Bella Thorne Is Naked, Increasingly Desperate on Instagram

Bella Thorne is only 21, but at times, it seems that her career, such as it is, may have already peaked.

Nominally, Bella is an actress, model, singer, etc., but like so many of her peers, Thorne’s most lucrative revenue stream is social media, particularly Instagram, where she’s amassed an astonishing 18.4 million followers.

And like Kylie Jenner before her, Bella knows what makes the internet tick.

We’re talking, of course, about nudity.

It’s up there with funny cat videos and political outrage on the list of things people just can’t help but click.

Unfortunately, it’s also a game of diminishing returns.

The internet quickly loses interest in naked bodies it’s seen before and moves on to new nudity.

Some young stars realize this and change tactics (hence Miley Cyrus’ rebranding as a sober, fully-clothed hippie), while others double-down and offer up more flesh than ever, which seems to be Bella’s strategy.

Bella Thorne Is Naked

We’ve seen Bella Thorne naked before, but never this much in one day.

Both the pic and the video above appeared on Bella’s Instagram page on Wednesday, and the captions have left fans confused, to say the least.

“So excited for the big release behind this shoot btw I’m wearing underneath nude bra and bathing suit bottoms for comfortability and it helps the whipped cream stay attached ;)” Bella wrote

We appreciate the old-school emoticon, and we’re sure the Instagram admins appreciate the clarification that she’s not actually naked.

But what does it all mean?

“Thorne by Bella,” Thorne later added. “Gonna be a big release w this shoot I’m stoked”.

Adding to the confusion is the fact that she’s posing in front of a neon sign that reads, “electric p-ssy.”

Is she launching her own line of vibrators? Is she actually a sex robot from the future?

Only time will tell.

But hey, we can’t really hate, since it’s marketing tactics like these that helped make Kylie Jenner a near-billionaire.

We suppose that’s another thing Bella has in common with Kylie — a preference for inappropriately old dudes.

Bella is currently dating 31-year-old Mod Sun, just as Kylie hooked up with a Z-list rapper who was nearly a decade her senior back when she was in her teens.

Look, everything’s legal here, and a 10-year age difference isn’t that weird in most circumstances, but if you’re 31 and you have a whole lot in common with people who are barely old enough to buy alcohol, it might be time to reexamine your choices.

And it’s not like Bella is known for being crazy mature for her age, ya know?

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Gia Giudice Makes Desperate Plea to Inmate Father

We often mock Teresa Giudice and members of her family.

It’s typically for good reason, too.

Teresa is just so self-centered and spoiled and she lacks any semblance of self-awareness and she broke the law awhile back by lying about her finances and has never really shown a hint of remorse.

This is all true.

But it can all be true and we can still feel very badly for her kids.

Earlier this week, it was revealed that Joe Giudice really will face deportation after he completes his current prison sentence.

This had been rumored ever since Joe entered jail on tax evasion charges, but a judge dropped the deportation hammer once and for all in immigration court on Wednesday morning.

“Based upon the law, I find you deportable and ineligible for any kind of relief,” the judge said at the hearing, according to various sources, adding:

“Mr. Giudice, no matter how this turns out, I wish you the best. I decided this case as a matter of law.”

This is obviously quite a blow to Teresa and her four kids.

Joe is due for release next year, at which time, unless something significant changes, he will be sent back to his native country of Italy.

While various members of The Real Housewives community have reacted in sadness to this development, 17-year old daughter Gia Giudice is now here to speak out for the first time since the decision was handed down.

The oldest child of Joe and Teresa, Gia has shared a video created by a man named Fred Rubino.

In this footage, he called for an appeal of Joe’s impending deportation, alleging that the ruling on Giudice’s case was “racist” and “political” because Joe is Italian. 

That seems like quite the unverified leap, but Gia appears to concur.

“Spread the word, could’ve said it better myself.” Gia wrote in the caption. “I love you daddy, let’s fight this! @fredrubino.”

The despondent and angry teenager also shared a throwback photo on her Instagram Story of herself as a little girl holding onto Joe’s shoulders, and wrote on the image:

“New post!!!! Spread the word, let’s fight.”

It’s quite the image, that much is certain:

For whatever it’s worth, Teresa was not in the courtroom Wednesday when the judge made his ruling.

Joe now has 30 days to file an appeal; which we’d have to imagine he will do.

For those wondering…

Yes, Giudice has lived in America since he was a child.

