Monday, August 29, 2016

Huma Abedin (Finally!) Separates from Anthony Weiner

Three sexting scandals for Anthony Weiner and she’s out!



On Monday morning – just hours after yet ANOTHER inappropriate instance of her husband using his penis outside of his marriage came to light – Huma Abedin announced her separation from this disgraced politician.


Said Abedin, who serves as a close aide to Hillary Clinton, in a statemennt:


“After long and painful consideration and work on my marriage, I have made the decision to separate from my husband.


“Anthony and I remain devoted to doing what is best for our son, who is the light of our life.


“During this difficult time, I ask for respect for our privacy.”


Weiner, to the shock and dismay of a fascinated public, has remained devoted to numerous online affairs with various women over the past few years.


He and Abedin have been married since 2010.



Just a year after they exchanged vows, Weiner resigned from Congress after he inadvertently tweeted a photo of his crotch to all followers.


It had been meant for an audience of just one.


This initial sexting scandal came as Abedin was pregnant with the couple’s son, Jordan, who is now four years old.


The scandalous picture centered on the bulge inside of Weiner’s underwear and it led to quite a few jokes and puns due to Weiner’s last name.



Weiner’s follow-up sexting scandal went public in 2013.


It ended his campaign for mayor of New York City at the time and it led to more jokes about his name because it came out that Weiner was going by “Carlos Danger” while exchanging lewd messages with random women.


Really, we couldn’t make that up if we tried.


Soon afterward, Weiner and his wife held a joint press conference in which he apologized to Abedin repeatedly.


“I want to again say that I am very sorry to anyone who was on the receiving end of these messages and the disruption this has caused,” Weiner said back then.


What prompted Abedin to stay in her marriage throughout this turmoil?


“It took a lot of work and a whole lot of therapy to get to a place where I could forgive Anthony,” she said at the time.


“It was not an easy choice in any way, but I made the decision that it was worth staying in this marriage. I made a decision for me, for my son and my marriage.”


So… why did Abedin finally choose to leave Weiner?


Because The New York Post just published yet another photo of Weiner’s crotch, this time with an added bonus:


In the following image – which was reportedly shared online around 3 a.m. on July 31, 2015 – Weiner is erect… in his underwear… and LYING NEXT TO HIS SON.



The Post writes that Weiner was talking to a 40-something divorcee at the time and had the following exchange with her:


“Someone just climbed into my bed,” Weiner wrote.


“Really?” she replied.


Weiner then his “Send,” only to panic that he had once again made the picture public.


“Ooooooh . . . I was scared. For half a second I thought I posted something. Stop looking at my crotch,” Weiner wrote to the unnamed woman.


“Whatever. You did it on purpose,” she responded.


Gee, ya think?!?


The woman tells the newspaper that she and Weiner talked about getting together, but have “never met.”


She added that she has two adult children and lives with her boyfriend.



The picture with Weiner’s son was just one of several selfies he sent to her, however, most of which featured Weiner in states of undress.


At one point, the woman sent Weiner a selfie that depicyed her in a cleavage-baring, red lace dress, to which Weiner wrote back;


“Holy f–kity f- -k.”


In reply to another photo of her standing next to a woman at the same event, he quipped:


“Conjured some high school fantasies.”


Abedin is currently on the Presidential campaign trail with Clinton.


This means two things:


1. She is at least spending time with someone who can relate to infidelity and very public sexual liasions.


2. Donald Trump will clearly Tweet about this at any moment.