Monday, October 10, 2016

Kim Kardashian Robbers: What Do We Know?

It’s been lost amidst Donald Trump explaining to Billy Bush how stars can simply grab the pussies of women they find attractive.


But Kim Kardashian was held up at gunpoint and robbed in Paris just one week ago.


The reality star has remained understandably (and unusually) silent every since this horrible crime, but new information has leaked out regarding her assailants.



According to a report by French news outlet BFM TV, the men who tied up Kardashian and the concierge at the No Address Hotel were all European.


They were also all between 40 and 50 years old and all spoke French without an accent.


There had been rumors that the concierge was actually in on the crime, that he helped plan it and that was why he remained so calm in the face of possible death while held captive along with Kardashian.


But he actually wrote an open letter to Kim last week and claimed he acted so chill in order to save their lives.


Back to the criminals:


The men were disguised as police officers and allegedly came and left the scene on bicycles.


According to this French report, the concierge told police that, upon breaking in to the premises, the robbers demanded the following in French: “Where’s the rapper’s wife?“


So it’s possible that these men didn’t even know who Kardashian was… aside from the fact that she’s married to a high-profile celebrities and had very expensive jewelry in her possession.


As has been recounted and confirmed, they made off with over $ 11 million in said jewelry, including a $ 4.5 million diamond ring recently gifted to Kim by Kanye West.



Two of the assailants reportedly went upstairs with the concierge to Kardashian’s apartment.


They came upon her in her bedroom and tied her up.


Another robber then searched the apartment for the jewelry, which was sitting out in the open on a table.


The entire robbery took about six minutes, but we’re sure it was the longest six minutes of Kardashian’s life.


Sources have said how she begged for the men not to kill her, saying she had two small kids at home.


She also believed they were going to rape her.


Kardashian eventually broke free from her restrained and called her bodyguard, Pascal Duvier; he had been out with the star’s sisters in Paris, Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner.


Once Duvier arrived on the scene, he called the French Banditry Repression Brigade, a unit which encompasses around 100 men.



After Kim gave a statement to authorities, she boarded a private plane and flew to meet Kanye in New York City.


We haven’t heard anything from her since, as multiple insiders say Kardashian is traumatized by the experience.


She will likely remain off the radar for awhile and, when she does return to public life, expect to see a far more reserved Kim Kardashian.


She will remain guarded on social media, revealing far less about her location and her wealth than she did prior to this heinous crime.


“It was a very well coordinated robbery,” a source tells People Magazine. “It will take time to investigate. It’s a very complicated affair.


And a very frightening one.



As we’ve said many times, we don’t care much for the way Kim often acts in public. Or for what Kim often says in order to make money and garner attention.


But that doesn’t mean we don’t sympathize with her in this case.


It doesn’t mean we don’t feel terrible for her and wish her the best.


No celebrity deserves what she went through very early last Monday morning. We send Kim our best wishes.


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Melania Trump "Pussy-Bow" Blouse Raises Debate Eyebrows

Let us be clear:


We would love to focus solely on issues that truly impact the nation when discussing the Presidential Debate that aired from St. Louis on Sunday night.


But if the candidates themselves are not going to do so, well…



… here we go then:


Melania Trump wore a blouse to the event that was affixed with a “pussy-bow.”


This is not our language or our description. It is the official description of the item from Gucci, from whom Trump purchased the $ 1,100 ensemble.


Here. See for yourself:







We’re not being juvenile for the sake of being juvenile here.


Melania’s famous husband, Donald Trump, was forced to defend himself early and often at the debate when it came to a video that went viral on Friday afternoon.


It was filmed in 2005 and it depicted a conversation between Trump and Access Hollywood co-host Billy Bush.


As they drove to the set of Days of Our Lives, Trump bragged about his sexual triumphs and sexual philosophy to Bush.


Among the many lewd and disgusting comments Trump made at the time?


“When you’re a star… you can do anything [to women]. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”


Yeah.


So you can perhaps see why the Internet was up in shocked arms by the outfit Melania (who reportedly refused to do a TV appearance with her husband after the comments went public) chose to wear.



Donald Trump also boasted about attempting to seduce a married woman in the leaked footage; Access Hollywood has since identified as Nancy O’Dell.


A spokesperson for the Trump campaign told CBS News Sunday night that the former model’s shirt choice “was not intentional.”


Which is hilarious, that the campaign had to comment on the pussy-bow donned by its candidate’s wife.


Trump issued a defiant apology late Friday night after this video threatened to truly sink his campaign.


“I never said I’m a perfect person nor pretended to be someone that I’m not,” says in the following video.


“I’ve said and done things I regret and the words released today on the more than decade-old video are one of them. Anyone who knows me knows these words don’t reflect who I am. I said it, I was wrong and I apologize.”


Watch for yourself:



As for the Internet’s take on Melania Trump’s choice of shirts?


As you might expect, it did not disappoint…







And also:







Although Melania attended the debate last night, she did condemn her husband’s lewd remarks.


“The words my husband used are unacceptable and offensive to me,” she said in a statement Saturday.


“This does not represent the man that I know. He has the heart and mind of a leader. I hope people will accept his apology, as I have.”


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Ryan Lochte: Engaged to Kayla Rae Reid!

Ryan Lochte is engaged.


And this is no lie.



Smack dab in the middle of Dancing With the Stars rehearsals, the controversial Olympic swimmer took a break over the weekend from Salsa and Tango lessons to pop life’s most important important.