However, he never obtained American citizenship, and immigrants can be deported from the United States if they are convicted of “a crime of moral turpitude” or an “aggravated felony,” according to U.S. law.

Does that seem unfair? Not to Donald Trump, probably.

View Slideshow: Teresa Giudice: Filing For Divorce Once Joe Gets Deported?!

Although Teresa has thus far remained silent on the ruling, a source told People Magazine that she “never imaged Joe would really get deported.”

Adds this insider:

“This is going to break her. She always knew that this was a possibility, but she put it out of her head. That’s the only way she could go on living day to day.”

In this one instance, we actually do feel badly for her.

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Kim Kardashian: Desperate to Take Down Kylie Jenner?!

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner: sisters, friends, reality show co-stars …

 … Mortal enemies?!

Believe it or not — just kidding, this is pretty easy to believe — many rumors have been claiming there’s just a little bit of bad blood between Kylie and Kim, on account of Kylie’s ridiculously fast rise to fame.

Well, she was always famous, but it’s the fact that she’s on track to becoming more famous than Kim that’s the problem.

Or, OK, the real problem is that more fame equals more money.

Kim is reportedly upset that her little sister could become more wealthy than she is, that’s what we’re getting at here.

According to a source close to the family, Kim “takes all the credit” for making her family famous, which is definitely fair.

O.J. Simpson would be the only other person who could perhaps take this credit — after all, he put Robert Kardashian on his legal team for his murder trial, which was the very first time the public heard the Kardashian name.

That little tie-in probably had a little to do with our fascination with the family once the reality show started, but actually getting the show picked up?

That was all Kim (shout-out to Ray J though).

If she hadn’t buddied up with Paris Hilton and had that whole sex tape leak, there’s a solid chance we wouldn’t know who any of these people are, so it’s understandable that she takes credit for it all.

But the source also says that Kim “always thought she’d be the first billionaire in the family.”

Then Kylie happened.

With her wildly successful cosmetics company and her popularity with the younger crowd, Kylie could very easily be the first billionaire in the family.

Kylie Cosmetics is actually all set to become a billion dollar company within the next few years.

And now Kim is apparently “desperate to dethrone Kylie.”

It seems like the makeup thing is a particularly sore spot for Kim — the insider says that “Kylie’s makeup empire has amassed her a fortune and Kim is a little bitter about all the money that goes straight into Kylie’s pockets.”

Again, “because Kim feels like much of those earnings are thanks to everything she did first.”

If this is true, it’s such a petty stance, because then wouldn’t Kim owe Paris for helping her to become famous? And wouldn’t Paris owe her super wealthy family for putting her in the position to become famous?

Where does it end?

Whether you like her or not, Kylie’s makeup company is successful for a reason.

She has quality products, she’s put the work in, and she wisely capitalized on her popularity and all the attention she and her lips have been getting for years now.

She doesn’t owe Kim anything for that.

You might think it’s a little sad that Kim is anything but happy for her little sister’s success, but don’t worry — Kylie is in on it, too.

The source claims that the littlest Jenner has “become increasingly worried that Kim is going to steal back her thunder, but she’s ready to take her on.”

“She loves being a mom but there’s no way in hell she’s going to let Kim win the money game.”

Yep, step aside, little Stormi, mama’s got even more money to make!

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Reveals REAL Reason Behind Baby Name

And speaking of Stormi … is anyone looking forward to 2040 when we’ll be reading stories like these about her and North?!

It’s the circle of life. Look into it, Kim.

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Tyga: Drunk Dialing Kylie Jenner! Desperate to Reunite!

Tyga is on tour in Europe at the moment, rapping his lungs out.

But while this body part may be a continent away, another body part remains in the vicinity of Calabasas. At least metaphorically.

We’re talking about Tyga’s heart, guys.

Indeed, a new report by Hollywood Life details just how much Tyga is missing Kylie Jenner these days and the answer is lot.

Tyga is missing Kylie Jenner A LOT.

The D-List artist is “obsessing about Kylie,” an insider tells this website, giving us a pretty clear example of how this feeling is manifesting itself on a frequent basis:

“He’s still blowing up her phone. He usually calls after his show when he’s had a few and his guard is down.

“He drunk dials her and cries about how lonely he is without her.”

If this is actually taking place, it’s heartbreaking.

Who among us has not drunk dialed an ex and then felt silly about it the next day?

Tyga, of course, split from Jenner just a few months before she moved on with Travis Scott.

