pounds to go to reach 2010 Kim!” Kardashian wrote along with the image.


The irritating reality star has been Snapchatting her body’s progress for the past several months, keeping her followers apprised when she reaches a milestone.


Last month, for example, Kim posted a picture of her standing on a scale that read 135.8 pounds at the time.


“Yaaaassssss!!!! #Atkins,” she captioned the picture, referring to the diet she chose to follow after giving birth to both of her kids and likely earning a lot of money for the shout-out as well.


Lacking self-awareness, Kim also told E! News in April that it hasn’t been easy to lose so much weight.


“I mean it’s a challenge, it’s not easy at all,” she said at the time. “We just got back from our family vacation and every day, we were up early working out.”


God, can someone please break out the violins for Kim Kardashian?!?


She simply had to wake up early to wake up while on the tropical vacation E! paid for on behalf of her and her family. Her life is SOOOO hard!


It’s easier, however, if you get liposuction.


We’re not necessarily saying Kim did get liposuction. But some people are.


Kim Kardashian: What Does She Weigh Now?!?

Kim Kardashian is on her way, folks!


She is nearly there!



She has practically done it!


We can scarcely contain our excitement!


EEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!


The obnoxious Keeping Up With the Kardashians star has once again provided fans with a weight update, alerting them to the latest number on her scale.


The mother of two is on a mission to shed every last ounce of baby weight… which is fine.


It’s just not as fine when she makes the mission so very public and acts like it’s some monumental struggle, despite her free time (she doesn’t have a regular job) and her wealth (she can afford a personal chef and trainer).


It’s also not as fine when she makes it sound as if losing all baby weight is some all-important, self-consuming goal and that if you’re a new mother who is yet to do so… UGH. You’re just a big fat mess.


But we digress.


On Tuesday afternoon, Kim shared a Snapchat image of herself on a scale that reads 132 pounds.




kim weight



“12 pounds to go to reach 2010 Kim!” Kardashian wrote along with the image.


The irritating reality star has been Snapchatting her body’s progress for the past several months, keeping her followers apprised when she reaches a milestone.


Last month, for example, Kim posted a picture of her standing on a scale that read 135.8 pounds at the time.


“Yaaaassssss!!!! #Atkins,” she captioned the picture, referring to the diet she chose to follow after giving birth to both of her kids and likely earning a lot of money for the shout-out as well.


Lacking self-awareness, Kim also told E! News in April that it hasn’t been easy to lose so much weight.


“I mean it’s a challenge, it’s not easy at all,” she said at the time. “We just got back from our family vacation and every day, we were up early working out.”


God, can someone please break out the violins for Kim Kardashian?!?


She simply had to wake up early to wake up while on the tropical vacation E! paid for on behalf of her and her family. Her life is SOOOO hard!


It’s easier, however, if you get liposuction.


We’re not necessarily saying Kim did get liposuction. But some people are.


Anna Duggar to Josh: Only Flip Phones For You, Cheater!

Somewhat astonishingly, Josh Duggar is still married after molesting his own sisters, cheating on his wife and being addicted to online porn.


Anna Duggar isn’t taking any more chances, however.



While he was in his religious-based sex rehab program in Illinois for over half a year, dude had no access to a computer or a cell phone.


Josh is back in the real world now … but not entirely.


He can’t exactly communicate freely as he once did, as part of the strict post-rehab rules imposed on him by his long-suffering wife.


“It’s not a smartphone. He uber-modern communications device.


Rather, “he just has a little phone with a tiny screen.”


“He can’t send or receive picture messages on it.”


Not surprisingly, it looks like she doesn’t trust him.


Big surprise there. But is denying him a data plan and the chance surf the web for photos of Danica Dillon on an iPhone really the answer?


Moreover, given everything he’s put her through, will any amount of Josh and Anna Duggar marriage counseling change their trajectory?


It’s an uphill battle, but he appears to be fighting it.



The disgraced 19 Kids & Counting pariah accompanied Anna to her grandma’s funeral recently and tried to make amends with her family.


How did that go over? A Keller family source says:


“He tried to talk to Anna’s sister Susanna, saying he was sorry he hadn’t talked to her since everything happened, and it got really awkward.”


“She stopped him and said, ‘You don’t have to apologize to me. If you’d had an affair on me, we wouldn’t be married anymore."”


Anna’s brother, who has publicly begged his sister to leave the father of her four children, also didn’t take too kindly to Joshua’s presence.


“Josh tried to sit next to Daniel, and Daniel got up and moved to another table,” the source says of a scene we would love to witness.


Yet, he’s taking the punishment he knows he deserves, and that counts for something as he begins his long, long road to redemption.


Oher insiders report that the Keller family has forgiven him, or at least resigned themselves to the fact that he’s staying put for the long haul.


We guess if nothing else, he’s going to carry these scandals around for the rest of his life and have to work like crazy to overcome them.


Just don’t expect him to get a smartphone anytime soon.


Anna Duggar to Josh: Only Flip Phones For You, Cheater!

Somewhat astonishingly, Josh Duggar is still married after molesting his own sisters, cheating on his wife and being addicted to online porn.


Anna Duggar isn’t taking any more chances, however.



While he was in his religious-based sex rehab program in Illinois for over half a year, dude had no access to a computer or a cell phone.


Josh is back in the real world now … but not entirely.


He can’t exactly communicate freely as he once did, as part of the strict post-rehab rules imposed on him by his long-suffering wife.


“It’s not a smartphone. He uber-modern communications device.


Rather, “he just has a little phone with a tiny screen.”


“He can’t send or receive picture messages on it.”


Not surprisingly, it looks like she doesn’t trust him.


Big surprise there. But is denying him a data plan and the chance surf the web for photos of Danica Dillon on an iPhone really the answer?


Moreover, given everything he’s put her through, will any amount of Josh and Anna Duggar marriage counseling change their trajectory?


It’s an uphill battle, but he appears to be fighting it.



The disgraced 19 Kids & Counting pariah accompanied Anna to her grandma’s funeral recently and tried to make amends with her family.


How did that go over? A Keller family source says:


“He tried to talk to Anna’s sister Susanna, saying he was sorry he hadn’t talked to her since everything happened, and it got really awkward.”


“She stopped him and said, ‘You don’t have to apologize to me. If you’d had an affair on me, we wouldn’t be married anymore."”


Anna’s brother, who has publicly begged his sister to leave the father of her four children, also didn’t take too kindly to Joshua’s presence.


“Josh tried to sit next to Daniel, and Daniel got up and moved to another table,” the source says of a scene we would love to witness.


Yet, he’s taking the punishment he knows he deserves, and that counts for something as he begins his long, long road to redemption.


Oher insiders report that the Keller family has forgiven him, or at least resigned themselves to the fact that he’s staying put for the long haul.


We guess if nothing else, he’s going to carry these scandals around for the rest of his life and have to work like crazy to overcome them.


Just don’t expect him to get a smartphone anytime soon.