UFC bad ass Michelle Waterson says she’s beaten up opponents so badly, they’ve actually defecated themselves DURING THE FIGHT … telling TMZ Sports, “It happens.” The Karate Hottie is fighting this weekend at UFC 229 against Felice Herrig — who…
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Friday, October 5, 2018
Wednesday, June 13, 2018
Farrah Abraham STILL In Jail After Telling Cops to Go F--k Themselves!
Oh, Farrah.
When you got fired from Teen Mom OG for generally being an awful person, we thought your days of entertaining/depressing us with your bonkers bad behavior had come to an end.
In retrospect, we should’ve known a day like today was coming.
In case you missed it, Farrah was arrested on charges of battery and trespassing last night after allegedly assaulting a male staff member at the famed Beverly Hills Hotel.
According to the police report, she was booked at 1:48 AM.
As of right now, she’s still being held on $ 500 bail.
We still don’t know what set Farrah off (although we do know that booze was involved), but TMZ has obtained video of Farrah’s arrest, and as you may have guessed — it ain’t pretty.
At one point, one of the arresting officers begins searching Farrah’s purse, and the former reality star demonstrates that even in her state of inebriation, she’s well aware of the reality of her situation:
“Do you want to do that on camera so that everyone at TMZ can see?” Farrah asks.
Further proving that her diva-like attitude remains intact, Farrah tells one of the officers, “I don’t want to be arrested.”
She then repeats the phrase “I am not going to be provoked to be arrested” several times.
Then things really take a turn for the worse, as Abraham screams, “I am not resisting you!” before breaking down in tears (a classic Farrah tactic) and accusing one of the officers of hurting her.
A spokesperson for Farrah issued a statement today in which she thanked fans for their “concern” and urged them to “remember there are two sides to every story.”
Meanwhile, police have issued their own statement, in which they state the painfully obvious and confirm that Farrah has hammered at the time of her arrest.
“Officers noted that Abraham exhibited signs of intoxication during the investigation,” stated Lieutenant Elisabeth Albanese with the Beverly Hills Police Department this afternoon.
It may be hard to believe, given her many years of batsh-t behavior, but this is only Farrah’s second arrest.
The first took place in 2013, when she was hauled in on DUI charges.
Back then, she pled guilty and was sentenced to six months probation.
This time, Farrah might find herself facing a stiffer penalty.
For one thing, she’s no longer a first offender.
On top of that, there’s a legal precedent in this case, as it was just last year that Farrah’s fellow reality star Kim Richards was arrested for a drunken assault at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Richards very narrowly avoided jail time, but even if Farrah proves equally lucky, she’s got another problem on her hands:
Sources have indicated that Farrah’s 9-year-old daughter Sophia was with her in the hotel on the night of the incident.
Sophia is currently in the care of a nanny, but Farrah might soon be facing a custody challenge from her mother, Debra Danielsen:
“She needs to be with her family, not about strangers and volatility and her mother being arrested,” Danielsen told Radar when asked about Sophia.
“It’s very disgusting. She needs to go to school… She needs to not be dragged on a party all over the world.”
We’ll have further updates on this developing situation as more information becomes available.
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
President Trump Hogs Umbrella, Melania and Barron Fend for Themselves
President Trump’s apparently more worried about his hair than his image … fully covering his noggin with an umbrella while his fam braves the elements. 45 boarded Air Force One Monday in West Palm Beach, Florida … and trailing behind in the…
Thursday, January 11, 2018
Tide Pod Challenge: Teens Film Themselves Eating Detergent Pods! Why?!
What happens when you mix the internet, the neo-dadaist humor shared by Millennials and Generation Z, social media, YouTube"s "challenge" culture, and millions of years of evolutionary instinct?
Well, you get teenagers recording videos of themselves eating Tide detergent pods.
As you"ll see in the video below, this unbelievable (and very inadvisable!) stunt is the latest "challenge" video that"s taking the internet by storm. Oh, dear.
So, you know when you were a kid — and, honestly, now — and some things looked like food and, on some primal level, you felt the impulse to try to eat it?
Recently, people on social media have been talking about detergent pods and other "forbidden snacks."
From little colorful bouncy balls to salt lamps to translucent dice to detergent pods, there are certain small items that we have to resist the impulse to devour.
Why? Because our instincts — we"re talking, like, lizard brain instincts — see a small, colorful object that might be partially see-through, and it registers as fruit.
Not just fruit, but some sort of nutrient-rich morsel full of flavor, vitamins, and simple carbohydrates that our bodies need to survive.
So people have joked about "forbidden snacks." Memes were born.
Unfortunately, while the vast majority of people talking about these detergent pods were just remarking on the absurdity of their impulse to eat them, well …
Some people have been taking things a step further by recording themselves putting a detergent pod in their mouths.
They took a perfectly good, almost wholesome, meme, and turned it into one of those stupid "challenges" that could easily poison someone.
As the Taylor Swift song says, "This Is Why We Can"t Have Nice Things."
