Thursday, November 3, 2016

Kylie Jenner Sex Tape: Is This the Real Deal?!

Kylie Jenner shared some very graphic sex tape footage on her Twitter page last night after a fan asked her if this was the Kylie Jenner sex tape


One of KJ’s fans tweeted an X-rated clip to the star and said, “Is this you? People are saying this is you.” 



“But I don’t believe it’s you unless you confirm it!” the fan added. 


Kylie, for her part, responded – and retweeted the strange, graphic sex clip (?!?) – and said, “LMAO!” 


“No, that’s not me!” 


Why she re-shared the footage to begin with is lost upon us …  but what if this was a portion of a Kylie Jenner sex tape, and master businesswoman Kylie decided to “fake” a “fake” leak just to gauge the public’s temperature for this sort of thing? 


Things that make you go hmm … 



Fans even spoke out and aired their surprise that Kylie even shared the video. 


“HAHAHAH I CANT BELIEVE U RESPONDED TO THIS,” one fan wrote, clearly amused.


Another said, “I CANT BREATHE KYLIE ACTUALLY WATCHED THE VIDEO LMFAOOO.”


Kylie’s followers not only have problems believing that their idol shared the video, but have a problem with their caps lock button, too.


This isn’t even remotely close to being the first time that Kylie Jenner and a purported sex tape have made it into the same headline. 


Last year, Kylie was offered 10 million by Vivid Entertainment for a sex tape. 



“Kim’s sex tape helped launch her career and would be nothing but positive for you,” Vivid’s CEO Steven Hirsch said at the time. 


To our knowledge, Kylie never took Vivid up on their offer. 


Other companies offered Kylie similar deals, but she apparently didn’t take them up on their offers, either. 


It was even reported that Tyga weighed in on the tape rumors, and claimed that a Tyga/Kylie sex tape would be a smash hit. 



It was reported that Tyga said that their sex tape “would knock Kylie out of the park in this sex tape and it would be wilder than Mimi and Nikko’s.”


“Sure, that shower scene was cool,” the source continued, “but Tyga’s got bigger ideas than that.”


“He’s talking about getting it started in the back of the Rolls. Then he wants to continue it … by making Kylie a member of the mile high club and get down, in flight, on the G-5!” the insider claimed.


“Instead of using that pull out bed on the G5, he would make his own ‘mattress’ using a half of million dollars in $ 100 bills.”


Well, to be fair, that’s a hell of a lot classier than what’s in the extremely lurid and déclaseé video on Kylie’s Twitter page, but we’re not gonna hold our breath. 


Not for too long, anyway. 



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Indians Fan Knocks Out Cubs Fan in One-Sided Post Game-7 Bout

There was widespread violent hysteria in the streets of Chicago last night.


And on an unrelated note, the Cubs finally won a World Series after an historic 108-year championship drought.


We kid Chicago, because we love it.



The city has had it’s problems in recent years, but it’s also given us Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Kanye West and the deep dish pizza.


Okay, the quality of those last two is highly debatable.


Let’s focus instead on the Internet’s two favorite things to come out of Chi-Town in the past 24 hours:


Bill Murray celebrating the Cubs’ win, and this WorldStar moment in the parking lot after the game:



Yes, Dexter Fowler’s lead-off home run might have been the night’s most memorable shot (though David Ross’ career-ender gets the sentimental vote), but this low-light is also getting plenty of attention on social media this morning.


We don’t condone violence in any way, particularly the type that’s motivated by something as ultimately inconsequential as a baseball game.


(We mean “inconsequential” in like the grand sense of the sum total of all human experience here, Cubs fans, relax.)


That said, it’s hard not to admire this guy’s form.



Then again, knocking someone out after they’ve just consumed a rain delay + extra innings quantity of stadium beers isn’t really all that impressive.


Normally, we’d give him somewhat of a pass, as we can relate to the frustration of watching your beloved team barely lose a championship game.


(Trust us, we really can.)


But it’s not like Cleveland has been starved for national attention lately.



You guys just came back from being down three games to one to win the NBA championship.


And then you hosted the Republican National Convention!


(Okay that one is sort of a mixed blessing, but at least your economy got a shot in the arm!)


Sure, the Indians haven’t won a World Series in a long, long time, but you’re not really in a position to deserve the nation’s pity right now, Cleveland, and you should be proud of that.



Of course, in fairness, the notion that Chicago is a city of scrappy underdogs that deserves a condescending pat on the head is also BS.


The Blackhawks have won three Stanley Cups just in the 21st Century.


The Bulls were basketball in the ’90s.


Hell, even your other baseball team has already won it all in the 2000s.



On the other hand, the Bears are playing like the Bears, and homey in the Ryne Sandberg jersey got dropped last night.


So we’ll give you this one, Chicago.


But now that the billy goat curse is over, your underdog status is revoked for the next 108 years.


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Aroldis Chapman -- Domestic Violence Accuser Attended Game ... "Cause We"re Together (PHOTO)

The woman who accused Aroldis Chapman of domestic violence last year was the Cubs pitcher’s special guest at the World Series Wednesday night … because they’re together … TMZ Sports has learned.  The woman — Cristina — had told officials…


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Single College Girl Complains About Dorm Sex, Receives Heartfelt Apology

One’s freshman year of college can be a confusing, awkward and lonely time.


This is true across the board, for anyone…


… whether or not one’s dorm neighbor is practically shaking one’s walls with the loud screams and moans of her never-ending sex life.


For Jenna Levine, however, a 19-year old freshman at Syracuse, the combination of being single and being reminded of how her neighbor is anything BUT single recently became too much to handle.




loud noises



Levine has gone viral after she simply had to do something about yet another rowdy intercourse romp taking place close to her room.


The student chose to alert her neighbor to this uncomfortable situation by shoving a note under her her fellow freshman’s dorm door that asked her to please “make it nasty at a lower volume.”


Levine then shared a picture of her plea on Twitter, along with the caption, “college is weird.”



This is what the kind request said in full:


Please have sex a little more quietly please. Some of us are trying to nap and not be reminded of how alone I am … feel free to make all the love you want.


Just please, make it nasty at a lower volume. Thank you!


Perfect, right? Perfect and also sort of heartbreaking.


Incredibly, Levine didn’t just get a response from the girl in Room 338.


She got an understanding, gentle, sympathetic response that made us think there’s hope in this world for compassion after all.


First, the apologetic note in reply came with a candy bar…




note under door



Second, it read as follows:


I’m so so incredibly sorry about that. I didn’t realize how loud I was being, and ya know, sometimes having loud sex is low key kinda hot but obviously at your cost, which I apologize so sincerely for.


I’m so so sorry, hope this hasn’t been occurring too often, and thanks so much for the incredible and hilarious card.


I will for sure try to keep it nasty at a significantly lower level. And hey, don’t worry, you’re not alone forever. The right person will come along when the time comes. I was single for 18 years.


Haha. Once again, I apologize so sincerely and deeply.


Amazing, right?!? Especially when you compare this exchange to similar types of exchanges in the past:



As you can see above, asking someone who lives nearby to bang a bit quieter does not always work out well.


It can lead to an hilarious exchange, sure, but this time it lead to a heartfelt exchange.


And, we’d like to think, a lifelong friendship. Or at least something these two can laugh about in the bathroom one day.


Take a look below at the apologetic response message in full detail:




sex apology note



Seriously, please keep the faith, Jenna.


You will absolutely find that perfect someone. You clearly deserve it.


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