Thursday, June 9, 2016

Child Returns Stolen Pinecone, Apologizes to National Park

The Internet is full of heroic children these days.


First, there as #HotDogPrincess.


Now, for lack of a better term at the moment, there’s #AwesomeApologyNoteBurglar. Allow us to explain…



The Sequoia National Park is a national park in the southern Sierra Nevada east of Visalia, California.


Earlier this week, the organization’s official Facebook page shared a heartfelt/hilarious note from a young visitor. It came with a pinecone attached to it.


And here’s why:


The child had apparently swiped said pinecone from Kings Canyon on a recent visit. He felt badly about it wanted to make up for the misguided act.


“To whom it may concern: I took a pine cone out of the forest and I wanted to return it,” the note, which was sent in the mail, read.


“I hope it will be placed near the General Grant tree because that is where I took it. I am sorry for my decision.” 


He’s sorry for his decision. See that, Brock Turner? It’s not so difficult.


In response to this unexpected delivery, the Parks Department wrote the following underneath the above Facebook photo:


Have you ever wanted to take a pine cone home from the park? It’s actually against park rules to do so. Why? It’s a tough environment here. The animals need their nibbles and the area needs the seeds and vegetation.


Also, cones and other plants deteriorate and help to create soil in this rocky environment.


Check out this note that we received from a young visitor. It isn’t a pine cone – it’s a Giant Sequoia cone, of course. But we are so glad this young person thought about the park’s preservation messages.


Thanks for leaving Sequoia and Kings Canyon Parks as you found them. And, thanks for sending this back, buddy! 


We love it!


Here’s a look at other memorable kid notes we’ve also loved over the years:


Justin Bieber: Beat Up By HUGE DUDE in Cleveland! Watch!

Well, it looks like someone finally got to carry out the dream of Orlando Bloom and the millions of others who have wanted to slug Justin Bieber over the years.



The Biebs was in attendance at game 3 of the NBA Finals last night, and it seems that Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors weren’t the only ones getting their asses kicked in Cleveland.



TMZ obtained the above video of Bieber getting beat up outside of his hotel at around 11 pm last night.


As you can see, it all began when the Biebs exchanged words with a guy who’s considerably larger than him.


The dude must not have liked what Justin had to say because he proceeded to pop him in the face.


The Biebs recovered surprisingly quickly and returned the blow, but it was too late.


The unidentified dude (some might call him a hero) had the drop on JB, and the whole thing was over in a flash.


If one time wasn’t enough for you, check out the whole thing again in slo-mo:



Hilariously, the guy who shot the clip can be heard commenting, “Oh, sh-t, I’m getting on TMZ.”


It’s no secret that the Biebs has a history of violence.


In addition to the aforementioned fight with Orlando Bloom, the singer has faced criminal charges for past scuffles.


Most often, he was the initiator, such as when Bieber attacked a paprazzo in 2013, but that doesn’t appear to be the case here, as the other guy swung first.


Of course, at this point, we don’t know what Justin said to provoke him.


We’ll have updates on this story as more information becomes available.


Lauren Bushnell SLAMS Body-Shamers: Get Off My Sh*t!!

Lauren Bushnell is defending herself against body-shaming trolls who criticized her physique on social media.


They think she’s too skinny. Yep, you can skinny-shame, too.



First, the recent Bachelor winner posted the pic above of her impressive abs to Snapchat.


“Still grubbin just workin hard thnx” she wrote, including a hamburger, see-no-evil monkey (?) and caterpillar (?) emoji.


Apparently, she’s been working out and later shared a photo of herself performing squats with two plates.


Her fiance Ben Higgins also took to Instagram to defend her, sharing this pic of Lauren flexing her biceps.



“She’s mine. Straight Flexin. #fitgirl,” he wrote in the caption.


But Lauren scolded him for this move, telling him he’s just inviting the trolls.


“@higgins.ben babe you are literally asking for trolls to comment on my weight,” she wrote.


“Also not actually flexing duh Get a better pic when I’m straight out of the gym n swoll n stuff,” she added. Swoll n stuff?


And she was right. The haters hated and Lauren got super riled up and unleashed an all-cap, zero punctuation rant against them:


“THIS IS THE EXACT SAME WEIGHT I WAS WHEN I STARTED THE BACHELOR THEN I DRANK WINE EVERY DAY WITH @amanda_stantonn AND THEN AFTER THE SHOW I DIDNT DRINK WINE EVERY DAY GET OFF MY SH*T THIS IS HOW GOD MADE ME BYE.”


Whoa. Nice to see she’s got a little fire in her.


As far as we can tell, Lauren and Ben are doing just swell after coming off The Bachelor earlier this year, although there was some chatter about the pair calling off their wedding.


But a couple weeks later, another source insisted that, nope, these lovebirds were doing just peachy and would probably get married this summer.


Kim Kardashian Being "Slowly Driven Crazy" By Kanye West"s Farts

Nothing causes marital strife like flatulence.



Such is the case for Kim Kardashian and her farty-pants knight in shining armor, Kanye West.


The rapper has a consistent issue controlling his gas, and Kardashian is being “slowly driven mad” by the stench.


“Kim wakes up in the middle of the night and the whole room stinks, she says it’s like methane gas it’s so bad,” a source told OK! Magazine.


“She’s tried everything from lighting incense to scented candles, but nothing cuts through Kanye’s gas, which Kim says is so disgusting it’s not even describable.”


West reportedly doesn’t treat his body like a temple, and loves to eat crap that ends up smelling like, well, crap after it’s been digested.


“His diet is so bad, it’s like he has no control of his bowels when he comes to bed.”


Kardashian is trying to get him to change his eating habits, but she’s also said to be considering “alternate methods” to make their bedroom not smell like death wrapped in a dirty diaper.


“It’s reached the stage where Kim’s considering sleeping with her own breathing mask.”



Aside from this being on of the most entertaining story I’ve read in months, the thought of Kardashian going to bed with a gas mask has me banging my head against the keyboard I’m laughing so hard.


The causes of smelly gas can range from lactose and/or gluten intolerance to indigestion, and even a digestive tract infection.


According to enkivillage.com, Kardashian should try feeding West fennel seeds, which efficiently eradicate smelly farts within 5-10 minutes.  Other remedies include ginger, apple cider vinegar, cinnamon and pepper mint.


Kardashian should send Kris Jenner on a Costco run while she tries to tear the junk food out of your husband’s hands.


Better yet, have North West sit in a room with him for a few hours.  Kids are super-honest, and North will give it to Yeezy straight that his gas is RANK.