Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Amber Portwood & Matt Baier: It"s OVER! (For Real This Time!)

For weeks now, we’ve been hearing rumors that Amber Portwood and Matt Baier have broken up.


In the early stages, neither half of Mamber did much to deny the rumors, and at several points, Amber seemed to stop just short of confirming them.


Amber fans have been arguing that Portwood should kick Baier’s ass to the curb for years now, and their case has grown much stronger in recent weeks.



For one thing, we learned earlier this month that Baier was caught cheating on Portwood.


To be fair, he wasn’t busted red-handed, but he did fail a lie detector test, which was clearly enough to give Amber some serious doubts.


On top of that, Baier – who had claimed to be sober after years of substance abuse – revealed that he recently fell off the wagon and was high for many of his Teen Mom outbursts


It was brave of him to admit to his struggles in an interview, but the relapse doesn’t bode well for the future of his relationship.


Amber used to struggle with the same addictions that are plaguing Matt, and as a mom, it’s probably not wise for her to stay with a man who could well lead her back down a dangerous path.



Anyway, while there’s still no official word from either Baier or Portwood, fans who are rooting for Amber to give Matt the boot are finding encouragement in her most recent tweet.


“Ready to move forward and be the woman I’ve always strived to be with no one holding me back!” she wrote.


“New beginning starts now.”


That could refer to a lot of things, but coming from a woman who’s rumored to be in the midst of a bad breakup, it sends a pretty clear message.


And that’s not all:



Insiders tell Radar Online that Matt has bailed on filming the Teen Mom: OG reunion show in New York this weekend, even though he was scheduled to attend as recently as last week.


“He could always change his mind, but as of now, he’s not expected to attend,” one source tells Radar.


Another tipster confirms that Matt and Amber have 100% called it quits … but there’s a catch:


“They broke up again, but Amber has a hard time saying no to him,” the friend said.


“She knows he has nowhere to go if she kicks him out.”


Yeah, you may want to hold off on your celebration dance until Matt is completely out of the house.


In the meantime, watch Teen Mom online to relive Matt and Amber’s tumultuous relationship.



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Dana White Cusses Out "Two-Faced" Oscar De La Hoya Over Floyd vs. Conor Comments (VIDEO)

Dana White tells TMZ Sports he has 3 simple words for Oscar De La Hoya — “WHAT THE F**K?!” The UFC honcho is furious with the boxing legend after Oscar publicly trashed the Mayweather vs. McGregor negotiations … calling it a “joke of a fight”…


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This Movie Actually Asks: What If Snow White Was Fat?

Red Shoes & The 7 Dwarfs is an animated movie set for a release date some time this year that will star Chloë Grace Moretz, Gina Gershon and Jim Rash.


That"s an impressive cast.


We"d be interested in checking the film out…


… if its plot weren"t so wildly ridiculous and insulting.



This is the official IMDB synopsis for the movie:


Princes who have turned into Dwarfs seek the red shoes of a lady in order to break the curse, although it won"t be easy. A parody with a twist.


Sounds simple enough, right? Maybe even a tad intriguing?


But watch the trailer below and you"ll quickly see that the "curse" mentioned above is that Snow White isn"t actually thin and beautiful.


She"s overweight and ugly.



With the movie having debuted at the Cannes Film Festival last week, journalists got a look at the poster, whose tagline will apparently be:


What if Snow White was no longer beautiful and the 7 Dwarfs not so short?


For understandable reasons, plus-size model Tess Holliday and many others are aghast that this is an actual premise behind an actual movie.


"How did this get approved by an entire marketing team? Why is it okay to tell young kids being fat = ugly?" Holliday asked on Twitter.



It"s a pretty good question, isn"t it?


[UPDATE: Moretz has issued the following statement:


I have now fully reviewed the mkting for Red Shoes, I am just as appalled and angry as everyone else, this wasn’t approved by me or my team. Pls know I have let the producers of the film know. I lent my voice to a beautiful script that I hope you will all see in its entirety.


The actual story is powerful for young women and resonated with me. I am sorry for the offense that was beyond my creative control.]


Check out the Red Shoes & The 7 Dwarfs trailer below and you"ll be jumping on to social media to pose the same inquiry. 


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Kris Jenner Sounds BONKERS on Camera: Watch!

There"s so much to process in this clip. We"re talking about a show where only one or two things happen each season, basically.


But this preview takes you on a journey. And makes you cringe. There are monkey noises.


We"ve already shown you Kendall Jenner freaking out over Caitlyn"s memoir. Would it really be a Keeping Up With The Kardashians clip if it didn"t have some awkwardness, some affectionate racism, and at least one of them acting absolutely nuts?


Let"s go through it, because there"s a lot to unpack.



Okay, so Keeping Up With The Kardashians shows Kris hanging out with Corey Gamble, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian, while on vacation in Jamaica.


On its own, that"s a pretty run-of-the-mill rich people thing to do. You don"t have to be rich to go on vacation, to Jamaica or otherwise, but wealth is a requirement if you want to vacation like this family does.


Though … if you already live in a desert climate like California, it"s sort of odd that you"d go to yet another hot place to vacation, but whatever.


If the Kardashians made sense, no one would watch them anyway, right?


So even this short clip serves as a reminder that their taste in humor is . . . questionable at best.



So it"s not one of the "mon" jokes, but Kim"s "Jamaica No Problem" shirt has us smacking our damn heads.


Fun fact: it"s generally considered tasteless and even rude to parody the way that people speak, especially when you"re talking about a disenfranchised minority or culture.


Naturally, Khloe makes it worse by suggesting that she could wear a shirt that says "Jamaican Me Crazy." Get it? Because we all get it.


Even if it weren"t problematic, it would just be a bad joke. It"s a bad joke, Khloe.


We don"t expect for either of them to find out why their behavior makes others uncomfortable. They live in a bubble.


Kim then diverts attention to her favorite topic — Kim — by not-so-subtly kicking her leg into the air.



You"ll notice a teeny-tiny pink bug bite on her leg.


Don"t get us wrong, bug bites are no fun, but most people treat them with a topical antihistamine if at all. Apparently the Kardashians use, um, alternative medicine: water from a lagoon.


We"ll stick with actual medicines. No offense.


Kim then demands to know if Kris Jenner is acting as some sort of snake oil salesman and, instead of giving her mineral water to use, is giving her something way, way grosser and less sanitary.



She straight-up asks Kris if the water that she"s been giving her is her toilet water, as if that"s something that anyone but an absolute monster would give to their child.


Yes, there are stories of people using … ugh … urine to treat wounds, especially on the beach, but it"s usually not a good idea and in some cases can lead to infections.


Turns out that modern medicine usually knows better than old wives tales. Who knew?



Last but not least: the monkey nonsense.


You have to wonder a couple of things — the first being if this show has just desperate for storyline. Countless hours are always left on the editing room floor — though not literally, since everything"s digital — but somehow this nonsense made it in?


But the other thing that you have to wonder if what the hell Kris Jenner herself was thinking? Like, this would be fine if she were entertaining her grandchildren.


She isn"t, though. She"s around a bunch of grown-ass adults and she knows that she"s on camera. Has she just given up? You"ll have to watch it for yourself to decide that.


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