He was considered a rebound at the time of their initial hook-up, but even a fling can lead to a baby… as Scott and Kylie have since proven.

The relationship that was only supposed to last a handful of weeks may now last all of eternity (or for at least 18 years) because Travis and Kylie have a daughter named Stormi to raise.

(Yes, we’ve quadruple checked. The baby’s real name is Stormi.)

HOWEVER, some folks out there believe Tyga is actually Stormi’s real father, believing the rumors that he and Kylie slept together at some point early in her romance with Scott.

Among the people who apparently believe this?

Tyga himself!

At least one report claims Tyga has been demanding a paternity test from Jenner.

Alas, she is yet to agree to one.

(Because she’s afraid of the world learning the truth?!? Or because this is a silly allegation without an ounce of truth to it? Hmmm…)

Jenner, meanwhile, is glad that Scott has stuck around so far.

But this doesn’t mean she wants nothing to do with her ex-boyfriend.

“Kylie is very happy with Travis right now, but she still loves getting the calls from Tyga, it’s such a huge ego boost,” this same website writes, adding:

“Kylie doesn’t feel guilty about it because she never picks up the phone when Tyga calls.

“She just lets it go to voicemail and then she’ll listen to his long messages with her friends when Travis isn’t around.”

This source says Scott “has no idea” these drunk calls are being placed, which makes us wonder what will happen if he ever finds out.

He’ll likely be pretty upset, right?

We sure would be.

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Tyga: "Desperate" to Get Back Together With Kylie Jenner, Sources Say

As you’ve almost certainly heard by now, Kylie Jenner is pregnant with her first child.

According to most sources, Kylie is pregnant by Travis Scott, but no one can seem to agree on whether or not Kylie and Travis are still together.

Yes, that means one of the most successful young 20-year-olds in the world might be single and especially vulnerable at the moment.

So it should come as no surprise that Tyga is reportedly ready to pounce.

According to Hollywood Life, Tyga is “desperate” to get back with Kylie, and he’s hoping to make their relationship official before she brings her baby into the world.

Because clearly she doesn’t have enough going on these days.

“Tyga has offered to stay with Kylie in the final weeks of her pregnancy,” a source tells the outlet.

“She is reluctant, as she thinks that Travis should be the one handling the responsibility but he simply hasn’t been around much lately. Tyga is begging Kylie to call him when she goes into labor if she will not agree to let him stay with her.

There was a time when Tyga was convinced Kylie was carrying his baby, but it seems he’s mostly come to terms with the fact that she’s knocked up by Travis.

But it seems he’s still hoping to play an active role in the child’s life: 

“Tyga is still in love with Kylie and wants to be there for her and is desperate to be a part of her life again,” the insider adds.

The source claims Tyga wants to be there for Kylie no matter what – but he’s still holding out hope that the baby is his,

“In his heart, Tyga still feels there is a decent chance that he is the father of Kylie’s baby and he let Kylie know that he wants to be the one to drive her to the hospital when her water breaks,” the tipster claims.

There have been reports of Travis cheating on Kylie, and several outlets claim the rapper dumped her during her pregnancy.

So perhaps it should come as no surprise that Kylie is open to the possbility of a reconciliation with her first love.

“Kylie would probably give Tyga another chance down the line if Travis doesn’t get his act together,” another source revealed.

“Her emotions are all over the place right now but she knows Tyga is a good guy and a great father.”

Yes, it seems there’s a competition for Kylie’s affection, and at the moment, Tyga has the upper hand:

And if Tyga keeps up his persistence and Travis keeps doing nothing then Tyga might get a future with Kylie that he clearly wants,” the insider claims.

There’s certainly no questioning his persistence … but we can’t help thinking it might be better if dude just chills for now and holds off on making his move until the baby’s a few weeks old.

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Wendy Williams Lays Into "Desperate" Kim Kardashian

Wendy Williams has turned her judgmental attention to Kim Kardashian.

The cruel and always-misguided talk show host took aim this morning at the often-naked reality star, taking Kardashian to task for… well…

… for often being naked.

Over the past few days, Kim has hearkened back to her birthday suit-filled past, sharing one risque photo after another on Instagram.

It has been a little bit strange to witness, but also a lot harmless.

Most people would look at these mostly nude Kim Kardashian photos, shrug and move on.

But most people (thankfully) are not Wendy Williams.

