Thursday, March 1, 2018

Adam Sandler Performs Raunchy New Songs in NYC Subway

If you ever wanted to see Adam Sandler sing about his daddy f****ng his eye with his penis … ya shoulda been riding the subway Wednesday night in NYC. Also, you’re a little twisted. TMZ got this video of Sandler doing his thing, kinda…


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Kim Kardashian: Desperate to Take Down Kylie Jenner?!

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner: sisters, friends, reality show co-stars …


 … Mortal enemies?!



Believe it or not — just kidding, this is pretty easy to believe — many rumors have been claiming there’s just a little bit of bad blood between Kylie and Kim, on account of Kylie’s ridiculously fast rise to fame.


Well, she was always famous, but it’s the fact that she’s on track to becoming more famous than Kim that’s the problem.


Or, OK, the real problem is that more fame equals more money.


Kim is reportedly upset that her little sister could become more wealthy than she is, that’s what we’re getting at here.


According to a source close to the family, Kim “takes all the credit” for making her family famous, which is definitely fair.



O.J. Simpson would be the only other person who could perhaps take this credit — after all, he put Robert Kardashian on his legal team for his murder trial, which was the very first time the public heard the Kardashian name.


That little tie-in probably had a little to do with our fascination with the family once the reality show started, but actually getting the show picked up?


That was all Kim (shout-out to Ray J though).


If she hadn’t buddied up with Paris Hilton and had that whole sex tape leak, there’s a solid chance we wouldn’t know who any of these people are, so it’s understandable that she takes credit for it all.


But the source also says that Kim “always thought she’d be the first billionaire in the family.”



Then Kylie happened.


With her wildly successful cosmetics company and her popularity with the younger crowd, Kylie could very easily be the first billionaire in the family.


Kylie Cosmetics is actually all set to become a billion dollar company within the next few years.


And now Kim is apparently “desperate to dethrone Kylie.”


It seems like the makeup thing is a particularly sore spot for Kim — the insider says that “Kylie’s makeup empire has amassed her a fortune and Kim is a little bitter about all the money that goes straight into Kylie’s pockets.”



Again, “because Kim feels like much of those earnings are thanks to everything she did first.”


If this is true, it’s such a petty stance, because then wouldn’t Kim owe Paris for helping her to become famous? And wouldn’t Paris owe her super wealthy family for putting her in the position to become famous?


Where does it end?


Whether you like her or not, Kylie’s makeup company is successful for a reason.


She has quality products, she’s put the work in, and she wisely capitalized on her popularity and all the attention she and her lips have been getting for years now.



She doesn’t owe Kim anything for that.


You might think it’s a little sad that Kim is anything but happy for her little sister’s success, but don’t worry — Kylie is in on it, too.


The source claims that the littlest Jenner has “become increasingly worried that Kim is going to steal back her thunder, but she’s ready to take her on.”


“She loves being a mom but there’s no way in hell she’s going to let Kim win the money game.”


Yep, step aside, little Stormi, mama’s got even more money to make!



And speaking of Stormi … is anyone looking forward to 2040 when we’ll be reading stories like these about her and North?!


It’s the circle of life. Look into it, Kim.


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Khloe Kardashian Shows Off Baby Bump in the Shower

About a month ago, Khloe Kardashian revealed her baby bump — right on the heels of Kylie’s announcement that she’d given birth.


Now, however, Khloe is about 31 weeks along — and her baby will be here before you know it.


She’s celebrating her impending motherhood with a sexy photoshoot — in the shower.



If, like, a fortune-teller had told Khloe that she was fated to give birth, but only after her baby sister Kylie did, do you think that Khloe would have imagined that she’d become a mother at 33?


(Or would she have started pushing teenage Kylie to get pregnant? No, no, let’s not let our imaginations run away with the possibilities)


As it turned out, however, Khloe didn’t have to wait until her forties and Kylie apparently didn’t need any help getting knocked up as a teenager.


And Khloe is pregnant with Tristan Thompson’s baby.


Many are hopeful that Khloe, who’s always seemed eager to manage and meddle in the personal choices of her family members, will be mellowed out by motherhood.



Khloe has debuted these new photos of herself, dressed in a sexy dress, cradling and flaunting her 8-month baby bump in the shower.


Her caption on the photo: “What’s meant to be will always find its way.”


Why is she in the shower?


Why does Khloe does any of the things that she does, honestly? It’s a cool spot for an unusual photo. Why not?


(Maybe it’s a “baby shower” joke)


Khloe’s gotten flack from haters for having the audacity to touch her own baby bump in photos, and clapped back pretty soundly, saying:


“I choose to cradle my bump because it’s MINE. I’ve waited for this VERY short moment for YEARS.”


Honestly, she doesn’t need to defend touching her own abdomen, but she continues:


“I have only months to enjoy this phase in my life, so I will touch my bump and love my bump as often as I choose. Mommy loves you baby!”



(Yeah, this photo was a bit blurrier — but still great)


Khloe Kardashian has shared a lot about her pregnancy experience.


Arguably, she’s overshared a bit. Sort of odd for a woman who waited months before confirming her pregnancy.


For one thing, she opened up in response to a fan question, and revealed that she has had sex while pregnant.


Her takeaway was that pregnancy sex was doable but got awkward as things progressed.


In part, physical body positions during pregnancy sometimes need to be different so that everyone is comfortable when there’s a huge baby bump in the way.


At the same time, however, Khloe admitted to feeling self-conscious about her appearance — even though she insisted that baby daddy Tristan Thompson had never said anything to make her feel bad.



Khloe officially announced her pregnancy in December, months after the entire world knew about it.


At the time, she shared a photo of her baby bump, writing:


“My greatest dream realized! We are having a baby! I had been waiting and wondering but God had a plan all along. He knew what He was doing. I simply had to trust in Him and be patient.”


After her religious thanks for this long-awaited news, Khloe thanked the guy who had a direct hand — among other body parts — in her pregnancy.


“I still at times can’t believe that our love created life! Tristan, thank you for loving me the way that you do! Thank you for treating me like a Queen! Thank you for making me feel beautiful at all stages! Tristan, most of all, Thank you for making me a MOMMY!!!”


That is so sweet, right?


“You have made this experience even more magical than I could have envisioned! I will never forget how wonderful you’ve been to me during this time! Thank you for making me so happy my love!”



Khloe also apologized to her fans at the time for having kept them in the dark — sort of — by not confirming her pregnancy.


“Thank you to everyone for the love and positive vibes! I know we’ve been keeping this quiet but we wanted to enjoy this between our family and close friends as long as we could privately. To enjoy our first precious moments just us”


That totally makes sense and is her right.


Considering all of the photos that she’s shared since then, including this sultry shower shoot, she’s really making up for it. Don’t you agree?


In the mean time, let’s all look forward to Khloe’s shocking gender reveal.



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Tori Spelling Suffering Breakdown at Home According to 911 Caller

Police are at Tori Spelling’s home after a 911 caller reported she’s having some sort of breakdown … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us cops are responding after the call came in around 7 AM, saying Tori was being very…


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