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Thursday, October 5, 2017
Couple Gets Caught by Cop Having Sex in Car, Keeps Having Sex
A Wisconsin man and his girlfriend were recently busted by a police officer, going at it like a pair of sex kitten inside their car.
This isn’t totally unusual.
Other people have been caught by cops having sex in a car.
But here’s the thing about Bailey Puttkemery and Emily Scott that has caused their story to go viral:
When approached by the aforementioned La Crosse police officer and told to get dressed and stop banging… they refused!
“No, bro, I’m trying to f-ck,” Puttkemery told the officer, according to a police incident report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
This may be our favorite quote of the year.
The report goes on to say that the cop opened the rear passenger door and reiterated his demand that the couple cease fornicating.
Shortly thereafter (as in, not immediately, LOL), Puttkemery exited the car and made it clear that the officer was totally getting in the way of his game.
“You’re a man, you should understand,” Puttkemery told the cop. “It’s Oktoberfest weekend.”
Okay, we take it back. This is now our favorite quote of the year.
At another point, this legendary police report goes on to state, an unclothed Puttkemery told the officer:
“It’s just a dick. Nothing to be afraid of.”
The suspect continued to argue as he put his clothes on, trying to make the point that everyone should just chill and, hey, if he was going to jail anyway… he might as well finish, right?
No, really. This was Bailey’s actual reasoning.
When the cop asked Scott why the pair hadn’t simply stopped having sex, she allegedly replied: “He wanted to finish.”
Puttkemery was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior and disorderly conduct, while Scott was busted for lewd and lascivious behavior and bail jumping.
However, prosecutors decided NOT to pursue the charges related to the incident, according to the La Crosse Tribune.
So Puttkemery and Scott will not see the inside of a jail cell, after all.
And Puttkemery is therefore free to once again see the inside of Scott with his penis … if you know what we mean!
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Pumpkin Gender Reveal: Lauryn Shannon is Having a…
As previously reported, Lauryn Shannon is pregnant with her first child.
The former Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star and recurring family member on Mama June: From Not to Hot is only 17 years old and is expecting either a boy or a girl with rumored fiance Josh Efird.
Actually, we"re about to amend that sentence:
We now know what Shannon is having!
In a video meant to tease Mama June: From Not to Hot Season 2, which premieres in January, the young woman known as “Pumpkin” sits down to eat a cupcake.
Based on the color of the cream inside, she"ll find out whether she"s having a girl (pink) or a boy (blue).
“I kind of want a girl because, of course, another me, duh!” Shannon says in the footage below, prior to making her baby"s gender reveal.
Will she get her wish? Will she have a tiny version of herself in a few months?
YES!
“I think Alana’s going to flip her shit because, you know, she’s the baby girl of the family, and now she’s not going to be no more," Shannon says after reacting in excitement over the pink frosting discovery.
Pumpkin goes on to explain the one drawback to having a daughter, while laughing and telling viewers:
“I don’t think you guys are ready for another little me!”
That may very well be true.
But it looks like we"ll have no say in the matter.
Watch Shannon"s full, cupcake-based gender reveal below:
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