Friday, July 22, 2016

Co-Worker Gets Last Laugh on Colleague Who Keeps Stealing Her Coffee Creamer

Note to employees around the world:


Be really careful about which items you choose to use from the shared kitchen. Or else the following may very well happen to you…




Creamer



Reddit user “Phantom0591” posted a photo this week that made it clear just how fed up one woman was over a certain colleague continually ganking her coffee creamer from the break room.


It seems pretty clear that the woman at the center of this prank was unaware of the identity of the burglar in question.


But she came up with a genius way to get the last laugh nonetheless.


The day after this person once again stole some creamer from his or her colleague, the woman in question stuck a note on the creamer that reads as follows:


“Good morning! To whomever has been enjoying my coffee creamer all week … Surprise!!! You’ve been drinking my break milk!


“Hope you’ve enjoyed. Cheers! P.S. It’s organic. So no worries.”




fake creamer



HA! We love it.


But we really aren’t sure which side to take in this debate.


On one hand, come on. Go purchase your own creamer. It’s cheap and easy to find and it will last for months.


On the other hand… is it really that big of a deal that someone has stolen some of your creamer?


As previously mentioned, it’s cheap and easy to find and it will still last for months.


But on the OTHER hand…this note makes the entire incident worthwhile.


Well played, Breast Milk-Making Coffee-Drinking Employee Woman.

Prince George Feeds His Dog Ice Cream, Animal Rights Group Outraged

The photo was meant to celebrate a three-year-old’s birthday, but by all means let’s accuse the parents of animal cruelty.



Kensington Palace released four photos today, taken by Matt Porteous, celebrating Prince George’s birthday.


The shoot took place earlier this month, and one of the photos shows George sharing his ice cream with the family’s cocker spaniel, Lupo.


The Royal Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Animals is furious with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge for allowing George to feed Lupo dairy, which can cause digestive issues and diarrhea.


“It is lovely that Prince George is trying to help keep his family dog, Lupo, cool in these high temperatures,” RSPCA stated, according to the Guardian.



“We would advise people to be cautious when giving their dogs food meant for human consumption as some items, like chocolate, can be highly toxic to dogs and dairy items can be difficult for them to digest.


“Instead of ice-cream we would suggest making an ice lolly from pet-friendly ingredients. Making these can be really fun for children and the end product is both safe and enjoyable for dogs.”


Kensington Palace has not addressed the question of whether the treat is dog-friendly or not, despite activists automatically assuming that it’s a white chocolate covered ice cream.


The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge has both grown up with dogs, so it’s safe to assume that they would never knowingly put Lupo in danger.


The other photos in the set feature George on a swing, thought to be a wedding gift to his parents.



Though Catherine normally takes official photos of her children (she photographed Princess Charlotte ahead of her first birthday back in May), this time the royal couple hired Matt Porteous.


“I really enjoyed the opportunity to take these photographs of Prince George,” Porteous said.


“It was a very relaxed and enjoyable atmosphere. I’m honoured that they have decided to share these images with the public to mark his third birthday.”


Happy Birthday, Your Royal Highness.  And best wishes to Lupo.

Prince George Feeds His Dog Ice Cream, Animal Rights Group Outraged

The photo was meant to celebrate a three-year-old’s birthday, but by all means let’s accuse the parents of animal cruelty.



Kensington Palace released four photos today, taken by Matt Porteous, celebrating Prince George’s birthday.


The shoot took place earlier this month, and one of the photos shows George sharing his ice cream with the family’s cocker spaniel, Lupo.


The Royal Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Animals is furious with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge for allowing George to feed Lupo dairy, which can cause digestive issues and diarrhea.


“It is lovely that Prince George is trying to help keep his family dog, Lupo, cool in these high temperatures,” RSPCA stated, according to the Guardian.



“We would advise people to be cautious when giving their dogs food meant for human consumption as some items, like chocolate, can be highly toxic to dogs and dairy items can be difficult for them to digest.


“Instead of ice-cream we would suggest making an ice lolly from pet-friendly ingredients. Making these can be really fun for children and the end product is both safe and enjoyable for dogs.”


Kensington Palace has not addressed the question of whether the treat is dog-friendly or not, despite activists automatically assuming that it’s a white chocolate covered ice cream.


The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge has both grown up with dogs, so it’s safe to assume that they would never knowingly put Lupo in danger.


The other photos in the set feature George on a swing, thought to be a wedding gift to his parents.



Though Catherine normally takes official photos of her children (she photographed Princess Charlotte ahead of her first birthday back in May), this time the royal couple hired Matt Porteous.


“I really enjoyed the opportunity to take these photographs of Prince George,” Porteous said.


“It was a very relaxed and enjoyable atmosphere. I’m honoured that they have decided to share these images with the public to mark his third birthday.”


Happy Birthday, Your Royal Highness.  And best wishes to Lupo.

Dennis Green Dies; Former NFL Coach Was 67

Dennis Green, the NFL coach who famously led the Minnesota Vikings to a 15-1 season and two NFC Championship games, has passed away.



Green was 67 years old.


His passing was confirmed in a statement issued by Green’s family this morning:


“Dennis passed away last night from complications of cardiac arrest,” the statement read.


“His family was by his side and he fought hard.”


Green served as head coach of the Vikings and Arizona Cardinals for a total of 13 seasons.


Though his career ended with a disappointing tenure in Arizona, which saw the team suffer three straight losing seasons, Green remained a beloved figure amongst both players and fans.


As well known for his soft-spoken demeanor as for his strategic brilliance, Green is remembered by many for his famous “they are who we thought they were” press conference, in which he shed his calm facade and revealed the passion that his players had known for years.


Social media tributes to Green from fans and former colleagues began pouring in the moment that news of his passing was made public.


“Very sad to hear about the loss of fmr @AZCardinals coach Dennis Green – he will always be remembered as a pioneer for sport of football,” wrote Senator John McCain.


“Please don’t remember him for his “rant.” Remember him as leader with a rare offensive mind who dared to be great,” tweeted commentator Skip Bayless.


Green is survived by his wife, Marie, and children Patti and Jeremy.