Sit down and get comfortable, readers.
The following story may take awhile to explain. But we promise it"s worthwhile.
It centers on Shantasia Phillips, an 18-year old who Tweeted an ultrasound photo to Kyle Harris, a 25-year old behind the popular Twitter account @kylegotjokes.
She alleged that he had blocked her number…and that she was pregnant with his baby… and … well… we"ll let them take it from there:
1. You Want to Block Me?
Block THIS, Phillips wrote. She claimed this was a photo of the child Harris had put inside of her.
2. Everybody Apparently Know This
Harris tried to argue that the couple used a condom. But Phillips said everyone knows he likes to go in “raw.”
3. A Revealing Exchange
From there, Harris used a screenshot of their texts to deny he had fathered any babies, actually saying his friend may have been the one who had impregnated her. Oh: and apparently Harris had a girlfriend while he was sleeping with Phillips.
4. Speaking of That Girlfriend…
… Harris decided to get her involved.
5. But The Girlfriend Wasn’t Having It…
… like, at all.
6. Are You There?!?
Yeah. Brena wanted no part of this drama.