Now, some of these "challenge" videos are funny. Genuinely, truly funny.
Artistically created, they"re even set to music.
Many of them use tricks, via editing or camera movements, in order to simply make it appear that someone has eaten one of these "tasty" pods.
They are made of extremely concentrated soap, folks. They do not taste good. When eaten, they are also super, super bad for you.
Some of these videos are, again, illusions.
In fact, some videos include artificial detergent pods, made of safely edible things like candy and jello, which reminds me of that game show where people bite onto everyday objects in a room in order to discover which are chocolate.
(You can view an edible Tide Pod recipe here)
But we"re sad to say that at least some of these videos are for real.
Many companies make detergent pods, for the dishwasher or the washing machine.
Tide pods, for whatever reason, have been singled out by the meme and particularly by the people taking the "Tide pod challenge."
We can only imagine what a PR nightmare this must be for all of the people working at Tide, who must either be scratching their heads or screaming as they see their cleaning products ingested all across the internet.
In fact, Tide actually put out a statement:
"Our laundry pacs are a highly concentrated detergent meant to clean clothes, and they"re used safely in millions of households every day. They should be only used to clean clothes and kept up, closed and away from children."
Their statement continues:
"We have seen no indication of an increase of cases seeking medical treatment amongst infants and teenagers associated with the recent uptick in social media conversation or in consumer calls."
So, that"s good, at least.
We should note that the reason that detergent pods in general are so colorful is because that appeals to our instincts. (That"s why products and packaging, in general, look colorful)
We don"t think that it"s Tide"s fault, or any other company"s, that some people make terrible choices because they want their videos to get views.
Sunday, October 22, 2017
CAUGHT! 19 Dumb Cheaters Who Outed Themselves Via Text
You should not cheat on your significant other.
However, IF you"re going to cheat on your significant other, you should heed the lessons learned (the hard way) by the following men and women, each of whom made the mistake of outing their own indiscretions via text message.
Talk about awkward!
See what we mean down below…
1. When Your Son Drives a Hard Bargain…
… and you must give in.
2. Also, My Kid May Find Out
I think he just did.
3. Damn Autocorrect?
Nope, damn you… straight to Hell!
4. And We’re Not Talking About a Cheese of the Month Club!
At least we don’t think so.
5. Did I Say Boyfriend?
I meant best friend, who is definitely of the same gender.
6. Oh, Phew
Wait. That’s even worse.
Friday, September 8, 2017
Jermaine Dupri Says Usher, Lil Wayne Burying Themselves In Music Is A Good Thing
Usher and Lil Wayne have the right idea for coping mechanisms … make more music, according to Jermaine Dupri. We got Jermaine outside of Craig’s in WeHo Thursday night and asked him how Usher has been holding up since news of his herpes…
Thursday, July 13, 2017
Kid Rock Announces Plans to Run For US Senate; Idiocracy Jokes Write Themselves
We’re living in one of the most divisive times in American history, and now more than ever, there’s an urgent demand for politicians who can rise to the occasion and meet the unique challenges of this era.
We need politicians with guts, politicians with integrity, politicians who can filibuster by reciting the lyrics to “Bawitdaba” from memory.
And only one man fits the bill …
His name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID … actually, we don’t know his real name, and we’re too lazy to look it up, but he goes by Kid Rock, and he’d like to represent the great state of Michigan in the United States Senate.
Yes, seriously. We think.
The 46-year-old spawn of a naked chick trucker mud flap and a can of Natural Ice has announced that he plans to add being elected to the US Senate to his list of accomplishments, which currently includes touching Pam Anderson’s boobs and taking goatee maintenance to new heights.
Rock announced his campaign with the following tweet:
“I have had a ton of emails and texts asking me if this website is real… http://kidrockforsenate.com The answer is an absolute YES.”
The website he links to doesn’t offer much in the way of information or answer any of our many, many questions.
(For example: Is this for real? What’s your platform? No, seriously, is this for real?)
It does feature the apparent campaign motto “Are you scared?” as well as a link to purchase shirts and other merchandise, and now that we think about it, that pretty well sums up American politics in 2017.
Oh, the site also gives us this amazingly meme-worthy photo of the future Senator Rock:
As for his qualifications … well, Rock did meet President Trump back in April.
Of course, to many, that would be like saying you’re qualified to host a forum on race relations because you once got drunk with Shia LaBeouf.
Needless to say, a lot of people are chuckling at the notion of Senator Rock, and we agree that the whole thing is ridiculous.
Obviously, Kid should think much bigger and run for president!
Hear us out:
We already know that Dwayne Johnson wants to run for the White House in 2020, and the notion of a Rock vs. Rock contest is too amazing to resist.
Sure, it might signal the death of American democracy as we know it, but that thing was on its way out, anyway.
So get in the pit and try to love someone!
Whatever that means.
Thursday, November 3, 2016
Country Stars Read Mean Tweets, Crack Themselves Up
The world of Twitter can be so cruel.
It’s a good thing the world of country music doesn’t take itself so seriously.
