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Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Donald Trump: I Won the War on Christmas!
Of all the crackpot ideas propagated by far-right nutjobs in recent years, one of the most baffling is the supposed "war on Christmas."
As anyone who"s ever worked retail on Thanksgiving or driven past a house with an inflatable Santa on the lawn in mid-October, Christmas in the US is so huge it"s started absorbing other holidays.
And yet, there are those who would have you believe that Jesus, Rudolph, and the rest of the crew are under constant attack from left-wing heathens who want a secular Festivus pole in every home.
See the now-annual Starbucks cup controversy for one of the more absurd examples of this mentality.
Anyway, Evangelical types are particularly excited about celebrating Christmas this year, as many believe 2016 might be the year the birthday boy returns to stomp non-believers under his Birkenstocks, thanks to this man:
Yes, in case you just emerged from your precautionary Unabomber shack in the woods, hoping to see the the words "Madam President" in every headline, we have some distressing news:
Donald Trump has been elected president, and his first order of business is declaring war:
War on the cast of Hamilton, war on SNL, war on reason and civility …
So many big beautiful wars, folks. Really just tremendous wars.
But if you"re wondering how the Orange Menace is gonna find time to fight all these battles, fear not:
He"s just freed up some vitriol by bigly declaring victory in the most important conflict of our time:
“You can say again, ‘Merry Christmas,’ because Donald Trump is now the president,” is something Trump advisor Corey Lewandowski actually said during an interview with Sean Hannity last night.
“You can say it again, it’s OK to say, it’s not a pejorative word anymore.”
You"re right to think that this might be a #Pizzagate-esque fake news story, so here"s video evidence of the yuletide insanity:
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Reign Disick Rocks Ponytail, Raises a Few Questions
Kourtney Kardashian has found an effective way to distract the public from rumors about her relationship status.
Is she really back together with Scott Disick, as many have been wondering about for months and as E! News has seemingly confirmed?
It sure seems that way.
But did she put son Reign’s hair up in a ponytail this week while out and about with her toddler, causing many on the Internet to speculate as to why?
Absolutely. See for yourself:
Anyone with a young child knows how challenging it can be to do up his or her hair in the morning.
Although, to be frank, this is typically more of a problem with girls than with boys.
Why hasn’t Kourtney simply gotten Reign a haircut, considering he appears to need it badly?
We cannot say for certain.
But some are even wondering if the reality star is trying to make a statement with this picture. By placing her male child’s hair in a ponytail, is she showing subtle support for the LGBT community?
Perhaps these folks are reading too much into a simple picture, but we’d like to believe they are on to something.
Elsewhere, meanwhile, Disick took to Instagram on Tuesday to share an adorable snapshot his afternoon sledding with his three kids.
He really does have to be commended for spending a lot more time of late with his loved ones and less at the club, getting wasted.
“Fast times,” he captioned the cute sledding photo below.
As you can see, the image features Scott and his three kids sliding down a snowy slope in an inflatable candy-cane striped tube.
There’s Reign, who turns two years old on December 14, nestled in his lap… while the famous dad is also managing to hold onto a tube carrying his older kid Mason, 6, and daughter Penelope, 4.
Kourtney and Scott were clearly all about family in general this week because the former shared yet another precious picture on her social media account.
With nephew Saint West turning a year old on December 5, she shared the following photo, which was snapped on December 5, 2015.
“I can’t believe this was one year ago today. Happy birthday my little Sainty.”
Earlier this month, Kourtney came under fire for having her daughter walk down the stairs in high heels, as you can see below.
While we can see the potential for danger with that decision… come on.
There was no harm, there was no foul.
It’s difficult enough to be a parent, let alone a parent in the public eye.
Why are people so quick to judge mothers? It’s sad, really.
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