Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Melania Trump Plagiarism: The Campaign (Hilariously) Responds!

Melania Trump took to the stage on Monday night at the Republican National Convention.


On the biggest platform of her life, Donald Trump’s third wife talked about values and morals and family and… wait a second…



… she talked about many of the same things Michelle Obama talked about at the 2008 Democratic National Convention.


In fact, she talked about these things using the same words and, at times, the same cadence.


As a result, critics have jumped all over the Trump campaign, accusing Melania of plagiarism (which, in most campaigns, would be among the most scandalous charges on could level).


Did Trump borrow certain sections of Michelle’s speech?


Here is a look at the speech itself:



Here is a juxtaposition of portions of this speech and the one Obama gave eight years ago:




And here is a visual aid to help guide along your decision-making process:




side by side



While the world shakes its collective head over the latest campaign misstep, surrogates for Trump and his wife went public with a handful of hilarious excuses and denials.


To wit:


Campaign Manager Paul Manafort: “There’s no cribbing of Michelle Obama’s speech. These were common words and values. She cares about her family. To think that she’d be cribbing Michelle Obama’s words is crazy.”


Former Trump aide Corey Lewandowski: “Remember, Melania Trump speaks four languages, unbelievably intelligent. This is not her native language. She relied on other people to make sure the speech was right, and it went through the process which all convention speeches do.”


Trump Spokeswoman Katrina Pierson: “These are values – Republican values, by the way – of hard work, determination, family values, dedication and respect, and that’s Melania Trump. This concept that Michelle Obama invented the English language is absurd.”


Chris Christie: “Ninety-three percent of the speech is completely different from Michelle Obama’s speech. They expressed some common thoughts.”


Congressman Joe Wilson: “My view is, to quote other first ladies, or potential first ladies, that is positive. Even unattributed. Hey, it was meant as a compliment.”


Manafort again: “Once again, this is an example of when a woman threatens Hillary Clinton, she seeks to demean her and take her down.”


Former Mississippi Goveror Haley Barbour: “What was interesting to me is, did the campaign intend for this? Because everything that Melania Trump said that Barack Obama’s wife had said are things that she said Barack Obama would do and he didn’t do.”


It’s safe to say we never considered this last option.


Patti Stanger to Farrah Abraham: EVERYONE Has Seen Your Vagina!

Farrah Abraham has been looking for love in all the wrong places.



She’s tried porn sets, strip clubs, reality TV … You know, all the usual spots.


We don’t know why she has such a tough time.


After all, Farrah’s just looking for whatever single young woman wants:


A guy who will accept a plastic mold of her butthole as a birthday present. 


A man she can force to bond with her daughter without having him look like he’s considering doing a tuck-and-roll on the freeway.


And most of all, a guy who’s really, really rich so she can stop launching random-ass business ventures like an online furniture store.


You may think that Farrah is asking a lot and seems to have exhausted her options.


Fortunately, Patti Stanger is still a thing.


Farrah will appear on Patti’s Million Dollar Matchmaker on Friday, and we’re guessing she’s not thrilled about the trailer for the episode:



Right off the bat, Farrah is dubbed Patti’s “biggest challenge yet” and “a Teen Mom turned porn star.”


(Weren’t you people listening all those times when she explained the difference between a sex tape and a porn?! Gawd!)


Then, with the cameras still rolling Farrah does what she does best (get your mind out of the gutter!):


Yes, she cries.


It’s pretty much Farrah’s number one way of getting what she wants (Okay, it’s her number two way of getting what she wants.), and amazingly, all these tough-as-nails reality hosts fall for it!


Will Patti become the latest to fall prey to Farrah’s crocodile tears?


You can find out Friday, or you can just believe us when we say yes. Yes, she will.

Woman Shares Naked Facebook Photo, Takes Aim at Dani Mathers

Christine Blackmon has a message for Dani Mathers.


You remember Dani Mathers, right?



