Friday, August 12, 2016

Kim Kardashian: Look at My Tummy Tuck!

As anyone with an Internet connection knows, Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing weight this days.


Is obsessed even a strong enough term?



It’s pretty much ALL KIM TALKS ABOUT THESE DAYS.


Over the past several months, she’s shared diet tips and Snapchat videos and pictures online, all while making heartfelt pleas to her fans about how she just HAS to lose 70 pounds.


She HAS TO, people.


She HAS TO get back to her pre-baby weight.


As we’ve written many times on the subject, it’s been an awful example for Kardashian to set, as most new mothers have other things to worry about.


They don’t have personal trainers or personal chefs. They don’t have a flexible schedule.


They understandably have more important things to be concerned about than a few extra pounds here and there.


Especially when they gained those extra pounds by MAKING A HUMAN BEING WITH THEIR BODIES.


Blake Lively recently made this same great point about motherhood and weight loss.


So anyway. Here we are. With Kim bragging about her tiny waist and now taking her endeavor a step further:


She just underwent a tummy tuck.



Kim visited cosmetic dermatologist Dr. Simon Ourian for the procedure, which doesn’t involve knives or needles, and was likely paid a lot by him to drop his name numerous times on social media.


“You guys I’m at Dr. Ourian’s – skin tightening,” wrote Kardashian on Snapchat, adding the hashtag:


“#hatehimnowlovehimlater.”


Ourian – who also treats stars such as Jenna Dewan Tatum and Kim Zolciak-Beirmann – took to Instagram afterward to show the video to his followers, writing: “#skintightening #nonsurgical #tummytuck” by way of explanation.


Kardashian, of course, has claimed for years that she has never undergone plastic surgery.


And we guess she can stick to that story now because no incisions of any kind were used on her here.


But whatever. That’s semantics. It doesn’t make this any less lame.


Kardashian is once again being clueless when it comes to the rest of the world.


She just got a free (don’t kid yourself, it was free) procedure done to help her lose weight because she dropped the doctor’s name to her millions of followers.


Which is fine. That’s her business.



But we refer you back to THIS AMAZING TAKEDOWN of Kardashian.


She is not a regular mother. She does not speak for regular mothers.


She lives in her own, rich and spoiled universe. We don’t even knock her for it.


We just want her to do it quieter.

Yuliya Efimova Instagram Pics: The Dopest in Rio!


Say what you will about her alleged love of performance-enhancing drugs – Russian swimmer Yuliya Efimova"s Instagram is dope!


If you"ve been following the drama in Rio, you probably know that Efimova – like much of the Russian delegation – has been accused of using banned substances to gain an edge on the competition.


American Lilly King threw major shade at Efimova after defeating her in the women"s 100m breaststroke, but we"re not gonna get into the implications of all that.


(Some say it was unfair of King to vilify her fellow swimmer, as Efimova"s case is considerably more complex than it"s been made out to be.)


Instead, we"ll congratulate her on taking home two silver medals, and indulge in one of our favorite activities: talking about how hot Olympic athletes are!


So check out the best pics from Ms. Efimova"s Instagram page below, and if you feel a twinge in the patriotic chamber of your heart, fear not:


It turns out she lives in Los Angeles. Like we said, complex! And hot!




1. Yuliya Efimova Bikini Pic


Yulia efimova bikini pic

Yulia Efimova’s time at the Olympics has been fraught with controversy. But instead of mulling over the complexity of her situation, why not just check out her awesome bikini pics?



2. Yuliya Efimova Swimsuit Selfie


Yuliya efimova swimsuit selfie

Yuliya takes a LOT of photos in swimwear. When regular folk do that, we say they’re thirsty. But Yulia’s a swimmer, so she gets a pass.



3. Yuliya Efimova in a Bikini


Yuliya efimova in a bikini

Like we said, the girl loves her swimwear. We’re definitely not complaining.



4. Yuliya Efimova in Miami


Yuliya efimova in miami

She hails from the land of Putin, but judging from her Instagram page, the girl loves America. And we’re growing pretty fond of her, too.



