Oh, Lindsay Lohan.
You had such a good run there of being quiet, sane and seemingly in love
On Saturday night, the often-troubled actress went on a major Twitter rant against fiance Egor Tarabasov, accusing him of cheating on her…
… and also implying that SHE’S PREGNANT.
The problems actually began on Friday, with Lohan sharing a Snapchat video (captioned “ET phone home”) in which she said:
“My fiancé’s being really angry at me, but I’m drinking water to get him to come home. Honey, come home, please.”
A day later, Lohan really let Egor having it, posting a number of messages and pictures across Twitter and Instagram.
For instance, she posted a picture on Instagram with her man that depicted his face obscured by scribbles.
“He wore black and I wore white…” she wrote, quoting the 1966 Cher song “Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” along with three wise monkey emojis and an anchor.
“I guess #art is whatever you make of it,” she added.
Sure. We guess so.
Several days ago, Lohan threw Tarabasov’s phone in the sea, although she later claimed it was just a joke.
“I guess I was the same at 23…” Lohan later wrote of her younger fiance. “S—ty time-it changes at 26/27 @e2505t thanks for not coming home tonight. Fame changes people.”
She wrote those words as a caption to the following image of the couple:
How did fame allegedly change him in this case?
Shorty afterwards, Lindsay shared a photo of Tarabasov at a party along with the caption:
“Wow thanks #fiance with Russian hooker @dasha_pa5h.”
(She was referring to Dasha Pashevkina, whose Instagram account has since been deleted.)
From there, the former Mean Girls star shared a video that was anything but fetch: it featured her fiancé partying and it included the message:
“Home? First time in my life-bare with he/ he cheated on me with hooker #meangirls #meanboysu b.”
An hour later, Lohan tweeted a link to pictures of herself with a baby bump from her 2009 movie Labor Pains, which is about a woman who pretends to be pregnant.
“Lindsay Lohan labour pains trainer – I am pregnant!!” she wrote.
WAIT… WHAT?!?
In late June, Lohan said she would definitely consider having kids in the future.
We know: that’s a scarier thought than Jon and Kate Gosselin getting back together to have more children.
A short while after this frightening implication, Lindsay Instagrammed and then deleted an email address and mailing address of the woman she claimed Tarabasov was with, captioning it as follows:
“It’s legal if you’re selling yourself and not a Russian from #moscow right my baby @e2505t.”
For some reason, she hashtagged Russian leader Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump with the message.
In April, Lohan got engaged to her then-22-year-old boyfriend of eight months, who gave her with a five-carat emerald ring at the time.
Now, however, it appears that he’s given her a heart attack.
And perhaps some sperm to help create a baby. Yikes.