A Playboy centerfold, Mathers made headlines this month when she body-shamed a woman at the gym.


Upon seeing this woman naked in the locker room, Mathers took a picture, shared it on social media and wrote as a caption:


“If I can’t unsee this, you can’t either.”


It was a rather heinous action for Mathers to take




Mathers pic



And the repercussions were fierce, first in the form of backlash online and then in Mathers getting fired.


She was also banned from every single LA Fitness location, which is pretty awesome.


Now, Blackmon has taken her own form of revenge against the 2015 Playmate of the Year.


“About a month ago, I was changing to work out. I caught my husband taking my picture so I posed playfully due to the obvious absurdity of it all,” she wrote on Facebook.


She penned the message alongside with the image in a post addressed to Mathers.


“Later, I saw the picture and begged him to delete it. I hated it – all I saw were lumps and bumps. He simply smiled and softly said, ‘I think it’s beautiful.’


“So I let him keep it.”


This is Blackmon’s photo:




naked woman



“Not all of us work out to be ‘hot,’ ” she continued.


“Some of us work out simply to honor the bodies we were given. That’s all that woman was trying to do and you violated her. Shame on you.”


Mathers has apologized for her inappropriate Snapchat post with an apology video on the media-sharing platform.


“That was absolutely wrong and not what I meant to do,” she said. “I know that body shaming is wrong. That is not the type of person I am.”


Obviously it is the kind of person Mathers is, or at least the kind of person Mathers was.


Concluded Blackmon is our new favorite Facebook post of all-time:


I bet I could get 100s of women to post their beautiful bodies and regardless of size, shape or color, they will ALL be more beautiful than the ugliness you showed in that post.


So, #‎DaniMathers, I’d like to introduce you to my 5’10”, 194lb lumpy, bumpy glory.


#‎UnSeeTHIS #‎AllBodiesAreBeautiful


Woman Shares Naked Facebook Photo, Takes Aim at Dani Mathers

Christine Blackmon has a message for Dani Mathers.


You remember Dani Mathers, right?



A Playboy centerfold, Mathers made headlines this month when she body-shamed a woman at the gym.


Upon seeing this woman naked in the locker room, Mathers took a picture, shared it on social media and wrote as a caption:


“If I can’t unsee this, you can’t either.”


It was a rather heinous action for Mathers to take




Mathers pic



And the repercussions were fierce, first in the form of backlash online and then in Mathers getting fired.


She was also banned from every single LA Fitness location, which is pretty awesome.


Now, Blackmon has taken her own form of revenge against the 2015 Playmate of the Year.


“About a month ago, I was changing to work out. I caught my husband taking my picture so I posed playfully due to the obvious absurdity of it all,” she wrote on Facebook.


She penned the message alongside with the image in a post addressed to Mathers.


“Later, I saw the picture and begged him to delete it. I hated it – all I saw were lumps and bumps. He simply smiled and softly said, ‘I think it’s beautiful.’


“So I let him keep it.”


This is Blackmon’s photo:




naked woman



“Not all of us work out to be ‘hot,’ ” she continued.


“Some of us work out simply to honor the bodies we were given. That’s all that woman was trying to do and you violated her. Shame on you.”


Mathers has apologized for her inappropriate Snapchat post with an apology video on the media-sharing platform.


“That was absolutely wrong and not what I meant to do,” she said. “I know that body shaming is wrong. That is not the type of person I am.”


Obviously it is the kind of person Mathers is, or at least the kind of person Mathers was.


Concluded Blackmon is our new favorite Facebook post of all-time:


I bet I could get 100s of women to post their beautiful bodies and regardless of size, shape or color, they will ALL be more beautiful than the ugliness you showed in that post.


So, #‎DaniMathers, I’d like to introduce you to my 5’10”, 194lb lumpy, bumpy glory.


#‎UnSeeTHIS #‎AllBodiesAreBeautiful