Kim Kardashian is on her way, folks!
She is nearly there!
She has practically done it!
We can scarcely contain our excitement!
EEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!
The obnoxious Keeping Up With the Kardashians star has once again provided fans with a weight update, alerting them to the latest number on her scale.
The mother of two is on a mission to shed every last ounce of baby weight… which is fine.
It’s just not as fine when she makes the mission so very public and acts like it’s some monumental struggle, despite her free time (she doesn’t have a regular job) and her wealth (she can afford a personal chef and trainer).
It’s also not as fine when she makes it sound as if losing all baby weight is some all-important, self-consuming goal and that if you’re a new mother who is yet to do so… UGH. You’re just a big fat mess.
But we digress.
On Tuesday afternoon, Kim shared a Snapchat image of herself on a scale that reads 132 pounds.
“12 pounds to go to reach 2010 Kim!” Kardashian wrote along with the image.
The irritating reality star has been Snapchatting her body’s progress for the past several months, keeping her followers apprised when she reaches a milestone.
Last month, for example, Kim posted a picture of her standing on a scale that read 135.8 pounds at the time.
“Yaaaassssss!!!! #Atkins,” she captioned the picture, referring to the diet she chose to follow after giving birth to both of her kids and likely earning a lot of money for the shout-out as well.
Lacking self-awareness, Kim also told E! News in April that it hasn’t been easy to lose so much weight.
“I mean it’s a challenge, it’s not easy at all,” she said at the time. “We just got back from our family vacation and every day, we were up early working out.”
God, can someone please break out the violins for Kim Kardashian?!?
She simply had to wake up early to wake up while on the tropical vacation E! paid for on behalf of her and her family. Her life is SOOOO hard!
It’s easier, however, if you get liposuction.
We’re not necessarily saying Kim did get liposuction. But some people are.
