Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Rob Lowe Roast: The 19 Best Burns


Rob Lowe is not just good looking.


He"s also a good sport.


This much was made evident after Jimmy Carr, Ann Coulter, Pete Davidson, Nikki Glaser, Jewel, Ralph Macchio, Peyton Manning, Rob Riggle and Jeff Ross gathered to Roast the star on Comedy Central.


Here"s a collection of the best disses from the event:




1. Jimmy Carr:


Rob lowe roast photo

In the ’80s Rob was a member of the Brat Pack. Or as they’re now collectively known, the C-List.



2. Jimmy Carr, on Ann Coulter:


Jimmy carr on ann coulter

Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face bitches alive. It’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself.



3. Jimmy Carr, One More Time:


Jimmy carr one more time

My friends back home aren’t going to believe it when I tell them that they let me roast Charlie Sheen’s brother’s best friend.



4. Ann Coulter, on Jimmy Carr:


Ann coulter on jimmy carr

We have comedian Jimmy Carr with us because of [Barack] Obama’s lax immigration policy



5. Pete Davidson


Pete davidson

Let’s give it up for Rob Lowe – or as gonorrhea doctors call him, Patient Zero.



6. Pete Davidson, on Ann Coulter:


Pete davidson on ann coulter

Last year we had Martha Stewart, who sells sheets, and this year we have Ann Coulter, who cuts holes in them. You racist c–t.


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