“Kim, it’s clear Kanye has nothing for you except dribble and dribble and evil conversation,” Williams said on air, adding of Kardashian and her husband:

“It is clear that Kanye does not pay attention to you. It’s clear to me that you’re desperately trying to stay in the spotlight.”

Wait… can we back up here a moment?

Did Williams just allege that Kanye West lacks mental capacity, following his nervous breakdown toward the end of 2016? Hence the “dribble” comments?

And “evil conversation?”

What the heck is she talking about?!?

We often ask this question of Williams.

She wasn’t done, either.

“Kanye makes money, Kim makes more, why are you still doing this?” Wendy asked, continuing as follows:

“It’s not even about the mother thing, forget the mother thing, because a lot of people will say, ‘Oh, she’s a mother.’ It’s about, she doesn’t have to do that anymore.”

Wendy’s point is that Kim maybe had to pose naked in order to build her brand, but the brand has now been built.

She’s a success. She’s a mega millionaire. She has millions of online followers.

What’s the point at this point?

“That would be like Cardi B returning to the poll on a Saturday night or something like that,” added Williams.

“There were a lot of racy pictures. We saw full boob. She has a beautiful body, but so what?”

We don’t necessarily disagree with Williams here.

This isn’t her most ridiculous take of late, that’s for sure; this isn’t her calling Oprah fat again or saying she’s sick of the #MeToo movement or anything.

It’s just a waste of breath and another example of Williams only being able to make a name for herself by slamming other celebrities.

Kim, meanwhile, went on the offensive against Lindsay Lohan yesterday, questioning the weird accent Lohan sometimes uses.

(This was in response to Lohan saying she is “confused” by Kardashian’s new hairstyle.)

And Lohan was recently a guest on Williams’ terrible talk show.

Wendy, therefore, felt a need to defend Lindsay, hilariously deciding this is one star she does NOT feel a need to judge.

Quite the opposite, in fact.

“Lindsay is back and ready to be back on top,” Williams said this morning.

Okay, that settles it. 

That is clearly Williams’ most absurd opinion to date.

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Kim Zolciak: Desperate to Reclaim Full Time Role on The Real Housewives of Atlanta!

Kim Zolciak is still one of the best known women from The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She even has her own spinoff.

But while Don’t Be Tardy is still going, and despite the nasty feud between Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes, Kim has been demoted from Real Housewife to Friend of the Housewives.

And according to this report, she’s desperate to reclaim her status … and willing to do anything.

As we’ve already mentioned in recent posts, Kim Zolciak’s demotion from being a full castmember of The Real Housewives of Atlanta to being a recurring guest is a pretty hefty change.

On scripted shows, when you see somebody go from a cast member to a recurring guest star, odds are pretty good that they’re getting killed off at the midseason finale.

Thankfully, the Real Housewives franchise doesn’t work like that (yet — nobody give Andy Cohen any ideas).

But, from the perspective of Kim Zolciak and from the perspective of her fans, the situation royally sucks.

And now a report reveals that Kim thinks so, too.

RadarOnline reports that, thanks to Kim’s demotion, she’s on fewer than half of this season’s Real Housewives of Atlanta episodes.

Kim doesn’t go on any of the out-of-town trips with the full-time Housewives. She just pops in as a guest when they’re still in Atlanta.

You know that this is giving her fans a sense of whiplash.

Earlier this week, we talked about Kim Zolciak on our RHOA season 10 episode 9 recap. She’s still having an impact on the show.

But not the one that she’d like to have.

As RadarOnline reports, Kim is willing to make any compromise to reclaim her former place on the series.

According to their insider:

“Kim offered to take a big pay cut on Don’t Be Tardy in order to come back full time on RHOA.“

That’s a hefty sacrifice … or at least it sounds like one.

But you have to remember that Real Housewives make bank. They have a much wider audience than Don’t Be Tardy.

“Kim told producers that she would be happy to not make as much money on her spin-off show if they would let her come back full-time on RHOA.“

RadarOnline’s insider also reveals how producers responded to that offer.

“The RHOA ladies make so much money.”

It sounds like there are genuinely budgetary concerns that limit how many Housewives they can have each season.

“And most likely only Kenya is leaving after this season, so there might not be enough to bring her back.”

Without Kenya Moore, Kim will also have fewer people with whom to feud.

So that may take away incentive to bring her back into the fold, full-time.

Worst of all, it sounds like Bravo and Kim have different estimations of her value as a reality star.

