Friday, August 12, 2016

Kim Kardashian: Look at My Tummy Tuck!

As anyone with an Internet connection knows, Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing weight this days.


Is obsessed even a strong enough term?



It’s pretty much ALL KIM TALKS ABOUT THESE DAYS.


Over the past several months, she’s shared diet tips and Snapchat videos and pictures online, all while making heartfelt pleas to her fans about how she just HAS to lose 70 pounds.


She HAS TO, people.


She HAS TO get back to her pre-baby weight.


As we’ve written many times on the subject, it’s been an awful example for Kardashian to set, as most new mothers have other things to worry about.


They don’t have personal trainers or personal chefs. They don’t have a flexible schedule.


They understandably have more important things to be concerned about than a few extra pounds here and there.


Especially when they gained those extra pounds by MAKING A HUMAN BEING WITH THEIR BODIES.


Blake Lively recently made this same great point about motherhood and weight loss.


So anyway. Here we are. With Kim bragging about her tiny waist and now taking her endeavor a step further:


She just underwent a tummy tuck.



Kim visited cosmetic dermatologist Dr. Simon Ourian for the procedure, which doesn’t involve knives or needles, and was likely paid a lot by him to drop his name numerous times on social media.


“You guys I’m at Dr. Ourian’s – skin tightening,” wrote Kardashian on Snapchat, adding the hashtag:


“#hatehimnowlovehimlater.”


Ourian – who also treats stars such as Jenna Dewan Tatum and Kim Zolciak-Beirmann – took to Instagram afterward to show the video to his followers, writing: “#skintightening #nonsurgical #tummytuck” by way of explanation.


Kardashian, of course, has claimed for years that she has never undergone plastic surgery.


And we guess she can stick to that story now because no incisions of any kind were used on her here.


But whatever. That’s semantics. It doesn’t make this any less lame.


Kardashian is once again being clueless when it comes to the rest of the world.


She just got a free (don’t kid yourself, it was free) procedure done to help her lose weight because she dropped the doctor’s name to her millions of followers.


Which is fine. That’s her business.



But we refer you back to THIS AMAZING TAKEDOWN of Kardashian.


She is not a regular mother. She does not speak for regular mothers.


She lives in her own, rich and spoiled universe. We don’t even knock her for it.


We just want her to do it quieter.