Woman Makes Actual Dress Out of Actual Pubic Hair

A British woman named Sarah Louise Bryan has accomplished her goal.

She has come up with an outfit that is even more outlandish than the meat dress worn by Lady Gaga at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards.

The dress is made out of pubic hair.

“I really wanted the world’s most unique and disgusting design, so when someone sees a design they know it was me instantly,” Bryan told The Huffington Post of her black bra and skirt.

Both pieces of the ensemble are made of body hair donated to Bryan by her Twitter followers.

The hair was sent in envelopes by mostly British men, although the “odd American” was also included in the mix, according to the 28-year old.

(We’ll give you a few moments to swallow your lunch back down. Okay? All good now?)

Bryan sterilized the hair (which was mostly brown, with some red and grey) prior to applying it to a pre-cut bra and skirt with hot glue.

It took six months to complete the creepy creation.

“The hardest part was keeping all the hair together in one piece,” she explains, adding that donated strands of hair were kept in cling wrap and stored… in her 13-year old’s room.

Adds Bryan, addressing the motivation behind the fashion choice:

“I thought of the design because of how gross it is. I thought, ‘What would be the worst thing to have on your dress?’”

Last year, Bryan designed a dress made from 3,000 Skittles.

It was worth $ 6,500 and it grew into a viral sensation … until it melted in early 2016 while being transported to Los Angeles, according to the Birmingham Mail.

Take a look at it below:

How will Bryan possibly top a pubic hair dress?

She says she has an idea, but won’t get into specifics.

However, a recent Twitter message and photo may prove that this pubic hair dress is actually NOT the grossest thing one can wear.

God help us all.

“I’ve already had 300 offers,” Bryan says.

Justin Bieber: Dating Selena Gomez Lookalike Alexandra Rodriguez?!

It seems that every week we hear a new rumor about Justin Bieber hooking up with Kourtney Kardashian.

At the same time, of course, there are frequent reports about Bieber trying to win back Selena Gomez.

So what’s a young bajillionaire with a jones for two very different women to do?

If you said ditch ’em both and hook up with a model who looks exactly like a Selena-Kourtney hybrid, then you might actually be Justin Bieber.

Insiders say the Biebs has been hooking up with a model named Alexandra Rodriguez.

TMZ has dubbed her “Selena 2.0” but we think she looks more like what would happen if Selena and Kourtney somehow conceived a child together.

Take a moment to picture what their attempts would look like then check out come of the best Instagram pics of Alexandra, aka Kourtena:

View Slideshow: Alexandra Rodriguez: 13 Hottest Photos of Justin Bieber’s Selena Lookalike

Neither party has confirmed that they’re hooking up, but that’s pretty much Justin’s M.O. these days.

All we know for sure is that the two were spotted chillin’ on a boat in Miami yesterday, and Alexandra was rockin’ a pair of Justin’s swim trunks.

So we know she’s getting into his shorts, which means it’s safe to assume he’s getting into hers.

Now, of course, the question remains:

Is there really something here or is this just another Hailey Baldwin situation.

It may be quite some time before we know for sure.

But whatever the case, there’s no denying that Alexandra is definitely Justin’s type.

Keonna Green: I"m Glad I Got Knocked Up By Nick Young!

Keonna Green has finally spoken out about her relationship with Nick Young. 

Green is now 22 weeks into her pregnancy and has revealed that she has been getting jiggy with Nick since September.

“It was last year, around September. We would take our son to Magic Mountain together. But sometimes Nick would say, “Oh, there’s too much traffic.”

“He’d just play with Nicholas in his room. We got caught up in the moment and it just happened,” Keonna revealed. 

This shows that the relationship was actually going on for considerably longer than what Young was telling Azalea. 

You’d think that taking somebody else’s man from them would at least warrant an apology, but Iggy is getting no such thing from Green. 

“It wasn’t a secret on my end. I didn’t feel guilty because I was in love with a man, and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only woman.”

That’s not a good way to make yourself feel better, but it seems that it worked for Keonna. 

How many other women could there really have been? 

There was previously word that Azalea caught Young in the act with different women on their home security, but would he really be that sloppy?

If he was being that sloppy, then it would make one think that he wanted Iggy to find out about what he was up to. 

If that is the case, he’s an even bigger dirtbag than we first thought. 

It’s one thing to cheat on your fiance, but another to make them find out the hard way. 

The truth was always going to come out. 

Keonna also made it clear that she would marry Young in an instant. 

These two really seem like they’re made for one another. 

What do you think about the latest developments?

Hit the comments below!

View Slideshow: 24 Stars Who Have Been Cheated On

Chad Johnson: Will He Be the Next Bachelor?!?

He got kicked off The Bachelorette for acting like a sociopath and threatening to beat up all the guys in the house.

Then he was booted off Bachelor in Paradise for being a drunken d-bag and calling Lace Morris a c*nt (so we hear).

But evidently, being a complete and utter a-hole on reality TV has its rewards.

The Bachelor creator and noted Twitter whore Mike Fleiss has been tweeting about giving Chad Johnson his own show.

But could this douche canoe actually be the next Bachelor??

“I hear ya, #BachelorNation!!!” Fleiss tweeted.

“How ’bout this little nugget? I’m thinking Chad should be the next Bachelor spinoff…”

Lovely. Like so many others before him, Chad and his veiny muscles are reaping the benefits of serving as the show villain, and you know why?

All of us jerks will watch that crap out of it and television networks have zero shame.

But hold up before you go and get Kaley Cuoco-inspired Bachelor pants peppered with a print of Chad’s smug mug.

Fleiss may have just been testing the waters to gauge the Bachelor Nation response to the possibility of Bachelor Chad, and it wasn’t all positive.

As one follower so eloquently told him, “are you drunk? I hope you are drunk. #worstideaever.”

A couple days later, Fleiss clarified, explaining that the beefy fame hound shouldn’t necessarily follow in Ben Higgins’ footsteps, but that he deserves his very own Chad show. 

“Wasn’t saying Chad should be our next Bachelor… Was thinking he might need a new show of his own! #ChadtotheBone”

Oh, look. They’ve already come up with the tagline.

So while The Bachelorette’s JoJo Fletcher affirmed that violence would never win a place in her heart, it clearly wins when it comes to securing a reality TV paycheck.

This is the world we live in, folks.

View Slideshow: 10 Most Loathsome Suitors in Bachelorette History