“Kim might not be worth all the money she wants, even if she is willing to take a pay cut on her other show.”

Ouch.

Look, an inflated sense of self-worth is almost a requirement before becoming a reality star. It definitely goes with the territory.

But it’s sad that it may screw Kim Zolciak — and her fans — out of a whole heaping mess of airtime.

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Kylie Jenner: Feuding with Kim Kardashian, Desperate for Attention?!

Oh, that Kylie Jenner and all of her wild and crazy antics!

She’ll never stop, will she?

This time last year, we had a good time poking fun at Kylie for her ways.

Her sincere love for taking selfies and filming herself in all those pointless Snapchat videos, the way she never really seemed to be able to understand anything beyond her own limited point of view.

Like, remember that little reality show she had last summer? And how completely unaware she was of how self-centered she looked?

That used to be fun and all, but now that we know that Kylie is going to be a mother soon … well, it’s not all that fun anymore.

Maybe it’s because of the way she began refusing to step outside the minute she started showing, or maybe it’s all the unfortunate circumstances surrounding her pregnancy.

But we’ve been feeling mighty concerned about how this whole thing is going to turn out.

And if there’s any truth to this new report about Kylie and how she’s handling Kim Kardashian’s new baby, then we’ll be more concerned than ever.

As a source explains to Radar Online, Kris Jenner, the OG momager herself, “is stuck in between caring for Kylie, who is moody and pregnant, and Kim, who she really wants to spend time with right now to be there for her new granddaughter.”

“And she is stressed out!”

The issue is that Kim apparently “really needs her mom right now more than ever because Kris has a solution for everything and knows how to raise a baby better than anyone.”

But meanwhile, “Kylie is through being pregnant and she wants her mom to be accessible to her at all times, which she has been up until this week.”

… Kylie, baby, no.

It’s definitely understandable that she’s feeling vulnerable and moody right now.

After all, she’s 20 years old, heavily pregnant, and her boyfriend hasn’t been around all that much.

But at some point, you’ve got to try to fight through the hormones and all that mess to realize there are other people in the world, right?

Another layer to this whole thing is that “Kylie and Kim’s relationship was already on the rocks before all of this because Kim is super jealous of the fact that Kylie is the youngest and now the richest in the entire family.”

That doesn’t seem right, does it? That Kylie has more money than Kim?

But with her insanely successful cosmetics company, we guess it could be true.

And speaking of the cosmetics business …

This source also claims that Kylie “resents Kim because she believes she intentionally tried to steal her makeup gig.”

Oh, because makeup was a completely random thing for the Kardashian/Jenner girls to get into? It was a totally creative, unique choice Kylie made?

Girl.

Thankfully, the source adds that “It is turning out to not be as big of a deal as Kylie thought because her sales have not been impacted by Kim’s new line.”

Really, it just sounds like Kylie is kind of freaking out right now and lashing out at anyone and everyone for whatever reason crosses her mind.

And again, that’s understandable, given the circumstances, but … come on, Kylie.

Get it together, just a little.

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Kate Middleton & Meghan Markle: Royals DESPERATE to Quash Feud Rumors!

It’s a busy time of year, and not just because of the holidays. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s wedding day will be here in 5 months, and it sounds like the Royal Family has its hands full.

Not just with preparing the wedding and the venue and the always-topical guest list.

But apparently they’re also doing their best to convince the public that Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle totally like each other. And it’s not an easy task.

Meghan Markle is engaged to Prince Harry and living her best life.

For months and months, their relationship — growing ever closer — was the subject of basically 90% of all conversations about the British Royal Family.

The remaining topics were usually about Princess Diana’s memory, about something random, or speculation about Kate Middleton.

But Duchess Kate is pregnant, folks. That made some serious headlines.

She’s due in April, and a royal baby would normally be the talk of the town.

Except that this is Kate’s third child. This isn’t going to bring the public jubilation that Prince George did, because excitement over babies comes with diminishing returns.

And look, here comes Meghan Markle — shiny and new and stealing Kate’s spotlight.

And, thus, the rumors of a feud between Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle.

Whether Kate actually resents her or not, the fact that Kate won’t be in Meghan and Harry’s wedding party is raising some eyebrows (even if it’s probably just a matter of protocol).

And it’s not difficult to imagine Kate feeling jealous of this new, younger woman. Meghan Markle is a divorced, biracial, American actress who’s waltzed past barriers to marry Harry.