He proposed to girlfriend Kayla Rae Reid.


And she said yes!


Or, more appropriately, perhaps she said JEAH.


“Memories forever!!! #thelochtes #LA,” wrote the 12-time medalist on Instagram Sunday night as a caption to a sweet image of the couple kissing.


Reid then added a photo of herself, writing to fans and followers:


“Speechless. Absolutely beautiful.  So in love with YOU.”



Lochte has been unusually quiet about his relationship with Reid, who is best known as a Playboy model.


Most Olympic viewers this summer assumed that the swimmer was single.


Not that they focused much on his love life, of course.


The champion athlete became an Internet villain after he went out on night in Brazil with U.S. Swimming teammates and claimed the next day that he had been robbed at gunpoint.


Except Lochte and company did not get robbed at gunpoint.


Instead, they got really drunk and vandalized a bathroom.


A couple security guards then did hold a weapon in their faces and ordered them to pay for their damages before they fled the scene.


As a result of his (main) role in this lie and this cover-up, Lochte was handed a 10-month suspension by the United States Olympic Committee.


So at least he has plenty of free time now on his hands to plan a wedding.



He reportedly met Reid at a Los Angeles nightclub in January.


He later told USA Today that it didn’t take him long to realize that she was very, very special.


“From the very first time I met her, everything has like clicked,” Ryan told the newspaper, adding:


“That’s why I know I can propose to her because everything that’s happened and she’s been keeping me so positive. She doesn’t care about my fame. She doesn’t care about anything.


“All she cares about is me being happy.”


That does make her sound like a keeper.



“My family says, ‘Don’t you think it’s a little too soon?’ I’m like, ‘Can you put a time on love? Can you?"” Lochte added to USA TODAY Sports.


“When I realized this was ‘the one’ was when she stuck behind me through this. She still loves me and she’s still right there with me.”


How sweet. For real!


We send our congratulations to Ryan Lochte and Kayla Rae Reid!


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Ken Bone Was True Winner of Second Presidential Debate

It’s the question you will be hearing all day on Monday, and very likely throughout the upcoming week:


Who won the second Presidential Debate?


Did Hillary Clinton remain calm under pressure and make it clear why she’s the most qualified candidate for the highest office in the world?


Did Donald Trump successfully shoot down all criticism of his “locker room” talk in the most notorious video to ever be part of a Presidential campaign?



We give readers a chance to respond to those questions and to voice their opinion on the debate victor in a poll below.


But let’s face it: we all know the identity of the debate’s true winner.


It was Kenneth Bone.


Nearly 90 minutes after Anderson Cooper pressed Trump on his strategy of sexually assaulting beautiful women and Clinton tried to compare herself to Abraham Lincoln, Bone was handed a microphone.


He was one of the undecided voters chosen by Gallop to sit in on this town hall and ask the candidates a question.


Dressed in a bright red sweater and khakis, Bone calmly inquired of Trump and Clinton just how the nominees would address the country’s energy needs … while keeping jobs and the environment in mind.


And he immediately became an Internet sensation in the process.


Perhaps you can understand why:



Many compared Bone to Zach Galifianakis, wondering if the St. Louis resident was the actor’s long-lost cousin.


And when Bone was spotted after the debate snapping pictures with a disposable camera, well… the Internet pretty much lost its mind.


“I think we can all agree that Ken Bone has brought Americans a little closer. Thank you #kenbone,” one viewer Tweeted.


“Don’t let Ken Bone fool you. He knew he was going viral tonight,” another wrote. “You don’t go white tie and disposable camera unless you know it’s your time.” 


That may end up being the most intriguing question to come out of the debate:


Just how real is Ken Bone? Did he plan this nerdy outfit just to become semi-famous for 15 minutes? Do people like him really exist in the world?


The answers to these questions are far more pressing than what Donald Trump would do in Syria. (Answer: Donald Trump isn’t sure whqere Syria is.)


A parody account of Kennenth Bone quickly popped up on Twitter and had garnered nearly 2,000 followers shortly after the debate ended.


The first tweet? “I’m Kenneth Bone. Welcome to the Bone Zone.”


It’s also worth noting that a parody Facebook account now exists.


“This is an official fan page for Kenneth Bone,” it reads in its description, adding that Bone is “a wonderful man who asked a question in the second presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump on October 9, 2016.


“Just look at that stache.”



Heck, even CNN wrote an article last night that was titled “And the winner of the presidential debate is… Ken Bone.”


Between the red cardigan, the white tie and the black-rimmed glasses, it’s hard to argue against this statement, isn’t it?


Thank goodness Bone rocked such an amazing look; between his ensemble and the pussy-bow worn by Melania Trump, debate viewers found a couple reasons to smile on Sunday.


Because the candidates themselves gave us plenty of reasons to vomit for most of the evening.


“Was so sad and ashamed throughout the entire spectacle but then KEN BONE rose like a Phoenix from America’s ashes and there’s laughter again,” wrote another Twitter user.


Yet another speculated that all women should want a husband like Ken Bone, writing:


“I bet Ken Bone brings roses to his wife randomly. Just because. What a gem.”


Indeed, you could learn a lot from Ken Bone, Donald Trump.


Okay, though. With this fun out of the way, it’s time to ask what we are obligated to ask:


Which candidate won the second Presidential Debate?



And the Winner is?


Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton? Which Presidential candidate came out on top in the town hall debate? View Poll »





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