Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Rob Lowe Roast: The 19 Best Burns


Rob Lowe is not just good looking.


He"s also a good sport.


This much was made evident after Jimmy Carr, Ann Coulter, Pete Davidson, Nikki Glaser, Jewel, Ralph Macchio, Peyton Manning, Rob Riggle and Jeff Ross gathered to Roast the star on Comedy Central.


Here"s a collection of the best disses from the event:




1. Jimmy Carr:


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In the ’80s Rob was a member of the Brat Pack. Or as they’re now collectively known, the C-List.



2. Jimmy Carr, on Ann Coulter:


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Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face bitches alive. It’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself.



3. Jimmy Carr, One More Time:


Jimmy carr one more time

My friends back home aren’t going to believe it when I tell them that they let me roast Charlie Sheen’s brother’s best friend.



4. Ann Coulter, on Jimmy Carr:


Ann coulter on jimmy carr

We have comedian Jimmy Carr with us because of [Barack] Obama’s lax immigration policy



5. Pete Davidson


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Let’s give it up for Rob Lowe – or as gonorrhea doctors call him, Patient Zero.



6. Pete Davidson, on Ann Coulter:


Pete davidson on ann coulter

Last year we had Martha Stewart, who sells sheets, and this year we have Ann Coulter, who cuts holes in them. You racist c–t.


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Calvin Harris and Eiza Gonzalez: New Couple Alert!

While Taylor Swift is busying annoying Tom Hiddleston, Calvin Harris is spending time with 26-year-old Mexican actress, Eiza Gonzalez.



Gonzalez left a Los Angeles party Saturday night on the arm of Harris, though both parties turned their heads directly away from the cameras.


“They have been talking and hanging out,” a source told People Magazine about the recent coupling.


“It’s new.”


Another source confirmed to Us Weekly that Harris and Gonzalez won’t go out of their way to avoid being photographed together.


“They recently started hanging out, and it’s very new,” the source explained.


“They both really wanted to keep it low-key for a while, but once these photos came out, they knew that wasn’t going to happen. They’re both happy and just seeing where things go for now.”


Before this, Harris was linked to R&B singer Tinashe, but she’s since put those rumors to rest, assuring E! News at the MTV Video Music Awards that she’s single.


“He’s pretty cool. We’re cool. Things are cool,” she said on the red carpet.


Gonzalez has been linked to soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo in the past, and was seen kissing Liam Hemsworth in 2013, just one day after his split from Miley Cyrus was announced.


Harris and Swift dated for about a year before breaking things off this past spring.  


Things turned ugly when Harris blasted Swift on Twitter for wanting to take credit at the last minute for their song, “This Is What You Came For,” wkth Swift initially using the pseudonym, Nils Sjoberg.



“I wrote the music, produced the song, arranged it and cut the vocals though,” Harris tweeted in July.


“And initially she wanted it kept secret, hence the pseudonym.


“Hurtful to me at this point that her and her team would go so far out of their way to try and make ME look bad at this stage though.”  


A few weeks before that, Harris admitted to fans that Swift “controlled the media and this situation. I had no idea what was going on.


“So that kind of makes it a lot worse from my perspective.”



Harris’ friend and collaborator, John Newman recently had a few things to say about the gossip surrounding the DJ’s life.


“He doesn’t need anybody. His emotions are so strong; he’s so strong-minded. He’s a one-man train who is never going to stop,” Newman told The Sun.


“The limits are literally endless for him. What he’s done is nothing compared to what he can do. That’s the scary thing, how far this really could go for him.”


Good on ya, Harris.


Nicki Minaj Announces Pregnancy on Instagram?!

Just last week, Nicki Minaj took the stage at the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards to perform alongside Ariana Grande.




Needless to say, the rapper wasn’t showing even a shadow of a baby bump, which makes the latest Instagram post from her fiance Meek Mill post all the more puzzling.



Over the weekend, Meek posted the pic above, along with a caption reading:


“Haters will say it’s #photoshopped”


Now those words have become a short of social media catchphrase, so it’s possible that Meek was just joking with his fans.


But it’s also possible that this is his way of announcing that he and Nicki are expecting their first kid.


Given that there’s been no sort of follow-up announcement, the prevailing theory amongst Meek’s followers is that the rapper is simply having a laugh with his fans. 



Of course, that begs the question:


If Nicki’s not knocked then what’s the deal with this photo?


Well, some online sleuths believe they have it all figured.


Several commenters have suggested that that photo is not Nicki at all, but an Australian Instagram model by the name of Tammy Hembrow, who bears somewhat of a resemblance to Nicki.


Check out a photo of Tammy and decide for yourself:



Rumors that Nicki is pregnant seem to surface every few months, and in this case, we’re yet again inclined to side with the skeptics.


For starters, there’s the obvious fact that she was rocking her usual hourglass figure at the VMAs just a few days before Meek posted her “baby bump” pic.


She’s also been posting some pretty racy selfies online lately.



Needless to say, Nicki isn’t exactly the shrinking violet type.


If she were knocked up, we doubt the world would find out via a quiet announcement on her fiance’s Instagram page.


Whatever the case, at this point, what we’re really hoping for is that Nicki will jump into the Drake-Meek Mill feud, thus prompting Drake’s new boo Rihanna to get involved. 



The hip hop world has never seen a great four-way couples’ feud.


And after the year of endless political mudslinging and tragic celebrity deaths that we’ve endured, this country deserves an awesome distraction.


Make it happen, y’all!

Chloe Moretz on Kim Kardashian Feud: I Wasted My Time!

Chloe Grace Moretz has grown up in the limelight, so knows what it’s like to be under scrutiny for the way you look. 


Far too often, young people aspire to be like their celebrity idols, so they should be setting an example for them. 


If you recall, Chloe took aim at Kim Kardashian earlier this year when Kim thought it was appropriate to post naked pictures of her body online. 



There are some who would love nothing more than to lay eyes on Kim’s naked body, but then there are the people who are just too classy. 


In Chloe’s case, she could break the internet with her acting. She continues to be a delight in every single movie she appears in. 


“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz tweeted at the reality star.


The tweet from Moretz was very mature and it just goes to show that not everyone is under the Kardashian spell. 



Additionally, the tweet was not in anyway offensive. It was classy and thought provoking. 


As is always the case with the Kardashians, they stick together and it led to Khloe joining in. 


Kim replied directly to Moretz with a tweet you’d think a toddler sent. 


“Let’s all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is.”




Kim Kardashian Tweets to Chloe Moretz



You’d be hard pressed to find someone who has no idea who Moretz is, so there’s that. 



Chloe is known for being a great actress. That’s a far cry from Kim being known for rising to fame due to participating in a sex tape. 


That said, Chloe did release a topless picture to Instagram just a few weeks ago. 


Was she being a hypocrite, or was it a jab at Kim?


Moretz now agrees that taking her frustration out on Twitter was not the best way to address the matter. 


”I think I gave my attention to people who don’t deserve my attention,” Moretz told THR, adding that “in some ways I think I regret giving them the attention, [though] I don’t regret what I said.”


“I realized that being the most opinionated and loud person in the room is not always the most impactful. I learned that from Hillary.”


Moretz has been pretty vocal about her support for Hillary Clinton. 



The 19-year-old delivered a speech at the Democratic National Convention in July. 


“’It’s great to be feisty,’ those were her exact words,” Moretz said of the former Secretary of State.



“But sometimes the smartest way to get into the psyche of people is to be the quietest person in the room.”


“Let everyone else bicker and throw their words around and then you come in with the quiet voice and that will be the most impactful.”


What do you think about all of this?


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