Mom Gets Fat-Shamed for Wearing Shorts, EPIC Response Goes Viral

No matter how many posts we write about body-shaming and how much it sucks, some folks just don’t seem to get it.

Texas mom Brynn Huffman was feeling pretty good about herself when she went out to run some errands the other day wearing a flowy white top and mid-thigh denim shorts.

Huffman admitted it took a bit of courage to don the shorts.

“My legs, while tan from swimming and muscular from dancing, are (1) not where I would like them to be and (2) are not up traditional beauty standards (read: Photoshopped) because cellulite,” she wrote in a Facebook post that has gone viral.

Sounds like the thoughts of a great number of American woman, amiright?

Unfortunately for Huffman and humanity as a whole, some jerk in line at the UPS store thought it appropriate to confirm the mom’s worst fears by making a snarky comment about her attire.

Huffman says that after a pleasant exchange with the woman in front of her, she turned to the patron behind her and smiled.

In exchange for the grin, the woman started with a compliment, as if trying to negate the unspeakable rudeness that would follow.

“‘Your hair really is amazing.’ ::cocks head to side:: ‘You should probably rethink the shorts though,"” Huffman wrote of the woman’s response.

And the most incredible part? The shamer wore a shirt that read “COEXIST.”

Huffman said her face immediately turned red – not with embarrassment, but with rage. She then hurled back a zinger that couldn’t have been more perfect.

“You should probably rethink your shirt.” 

Ooh, ya burnt!

Yet even after the epic comeback, Huffman said the insult still made her want to go home and change her clothes, and that made her even more angry.

The encounter inspired her to write the post, which has garnered more than 400,000 likes and 163,000 shares.

She concluded with a message we hope all will consider before launching unsolicited criticism to strangers.

“Listen, people. Especially women.

“Plus sized doesn’t necessarily mean unhealthy. Plus sized doesn’t necessarily mean lazy. Plus sized doesn’t mean ugly or undesirable or untalented or uncoordinated or LESS. THAN. HUMAN.

“You might have an issue with my body. I don’t. And I’ve worked very hard past judgmental family and friends, past divorce, past depression to NOT have an issue with my body.

“Women. Do not tear each other down. Celebrate each other. Every day.”

SLAY, sister.

Kim Kardashian: Accused of Wearing Butt Pads Under Skirt!!

Well, Kim, do you want a big butt or dontcha? 

Sadly, it seems that Kim Kardashian can’t make up her mind about the size of her badonkadonk.

Last month, she announced to the world that she was working out to try and get rid of the singular feature that catapulted her to fame.

(Besides her sex tape with Ray J, which we’ve learned has enjoyed a recent uptick in sales.)

“I want to lose my bum, not all the way but it’s weird how your body changes with different babies,” she told an audience at London’s Vogue Festival.

“I want to get to Kim 2010-11 so I’m really going to focus and get there,” she added.

It was an odd statement coming from the reality star.

In the past, Kim has been most proud of her ass(et) and has flaunted it in various states of undress for many a belfie.

But after revealing her butt loss goal, she stepped out earlier this week in a tight, sheer skirt that made it evident she was wearing some form of padding underneath.

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The pics, featured in Daily Mail, reveal strategically placed lumps on Kim’s posterior that one typically would not find present on a normal set of buns.

Kim was leaving Dave & Buster’s, the site of her sister Khloe Kardashian’s birthday party.

One could argue that Kim’s majestic backside is a star in its own right. You can even now buy gift wrap with Kim’s butt splattered across the paper.

There’s long been talk of Kim having butt implants, and a ridiculous rumor earlier this year even suggested they exploded.

Whether or not she’s got pads or implants or no humps whatsoever, you can be confident that THG will keep you up to date on the confounding yet always intriguing state of Kim Kardashian’s ass.

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Lindsay Lohan: Baby on the Way?!

Some things the world just isn’t prepared for. 

Lindsay Lohan having a child is one example that tops the list.

But the (former?) actress tells Vanity Fair in a new interview that a baby may indeed be in the stars for her sometime in the near future.

Lohan reveals she has a master plan for the next 10 years, which includes “making more films, writing my book, starting my charity, working with children a lot.”

“Maybe having some of my own soon – after I get some movies done first,” she added.

We’re unsure if any studios would care to take the risk of hiring LiLo at this point, but yes, please do some movies before having a kid. Take all the time you need.

Lohan recently got engaged to Egor Tarabasov, the son of a Russian business muckety muck, who was surprisingly not named after a character in Doctor Zhivago or a villain in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Earlier this year, Life & Style also reported that the couple want to start popping out the kids right away, but this is the first we’re hearing it straight from Lohan’s mouth.

While she seems to have calmed down a bit from her peak partying days, a wacko report still surfaces from time to time, like when she got kicked out of a bar for spitting on people and hurling racial slurs earlier this year.

So maybe just hold off on the baby making until it’s all out of your system, Linds, mmkay?

But the other startling revelation from Lohan’s interview is that she is indeed writing a book. With words.

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“I am very excited to share my personal experiences in life and how to overcome obstacles,” she said.

We imagine the life chronicles of the actress would be a fairly simple breakdown:

Did Parent Trap. Discovered coke. Did Mean Girls, did a bunch of coke. Went to rehab a few times, did barrels full of coke. Messed up that Elizabeth Taylor movie, coke, coke, coke.

Think we have it covered.

“I hope that my words will connect with those who need some guidance when [or] if they are in a tough place,” she continued.

“I am grateful that I have a voice, which I can now feel comfortable using as a platform to let people know that we all have ups and downs in life, and we can all come up from the downs if we get in touch with our inner self and spiritual side.”

Translation: I did a bunch of coke and messed up my life and no one would hire me. Don’t do that.

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Kylie Jenner and Tyga: LIVING TOGETHER Already?!

Well, that was fast.

Just weeks after the Kylie Jenner-Tyga breakup was confirmed (but, like, for realz this time), the on-again, off-again, on-again couple is not only back together – they’re reportedly living together.

Yes, Kylie recently bought another mansion in Calabasas (What? You weren’t on your second multi-million dollar house at 18? Psssht…loser.) and fans noted that it was odd that Tyga joined her on her house hunting excursion.

Shortly thereafter, Tyga basically informed the world that he was once again banging Kylie via a totes classy Instagram post about how “they always come back.”

(“They,” in this case, being teenage meal tickets.)

Now, it looks as though T-Raww has taken the plunge and moved in with his Kylie.

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Sometimes you just don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone and you remember that your rap career is in the toilet, you’re buried in debt, and you’re only famous because of who you’re dating.

We’ve all been there.

But just in case you were worried that Kylie is making a bad decision, fear not …

She’s actually making many horrendous decisions simultaneously!

According to TMZ, Kylizzle and T-Raww were recently spotted making out a luxury car dealership, because that’s what you do when you’re young and obnoxiously wealthy.

Witnesses say they test drove a Bentley, but left without buying anything, because apparently Tyga hasn’t earned any new toys yet.

Needless to say, the situation is giving rise to rumors that Tyga and Kylie are faking their relationship drama for reality TV ratings.

Hey, those Bentleys don’t buy themselves.

Kylie buys them for you after you do her mother’s bidding.

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