Monday, August 29, 2016

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 12 Episode 15 Recap: Scott Wants Birthday Sex

On Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 12 Episode 15, Kris pushed son Robert to reconnect with his favorite sister and confidant, Khloe.


After everything with Blac Chyna, though …



Anyone who reads any celebrity gossip at all knows that Rob and Chyna, a former family nemesis, are engaged and having a baby together.


Those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online know that Khloe has been far from pleased about it, and his handling of it.


So where do the Kards fall from here?


Khloe vented to her Momager at the ouset of Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 12 Episode 15 that she was missing her brother.


Considering Rob was having a baby, and getting married, and Khloe was going through a divorce, their estrangement felt truly bizarre.



Kris finally brokered a long-awaited peace talk.


“I just feel like the situation’s not very welcoming for her to be like, ‘Oh, I need to go be BFF,"” Rob told Khloe. “I’d like to be there for you.”


“I just want everyone to be happy so, you know, I need everyone else to be, like, on the same page. We’ll get everyone together.”


Khloe’s response? “It feels so good to have my brother back and in my life. I feel so much more safe and just at peace that he is here.”


“[He’s] someone I can call and lean on.”


Well, that was easy, or at least it looked like it for a brief moment on TV. As for getting Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian back together



The Lord celebrated his birthday in Las Vegas, and invited Kourtney to come celebrate … sans kids. Clearly, his mind was on one thing:


Boning the living brains out of his baby mama.


He joked, “I’d like to have a little pre-game sex with Kourtney before we go to dinner, then a little birthday sex like after and in the club.” 


Not mincing words about his goals, was he?


After all they’ve been through, however, she was less than willing to rush back into a relationship with a man who proved so … unworthy.


Scott seems like he’s doing better lately and has always been a likable, hilarious dude, but let’s be honest: Disick was a dick to Kourt.


This is not lost on her as she weighs her future.


“There’s so much work that would be involved and I’m so not even there yet,” Kourtney said, although she did end up going to Vegas.


The 37-year-old mother of three ended up having a great, platonic time and admitted she was “overanalyzing the situation,” so that’s that.


For now.



It seems like Kourtney is ready to move on, and so is Khloe in a different sense, filing for divorce from Lamar Odom for the second time.


Why did she reach that decision? Is it not obvious?


The rumor that Khloe found a crack pipe at Lamar’s house and evicted him from the rental property she leased was not addressed.


However, the implication was crystal clear Sunday:


“I was holding out to help Lamar, but Lamar’s not helping himself, so I have to do what’s best for me” Khloe told the E! cameras.


“I will always love Lamar and be his friend,” she said, but lamented, “but it’s time for me to start the next chapter of my life.”



After a hilarious interlude in which her family tried to set her up with Hot Mugshot Guy Jeremy Meeks, Khloe was feeling a little better.


Finally, Kris Jenner tried to keep up with the Kardashians’ workouts, and it proved pretty difficult. Even a media mogul has some limitations.


Kris was stressed about being 20 pounds overweight, which seems ridiculous since she looks great, but the episode needed a “B” storyline.