Thursday, June 2, 2016

Taylor Swift: Who Should She Date Next?


It"s depressing, but true:


Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris broke up in the late spring of 2016.


We really thought these two would make it, having dated for 15 blissful months before the DJ pulled the romantic plug.


Alas, another Taylor Swift relationship has fizzled out before our sad eyes.


But dry those tears, Swifites! We have some ideas on who Taylor should date next, as we refuse to give up hope that the superstar can someday find her One and Only…




1. Nick Jonas


Nick jonas at the billboard music awards

He’s the right age. He can relate to her job. He’s dated his fair share of celebrities. And Swift could do A LOT worse than those abs!



2. Karlie Kloss


Karlie kloss 2016 costume institute gala

She’s already close to Swift. The two already get along very well. Perhaps it’s time for Taylor to try a member of her own team, considering how opposing team members have treated her.



3. Ben Affleck


Ben afflecks batman body

Might an older suitor be more appropriate? Someone more mature? Someone who has already done battle with Superman and who, therefore, could handle pretty much anything Swift throws his way?



4. Tyga


Tyga on the red carpet

What? They are both musicians! Common ground, people.



5. Sergey Brin


Sergey brin

The co-founder of Google got divorced in 2015. If Swift ever wants to settle down and start a family, she’d never need to worry about money ever again with Brin.



6. Kit Harrington


Jon snow lives

We’re pretty sure he isn’t dating Rose Leslie any longer. He’s very easy on the eyes and Swift could pump him… sexually. And also for so many Game of Thrones spoilers!


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Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner: Vacationing Together in Italy! Officially Back Together?!

It’s been almost a year since Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced their separation and the couple has yet to file for divorce.



At first it seemed that after ten years and three kids together, Ben and Jen were understandably experiencing cold feet when it came to pulling the plug on their marriage.


Now it looks as though while the world was waiting for them to file papers, Affleck and Garner were busy quietly repairing their marriage.


In fact, it appears the couple may be officially back together – and Ben seems to be pulling out all the stops to let Jen know he’s a changed man.


Last week, sources claimed that Ben bought Jen an 11-carat diamond ring (one carat for each year of their marriage).


This week, he’s reportedly treated the entire family to an Italian getaway.


Yes, according to Us Weekly, Affleck took advantage of a break from filming on the Justice League movie to take Jen and their three kids on a two-week jaunt to Venice.


We assume he paid for the trip using those Capital One rewards miles that Garner is always shilling. Just kidding, Jen!


“A lot of the damage in their relationship has been mended,” one insider tells the tabloid. “They’re in a really good place.” 


However, a source close to Affleck claims that the couple is merely focused on amicably co-parenting and making the split as painless as possible for their kids:


“Ben and Jen are not getting back together,” says the rep.


“They’re co-parenting and showing the kids Europe while he’s there filming. That’s all it is and they’re happy with this arrangement.”


So we guess you can put those rumors about Jen being pregnant with Ben’s baby on ice for now. 


It looks like Sad Affleck might be here to stay.


Michael Bay: Kate Beckinsale and I Are Fine, I"m Not A Bad Guy!

Kate Beckinsale told a rather amusing story on The Graham Norton Show, but one person did not find it funny.



Director Michael Bay defended himself on June 1st against story after story that pegged him as a misogynist, having allegedly told Kate Beckinsale to keep it right and tight for 2001’s Pearl Harbor.


“I think he was baffled by me because my boobs weren’t bigger than my head and I wasn’t blonde,” Beckinsale joked on the May 27th episode, alluding to rumors that Bay is somewhat of a sexist.


“I’d just had my daughter and had lost weight, but I was told that if I got the part, I’d have to work out. And I just didn’t understand why a 1940s nurse would do that.”


Not so, Bay pointed out, blaming reporters for allegedly twisting the story to make him look like the bad guy.


“Really?” he wrote on his blog.  “This poster [below] has hung proudly over my desk for 15 years.”



“Yesterday I read in the press that I don’t think Kate Beckinsale is ‘a stunning beauty,’ huh? And they went on to suggest that Kate and I don’t like each other?


“Well, totally untrue,” he wrote.


“Kate and I are friendly. She is a fantastic actress, very funny, witty lady, sassy, speaks her mind, and I truly respect her. That’s why she has come to so many of my Christmas parties and Birthday parties.


“This so called ‘problem of us not liking each other’ was reported by a tabloid-esque reporter after Kate appeared on an edgy English talk show, speaking about our meeting 16 years ago while casting Pearl Harbor.


“The reporter made her story into some scandalous confrontation, when it was nothing of the sort,” the blockbuster director claimed.


“Spoke to Kate today and she felt she told a funny story. “


FYI, Bay said, most leads in action movies require a trainer for stunts, etc.


“So I guess I was the ‘bad guy’ 16 years ago for suggesting a trainer because she just had her new beautiful baby girl—and she was about to enter into an intensive action movie.


“Note to reporters: 95 % of leads in movies have trainers and drink green juice!”


Is Bay misunderstood?  Or is Beckinsale’s example of his treatment of women pretty spot-on?


Tyga Thinks He Has a Great Idea for a Reality Show

You can take Tyga out of the reality star.


But you can’t take the desire to be a reality star out of Tyga.



A few weeks after splitting from Kylie Jenner, the not very successful rapper is reportedly pitching networks on a series centered around his life.


According to Life & Style, he even has a name for the impending series: Tyga’s Den.


That’s not bad, actually. Especially in light of E!’s lame decision to title the upcoming Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna series “Rob & Chyna.”


Those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online have caught appearances by Tyga here and there over the two years he dated Jenner.


And an insider tells the aforementioned tabloid that the artist grew accustomed to those paychecks.


How is he trying to sell networks on cutting him a big one for his very own program?


“He’s promising potential appearances by Scott Disick and Lamar Odom,” a source claims.


As you might expect, members of the Kardashian family are “absolutely furious” over the prospect of three three men – all of whom have had sex with Kardashian/Jenner sisters – appearing on the same show together.


But “Tyga’s no dummy,” Life & Style writes.


“He knows having other Kardashian exes like Scott and Lamar on his show will bring in viewers.”


He’s correct, of course. And this actually could become an interesting idea.


Who out there would NOT tune in for a series centered on the men whose lives have been ruined by the Kardashians?


We could throw James Harden into the mix as well. We all know he isn’t busy getting into shape for the next NBA season.


The guy probably has plenty of free time on his plate.