We can’t know Kate’s innermost thoughts, of course.

But even the mere rumor of a dislike between the women who will soon be family doesn’t look great for the royals. It only makes sense that they’d want to assure the public that everyone’s getting along swimmingly.

RadarOnline reports that Kensington Palace has a particular plan in mind.

Apparently, they’re desperate to get “natural money shots” (not how we’d phrase that) of Kate and Meghan, side-by-side and getting along.

That makes a lot of sense, right? You get some snaps of the two of them chatting or maybe laughing with each other and people are like “oh, they’re getting along! How nice!!”

There’s just one little problem, according to RadarOnline‘s insider.

It takes two to tango, and their source says that:

“Kate isn’t rushing to get the shot.”

Now … that could be unrelated towards her feelings regarding Meghan Markle. Kate’s a mother and she’s not only pregnant, but has some majorly rough morning sickness.

(It’s so severe that she had to be rushed to the hospital, which was was what tipped us off a couple of weeks before the pregnancy announcement)

So when Kate’s feeling well enough to get all dolled up and go outside and be photographed, we imagine that she wants to spend that on official appearances, not on making it look like she doesn’t despise her future sister-in-law.

That’s fair, right?

Either way, though, RadarOnline says that Kensington Palace is planning to photograph Kate and Meghan together over the holidays at Sandringham church.

When people aren’t sure of the friendliness between two women who are drawn close by circumstances, it’s often assumed that the women are feuding.

Whether they’re actresses on a set or two women who become indirect family, if two women aren’t joined at the hip, people seem eager to assume that they hate each other.

Some of that may be misogyny. At other times, though, it’s just reading between the lines.

Whatever the truth, we hope that Kate and Meghan become close. Their husbands are very close brothers, and we hope that they all get along.

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Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 1 Recap: Desperate Wannabes Unite!

As if the news that Jersey Shore is returning is not good enough, MTV launched Florbima Shore last night. 

The new iteration has the same formula as the original series, but a brand new cast of fame-hungry wannabes and a new location. 

Watch Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 1 Online

What could possibly go wrong?

A lot. 

On Floribama Shore Season 1 Episode 1, the cast members went to extreme measures to get the world of Twitter talking. 

Nilsa and her friend Kortni were the first to arrive, and they are going to be quite the double act. Nilsa held nothing back and quickly revealed to her housemates that she married way too young. 

“I made a mistake getting married so young, but this summer, I’m single and ready to do me,” Nilsa declared early on.

A dude named Gus was immediately drawn to Nilsa, and seemed to think that her free-spirited nature was a good thing for him. Nilsa only had eyes for Jeremiah, it seemed. 

Gus proudly revealed that Jeremiah already asked Kortni out, and Nilsa was having none of it. 

“He likes the loud, obnoxious girl?” Nilsa asked Gus, before revealing to the cameras, “At the end of the day if I want Jeremiah, I will have Jeremiah. Kortni is no competition for me.”

This should be fun!

Oddly, Kortni seemed to be Team Nilsa and even commented that she had her friend’s back every step of the way, so there’s a severe lack of loyalty from Nilsa, and that will cause issues down the line. 

Nilsa got thirsty real quick and even went as far as flashing Jeremiah to get his attention. But he seemed interested in another new chick named Mary Jo. 

Nilsa threw insults her way and even said the woman was as old as her mother. Considering Mary Jo was just 30 at the time of filming, Nilsa is not very good at math. 

When the going got tough, Nilsa tried to call her ex-husband to let him know how crappy things were going. Codi interjected and told her to apologize to Mary Jo because there was no need for all of the drama. 

Kortni is a bit of a loose cannon. She peed the bed after drink-fueled night of alcohol and then thought it was fun to deny it 

“I did not pee the bed,” Kortni insisted. “I’m being framed. I’m being freakin’ framed and I will bet money on it.”

Um, okay then. Whatever you say, Kortni!

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Jeremiah was taken with her behavior and took her out to dinner. Yes, everyone seems to think that moving quickly is the way forward on this show. 

Who are we to judge? They are being plied with alcohol by the producers to do some nasty stuff. They knew what they were signing up for. 

The other characters were on the sidelines for much of the episode, but the two-hour opener was just stuffed with crazy moments that reeked of sheer desperation. 

Will the show become a hit?

Probably, but it will probably only be because the entirety of the U.S. is talking about how vile everyone is. 

What did you think of it?

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