Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Chad Johnson: Will He Be the Next Bachelor?!?

He got kicked off The Bachelorette for acting like a sociopath and threatening to beat up all the guys in the house.


Then he was booted off Bachelor in Paradise for being a drunken d-bag and calling Lace Morris a c*nt (so we hear).



But evidently, being a complete and utter a-hole on reality TV has its rewards.


The Bachelor creator and noted Twitter whore Mike Fleiss has been tweeting about giving Chad Johnson his own show.


But could this douche canoe actually be the next Bachelor??


“I hear ya, #BachelorNation!!!” Fleiss tweeted.


“How ’bout this little nugget? I’m thinking Chad should be the next Bachelor spinoff…”


Lovely. Like so many others before him, Chad and his veiny muscles are reaping the benefits of serving as the show villain, and you know why?


All of us jerks will watch that crap out of it and television networks have zero shame.


But hold up before you go and get Kaley Cuoco-inspired Bachelor pants peppered with a print of Chad’s smug mug.


Fleiss may have just been testing the waters to gauge the Bachelor Nation response to the possibility of Bachelor Chad, and it wasn’t all positive.


As one follower so eloquently told him, “are you drunk? I hope you are drunk. #worstideaever.”


A couple days later, Fleiss clarified, explaining that the beefy fame hound shouldn’t necessarily follow in Ben Higgins’ footsteps, but that he deserves his very own Chad show. 


“Wasn’t saying Chad should be our next Bachelor… Was thinking he might need a new show of his own! #ChadtotheBone”


Oh, look. They’ve already come up with the tagline.


So while The Bachelorette’s JoJo Fletcher affirmed that violence would never win a place in her heart, it clearly wins when it comes to securing a reality TV paycheck.


This is the world we live in, folks.


Chad Johnson: Will He Be the Next Bachelor?!?

He got kicked off The Bachelorette for acting like a sociopath and threatening to beat up all the guys in the house.


Then he was booted off Bachelor in Paradise for being a drunken d-bag and calling Lace Morris a c*nt (so we hear).



But evidently, being a complete and utter a-hole on reality TV has its rewards.


The Bachelor creator and noted Twitter whore Mike Fleiss has been tweeting about giving Chad Johnson his own show.


But could this douche canoe actually be the next Bachelor??


“I hear ya, #BachelorNation!!!” Fleiss tweeted.


“How ’bout this little nugget? I’m thinking Chad should be the next Bachelor spinoff…”


Lovely. Like so many others before him, Chad and his veiny muscles are reaping the benefits of serving as the show villain, and you know why?


All of us jerks will watch that crap out of it and television networks have zero shame.


But hold up before you go and get Kaley Cuoco-inspired Bachelor pants peppered with a print of Chad’s smug mug.


Fleiss may have just been testing the waters to gauge the Bachelor Nation response to the possibility of Bachelor Chad, and it wasn’t all positive.


As one follower so eloquently told him, “are you drunk? I hope you are drunk. #worstideaever.”


A couple days later, Fleiss clarified, explaining that the beefy fame hound shouldn’t necessarily follow in Ben Higgins’ footsteps, but that he deserves his very own Chad show. 


“Wasn’t saying Chad should be our next Bachelor… Was thinking he might need a new show of his own! #ChadtotheBone”


Oh, look. They’ve already come up with the tagline.


So while The Bachelorette’s JoJo Fletcher affirmed that violence would never win a place in her heart, it clearly wins when it comes to securing a reality TV paycheck.


This is the world we live in, folks.


Gwen Stefani: Gavin Rossdale Almost Ruined My Life, But Look At Me Now!

Prior to her divorce from Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani didn’t talk much about her personal life.


Things have changed for the Orange County native, who has gone (very) public with boyfriend, Blake Shelton.



Stefani covers the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar, and since high fashion is her version of lounge wear, it was no surprise to see page after page of the singer posing in gorgeous threads at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art.


Stefani said she’s an open book, for the most part.  There are some things she needs to keep private because of her children, she explained.


Stefani has three sons with Rossdale – Kingston, 10, Zuma, 7 and Apollo, 2.


“As a famous person, you start to think,’I can’t say all that because I’ll embarrass them or hurt them in some way.’ And especially now because they can see everything and hear everything.


“But I’ve done nothing I’m ashamed of …” she said with a laugh.


“Well, we all have a few things we’re ashamed of.”


Stefani reflected back on her life up until now, which was filled with music, boyfriends and then her husband, whom she married in 2002.



Her youngest son was  “only 11 months old when everything happened,” Stefani explained, referring to an alleged affair between Rossdale and the couple’s nanny, Mindy Mann in February 2015.


“Everybody knows what happened next,” Stefani said.


“February 9,” she recalls. “I obviously know the date.


“It was the beginning of hell. Like six, seven, eight months of torture, trying to figure out this big secret.”


Though Stefani admitted she wanted to “tell everybody” what happened, she had to hold back so that her boys wouldn’t be embarrassed.


Stefani got back to work.  She joined, started to write songs for her album, This Is What The Truth Feels Like, and embarked on her romance with Shelton.


“What happened was praying,” Stefani said of coming back from what felt like the end of her world.


“That’s my childhood, that’s how I was raised. And I think I strayed from that. But you know when it gets that bad, you just get desperate? You’re on your knees. You’re like, ‘What do I do?’ You can’t even go to your parents and ask them what to do.”


The toughest part for Stefani is sharing custody with Rossdale.  Only spending half of her time with the boys is still hard on her.


“All I wanted my whole life was to have babies, be married, like what my parents have. Then I remember thinking,’There’s gotta be a reason for this.’ Of course you go through the ‘Why me?’ and feel sorry for yourself.


“But then I was like, ‘No, this happened to me already and I made something good out of it,’ and that was Tragic Kingdom.” 


We have a feeling good things are still to come.


Lamar Odom Admits "Marriage Ain"t Easy," Khloe Kardashian Is Amused

He"s on his way to a full recovery, dropping pearls of wisdom here and there.


In a clip from Sunday"s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Lamar Odom learns that Rob Kardashian is marrying Blac Chyna.


He and Khloe Kardashian talked about it one-on-one.


“I just hope he’s focused,” Lamar said.


“Marriage ain’t easy.”


This made Khloe, who was sporting either cat or devil ear buns, smile.


“It’s not?” a bemused Khloe asked.


“Your marriage wasn’t easy?”


Lamar didn"t answer.  He just stared off into the distance, knowing full well that responding to the snarky question would be disastrous.


Radar Online claims that despite a second round of divorce proceedings, Khloe and Lamar are hooking up.


“It is no secret to Khloe’s sisters and immediate family that she and Lamar still have sex,” a source told the tabloid.


“Khloe may try to act innocent, but everyone who knows her knows that is not the case!”


Lamar refuses to move forward with proceedings, because he knows Khloe is so hot and cold with their relationship.


“Lamar will not sign those divorce papers now because Khloe cannot make up her mind," the source claimed.


Once she filed, Khloe tweeted some musings about parting ways with Lamar.


"It"s okay to move on from them but you could still love them from a distance," she wrote.


"If people are destructive to you emotionally, that doesn"t mean you can still love them."


Odom allegedly cheated on Khloe and used drugs during their four-year marriage.  


Khloe put initial divorce proceedings on hold while she took care of Lamar after his near-fatal overdose in October 2015.


Despite the rumor that they are hooking up, Khloe has been adamant that she and Lamar have not been romantic since she first filed in December 2013.


Watch the video below to see the former couple"s interaction.


 


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