5. Yuliya Efimova in the Ocean


Yuliya efimova in the ocean

Yuliya is Russian, but she certainly seems to enjoy warmer climates. And, of course, the attire that goes with them.



6. Yuliya Efimova is Hot


Yuliya efimova is hot

What’s a little doping when you’re rocking a body like that? We forgive you, Yuliya!


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Lisa Marie Presley: Prescription Pill Addiction Forces Singer Into Rehab

Lisa Marie Presley has been honest about her demons in the past, and this time she’s making sure those demons stay away.



Elvis Presley’s daughter has checked into The Hills Rehabilitation Center, a luxurious retreat in the Hollywood Hills which overlooks Los Angeles.


A month’s stay at the treatment center costs $ 400,000.


Back in 2003, Presley told Paper Magazine that she abused alcohol and drugs as a teenager, but recovered with the help of Scientology.


“[I used] cocaine, sedatives, pot and drinking — all at the same time. I just couldn’t be sober,” Presley revealed.


“I don’t know how I lived through it.” 



A source close to the singer told Us Weekly that she is “doing OK, but needed to get this under control.”


Last month, Presley filed for divorce from Michael Lockwood, her husband of ten years.  She filed for full custody of the couple’s twins, Finley and Harper, and asked that Lockwood have “monitored” visitation, according to TMZ.


The National Enquirer broke the story a few days ago, alleging that their destructive marriage caused Presley to fall off the wagon.


Theirs “was not a healthy one and a lot of people thought she was self-medicating to deal with her pain,” a friend told the tabloid.


“Michael was verbally insulting and, pals say, would fat-shame and belittle Lisa Marie.  They had knock-down, drag-out fights that left Lisa Marie feeling as if he’d pummeled her.”



Lockwood, who has worked with Carly Simon and Fiona Apple, was accused by Presley’s lawyer of ripping her off during their marriage.


“He apparently was in charge of her assets throughout the marriage and didn’t do what he should have done on a fiduciary basis,” Litz told People Magazine.


“The couple did not have a prenuptial agreement, though at one point they did draw up a postnuptial agreement.”


“He took advantage of her.”


Lisa Marie Presley: Prescription Pill Addiction Forces Singer Into Rehab

Lisa Marie Presley has been honest about her demons in the past, and this time she’s making sure those demons stay away.



Elvis Presley’s daughter has checked into The Hills Rehabilitation Center, a luxurious retreat in the Hollywood Hills which overlooks Los Angeles.


A month’s stay at the treatment center costs $ 400,000.


Back in 2003, Presley told Paper Magazine that she abused alcohol and drugs as a teenager, but recovered with the help of Scientology.


“[I used] cocaine, sedatives, pot and drinking — all at the same time. I just couldn’t be sober,” Presley revealed.


“I don’t know how I lived through it.” 



A source close to the singer told Us Weekly that she is “doing OK, but needed to get this under control.”


Last month, Presley filed for divorce from Michael Lockwood, her husband of ten years.  She filed for full custody of the couple’s twins, Finley and Harper, and asked that Lockwood have “monitored” visitation, according to TMZ.


The National Enquirer broke the story a few days ago, alleging that their destructive marriage caused Presley to fall off the wagon.


Theirs “was not a healthy one and a lot of people thought she was self-medicating to deal with her pain,” a friend told the tabloid.


“Michael was verbally insulting and, pals say, would fat-shame and belittle Lisa Marie.  They had knock-down, drag-out fights that left Lisa Marie feeling as if he’d pummeled her.”



Lockwood, who has worked with Carly Simon and Fiona Apple, was accused by Presley’s lawyer of ripping her off during their marriage.


“He apparently was in charge of her assets throughout the marriage and didn’t do what he should have done on a fiduciary basis,” Litz told People Magazine.


“The couple did not have a prenuptial agreement, though at one point they did draw up a postnuptial agreement.”


“He took advantage of her.”