Case in point: Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley once again cracking us up as hosts of the CMA Awards last night.
Another case in point: numerous country music stars coming together on Jimmy Kimmel Live to read mean Tweets about themselves.
This was the second time that such huge names as Miranda Lambert, Dolly Parton, Florida Georgia Line and Little Big Town appeared on the late-night talk show in order to see what social media users had to say about them.
And most of what they had to say was not very positive.
“In case of a national emergency, all air traffic will be redirected to Miranda Lambert’s forehead,” Lambert read out loud about herself.
“The guys from Florida Georgia Line were engineered in a douche factory,” to which the douches themselves replied:
“Right down the road from here, actually!”
Dolly Parton – a living, breathing icon! – was compared to a street walker (“It’s not a hooker convention, it’s a Dolly Parton concert,” read the Tweet), although she laughed off the insults and responded thusly:
“I guess I should feel hurt, but I don’t because I patterned my look after a hooker!”
What did someone have to say about Kimberly Schlapman, a vocalist for Little Big Town?
“Why does the blonde in Little Big Town have hair like a ‘Zoolander’ villain?”
And Bonnie Raiit?
“Bonnie Raitt looks like the aunt who would have a few too many at your mom’s birthday party and try to fight with your dad.”
OUCH! These are legends, people!
Fortunately, they are legends who took every diss and slam in stride.
“Just because you have a beard, a ponytail, and a cowboy hat, doesn’t mean you can sing. You know how I know? Trace Adkins,” Adkins himself read on air.
Willie Nelson, meanwhile, cracked up over being referred to as “crusty.”
Probably because it’s true.
We love this segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live. We could watch it every single night.
Check out some of the mega stars who have read mean Tweets about themselves above and select your favorite!
Sunday, July 24, 2016
11 Stars Who Have Snagged Themselves a Billionaire
A million dollars may be cool.
But you know what Sean Parker said in The Social Network, right?
Do you know what"s even cooler? A BILLION dollars.
The following famous men and women know what we mean, as each has snagged herself an extremely rich significant other…
1. Miranda Kerr
The model got engaged to Evan Spiegel in July of 2016. He founded Snapchat. So… yeah. The guy is doing pretty well for himself. He has been named one of Forbes’ youngest billionaires on the planet.
2. Janet Jackson
In 2012, the singer married Wissam Al Mana. He runs his family’s billion-dollar retail company in the Middle East.
3. Salma Hayek
Hayek exchanged vows with François-Henri Pinault in 2009. He’s the CEO of Kering, the director of Financière Pinault and the president of Groupe Artémis’ executive board. Dude is swimming in cash!
4. Mariah Carey
We don’t want to jinx it. But the singer is engaged to James Packer, a billionaire businessman from Australia.
5. Elle Macpherson
The model and Jeffrey Soffer got married in 2013. He has made a ton as a real estate developer and hotel heir in Miami.
6. Eve
The female rapper got hitched to Maximillion Cooper in 2014. He has an amazing name is also an entrepreneur, skateboarder and race car driver.
Friday, October 23, 2015
10 Cool Pics of Stars Hanging With Younger Versions of Themselves!
Oscar season is almost upon us, and as the Hollywood"s most talented (or at least most desperate) stars prepare to launch campaigns that they hope will result in career defining gold guys and overlong acceptance speeches, we thought it would be a good time to look back at where they came from.
These pics of present-day A-listers hanging with younger versions of themselves have been making the rounds online, and they serve as a pretty cool reminder that some stars never age – and some made horrendous fashion statements in the not-so-distant past.
So enjoy this weird trip down red carpet memory lane. Just don"t tell Little Leo he still doesn"t have an Oscar!
1. Leonardo DiCaprio in 2013 and 1989
Leo works the red carpet with young Leo. Fun fact: these two guys have won the exact same number of Oscars!
2. Amy Adams in 2014 and 1999
Amy Adams is feeling herself. Literally. We envy her right now, and it’s very confusing.
3. Christian Bale in 2013 and 1987
Christian Bale at ages 13 and 39. The way this guy transforms, he could probably still play a 6th-grader.
4. Julia Roberts in 2013 and 1989
Julia Roberts in her prime and…in her other prime. Seriously, what deal with the Devil did this woman make?
5. Matthew McConaughey in 2014 and 1996
Alright, alright, alright. Let’s all be happy Matt lost his interest in giant vampire-slayer wooden cross jewelry.
6. Meryl Streep in 1980 and 2013
Meryl Streep has aged remarkably well. We guess dominating awards season every year helps keep you young!
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Celebs Who"ve Peed Themselves!
Leaders of the (uri)nation!
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
A-listers are no different!
From Kim Kardashian West peeing all over her spanx to Fergie doing it in concert, celebs are no strangers to totally wetting themselves!
Want to find out which of your favorite actors and musicians just couldn’t find a bathroom in time?!
To see who’s number one for number one…
CLICK HERE to view “Celebs Who’ve Peed Themselves!”
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[Image via WENN.]
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