Friday, June 24, 2016

Duggar Family to Anna: Thanks For Cleaning Our Bathrooms!

Like Anna Duggar hasn’t had a hard enough time over the past year.



After standing by her man during the first Josh Duggar sex scandal, Anna was publicly humiliated by the revelation that her husband had used an Ashley Madison account to find willing cheating partners.


You’d think the woman would be worthy of a little respect from her in-laws for attempting to salvage what’s left of the family brand by enduring an increasingly hellish marriage crisis with a smile on her face, but that doesn’t seem to be the case.


Today is Anna’s 28th birthday, the Duggars, as is their custom, posted a tribute video on social media.


Unfortunately, rather than honoring Anna’s strength or loyalty, Jana and Joy-Anna Duggar chose to thank her for cleaning their bathrooms.


We wish we were joking:



Joy-Anna begins the run-down of Anna’s more convenient qualities, saying:


“Your servant’s heart is shown and your genuine love for others is shown by all that you.”


Jana picks things up from there, and that’s where everything starts to go wrong:


“Taking the kids to the park, doing our dishes, laundry,” Jana adds. “Cleaning the bathrooms…”


Doing the dirty work that no one wants to do,” Joy interjects.


Wow. We didn’t think it could get any worse than rattling off a list of chores, but then Joy added that “dirty work” comment like Anna is mob muscle or something.


Look, we get what these two were going for here.


They were trying (we think) to highlight Anna’s selfless, charitable side.


Instead, they recorded what seems like a coded reminder for her to scrub their toilets.


And all this time we thought Jana was the Cinderella of the family.


Ariel Winter and Laurent Claude Gaudette: Is It Over?

Her senior year of high school has wrapped up, and it looks like a summer romance may be on her agenda.


Ariel Winter recently took a moment to thank those friends and family who helped make her transition from a broken home with her mother, to a life with her older sister that quickly became filled with happiness and support.


And yes, a life filled with boyfriend troubles #teenage years.



For two years, Winter has been dating singer/songwriter, Laurent Claude Gaudette.  Recently, however, Winter has hinted that she may be solo.


A month ago, Winter posted a photo of herself at senior prom, sticking two middle fingers in the air with the following message:


“Middle fingers up, Put them hands high, Wave it in his face, Tell him boy bye.”



It’s worth nothing that Gaudette was not with Winter at her prom, nor was he in any Instagrams from her high school graduation.


According to Us Weekly, the last time Winter and Gaudette were spotted together was back in April at Coachella.  Before that, they vacationed in the Bahamas.


Winter gushed to Us about her boyfriend in Ocotober 2015.


“It was kind of like I saw him, and I was like, I would like to get to know him. And I did!” she told the magazine at Teen Vogue‘s Young Hollywood party.


“I’m very outgoing, so I kind of initiated the, ‘Hi, I’m here! It’s nice to meet you.’”



Winter’s evolution over the past few years has brought out her confidence in herself and in the way she looks.  


After undergoing a breast reduction for her F cups, Winter felt as though she had a new lease on life.


This led to more body conscious outfits that made her look and feel great, despite some social media followers deeming them “inappropriate.”


After showing off her figure in a dress that revealed underboob and reading the backlash on Instagram, Winter had this to say:


“Dear sorry body-shamers, I looked HOT in that dress. And if you hate it, don’t buy it,” she tweeted.


“Embrace all that you are. Don’t let those outside voices become your inner voice #mychoice #loveyourcurves.”  


Taylor Swift: Instagram Photo Sparks Butt Implant Rumors

For reasons that defy explanation and yet somehow make perfect sense, the Internet is obsessed with Taylor Swift’s butt.




In a way, it’s not terribly surprising, as the social media world is more fixated on asses than Sir Mix-a-Lot at a Kardashian family reunion.


At the same time, however, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, as it’s not like Taylor accentuates her booty in her clothing, photographs or performances.


Her butt isn’t the “It” in “Shake It Off.”


Unfortunately, the Internet is a ravenous beast that feeds on posteriors and speculation about celebrity plastic surgery, so the Taylor Swift butt implant rumors surface like clockwork every month or so.


We’d say they’re like a full moon, but that analogy seems weird in this context.


Anyway, June’s installment of Taylor Swift’s Ass: What’s Goin’ On There? comes to you from the unlikely source of Lil Romeo’s Instagram page.



Remember Lil Romeo? Yeah, we really don’t either.


Regardless, it seems he’s still enough of a thing that he spends time hanging with A-listers like Taylor and Selena Gomez.


The Miniscule Montague posted the above photo last night, and it’s got the Internet buzzing for reasons that have nothing to do with revelation that homey is still semi-relevant.


As you may have guessed, the majority of the comments on Romeo’s latest post have to do with Taylor’s suddenly-swole booty.


In the past we’ve heard rumors about Swift doing squats to enlarge her backside, but it looks like she’s now privy to whatever magical exercises Khloe Kardashian did to give herself a Kim-like ass.


Maybe it’s just the angle.


Or maybe, as many fans seem to suspect, Taylor has received some surgical assistance.


Either way, the Swift-butt Veterans For Truth now have even more fuel for their conspiracy fire.


Jon Gosselin Still Hates Ex-Wife Kate: "I"m Not Afraid To Say Anything"

Ah, Jon Gosselin.  How the might, Ed Hardy-clad have fallen.



The former reality star gave an interview to Yahoo! this week about the state of his family affairs, and it ain’t good.


Jon claims he hasn’t seen 12-year-old son, Collin in a year-and-a-half, something he blames on Kate, who filed for divorce seven years ago yesterday.


“I can’t do anything,” he complained.


“It’s unfair of her to do that, considering she claims that she does her best for all my kids. Dah, dah, dah, drama. ‘I’m perfect.’


“No one’s perfect, honey. Trust me.”


Since he’s not legally bound by TLC to keep his mouth shut about the broken relationship with his family, Jon is ready to drop some truth bombs.


“Now all the secrets are coming out because I’m not afraid to say anything,” he said.



When people asked him, “how come you only get four kids [at a time]?” Jon claims he gets “whoever comes through that gate or gets off that [school] bus is who I get.


“And Collin is home-schooled, so he doesn’t get off a bus.”


Ah, now we understand the year-and-a-half time-out between father and son.  This guy’s like the poor man’s Tom Cruise.


“If the kids want to come, they come,” he continued.


“I love them all, but I am going to focus on the ones that want to come. My hands are tied.”


As for fighting for a better custody arrangement, Jon has something to say to the critics.


“People are always like, ‘Oh, I would fight so hard [for a better custody arrangement].’


“I’m like, ‘Honey, you don’t have the money to fight that hard. Do you know how expensive court is? You have no idea."”


Jon explained that he files all the paperwork himself, then submits to a law firm to make sure everything is filled out correct.


“I have to pay for that,” he said


“And pay all the court fees in the hopes that you’ll get something out of it. I’ve been going to court for seven years now.


“Unless you can arbitrate out of it and have a working relationship with the other parent, you’re going to spend a lot of money.”


When Kate Plus 8 is filming, no one updates Jon on his family’s whereabouts.


“She pulls custody BS, like, ‘Oh, you don’t have custody this week. We’re filming,"” he said.


“But she won’t tell me where they’re filming.”


In times like these, Jon, you must ask yourself what your old friend, Michael Lohan would do.