Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Lindsay Lohan Goes Pantsless, Talks Marriage on Instagram

Last time we checked in on her, Lindsay Lohan actually looked normal and happy in her latest Instagram selfies.


At first we were a bit freaked out. Then we remembered that appearances can be deceiving, and deep down, she’s still the same old Linds:



Case in point: here she is pantsless, smoking a cig, and sporting a far-off look in her eye that leads us to believe she may have recently smoked something else.


Obviously, the sight of Lindsay Lohan naked is nothing new, and we’ve seen her much more exposed than this in the past, but her recent social media activity is interesting for reasons that go beyond freckled flesh.


As you may already know, Lindsay is dating a Russian real estate agent named Egor Tarabasov.


It was recently revealed that Egor is not as rich as Lindsay originally thought, but she seems fully smitten nonetheless.


Currently, she’s living with Egor in London and posting pics like this one:



She captioned the selfie, “Rushing around from work to lunch to work and fittings but still smiling!!” which kinda leads us to believe Lindsay doesn’t know what smiling looks like.


Anyway, in case it wasn’t already clear that she’s all about this relationship, she’s also started posting memes about marriage.


The latest features unattributed quote reading:


“She’s a badass with a good heart … She’s the type you go to war beside. The type of woman you marry.”


Pretty subtle stuff there, Linds.


We know English isn’t Egor’s first language, but we’re guessing he’ll get what you’re trying to say.


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Kirsten Dunst: Did She Dump Colin Farrell For Jesse Plemons?

Keeping up with Kirsten Dunst’s love life these days is a nigh-impossible feat, but we’re doing out best to keep you up to date, because sometimes you just need to take a break from election coverage to find out MJ from Spider-Man is banging.



If you’re a full-blown Dunst-head (and who isn’t?), then you probably already know that she recently broke off her engagement to Garrett Hedlund.


She very quickly moved on with a slightly more famous actor, leading many to believe that Dunst dumped Hedlund for Colin Farrell.


But if she was trying to climb the fame ladder, she must have slipped, because it now looks as though things are over between Dunst and Farrell, and she’s rumored to be involved with the talented, but far less well-known Jesse Plemmons.


If you’re not familiar with Plemons name, just think of any TV drama you watched in the past ten years. He probably played the part of “the ginger you can’t quite trust.”



Most recently, Plemons played Dunst’s husband on the fantastic second season of FX’s Fargo.


We guess playing one half of a couple of depressed, murderous backwoods losers made Kirsten feel all warm and fuzzy, because she and Plemons have reportedly been spotted out and about together in LA several times in recent weeks.


No one seems to know what happened between Dunst and Farrell.


Our guess is that she finally got around to watching True Detective Season 2, and she could never look at him the same again.


Participating in that show is like having served hard time – it’s not easy, but you should probably come clean about relatively early on in a relationship.


Anyway, don’t worry about Farrell.


We’re sure he’s busy consoling himself with an orgy that’s now entering its sixth week.


We’ll be back next month with more of What Random C-Lister is Kirsten Dunst Banging Now?


UCLA Shooting Leaves Two Dead; Campus on Lockdown

Two people were killed at the University of California Los Angeles today, with school officials announcing the campus was placed on lockdown after reports of a shooting around 10 a.m.


The incident took place at an engineering lab in Boelter Hall.




UCLA scene



The identities of the victims are unknown at this time, but law enforcement officials say they were both men and both were in their 40s.


It is also unknown whether they were students, members of the faculty or neither.


Los Angeles Police Officer Tony Im says authorities had received reports of an active shooter near the aforementioned building and were operating under the assumption that he or she was still at large.


One theory, however, is that this was a murder-suicide and that no one else in the area is in any danger.


Officials quickly placed the campus on lockdown while authorities looked into the frightening incident.


From there, large groups of armed police officers patrolled the streets of the campus, which is home to over 40,000 students.


There are also snipers in place and helicopters are flying overhead.




UCLA



“We have responded in an abundance of caution,” a police official said during a press conference at the scene. “The city of Los Angeles has been placed on a tactical alert city-wide.”


Agents from the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives are also on the scene.


Some students, of course, were in classrooms when the lockdown was announced.


One individual Tweeted the following photo along with the following message:




Twit photo



This is a developing story…