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Tuesday, September 11, 2018
Tyler Baltierra to Catelynn Lowell: I"m NOT Happy in Our Marriage
On the new trailer for Teen Mom OG, we were so preoccupied with the faces of the new castmembers and one disgraced ex-governor that we almost overlooked a source of conflict.
It looks like Tyler Baltierra and Catelynn Lowell have hit a major rough patch.
Let’s take a look at exactly what they said, and whether this means that they’re finally headed for divorce.
There was much more in the Teen Mom OG trailer than Bristol Palin filling our hearts with dread.
It looks like there is serious trouble in … we won’t call it paradise … for Tyler Baltierra and Catelynn Lowell.
“If someone asked me, ‘Are you happy in your marriage?’” Tyler’s emotional confession begins.
He provides an answer: “I would say, ‘Absolutely not.’”
Those are some crushing, but honest, words for him to utter.
As powerful as Tyler’s upsetting admission was, Catelynn had a very important question for him.
Catelynn asks Tyler: “Do you think I’m lying to you at all?”
We don’t know what this is about, exactly.
Obviously, both Tyler and Catelynn have really worked on both their mental and physical health over the past year.
But it sounds an awful lot like Catelynn worries that Tyler thinks that she’s lying. Is there suspicion that someone is cheating?
There is so much about the context that we won’t know — can’t know — until we see the episode.
We know that Catelynn received treatment in rehab late last year to deal with suicidal ideation, and then early this year to address childhood trauma.
PTSD can derail your entire life. It’s good that she took action when she did.
Tyler has also been forthright about his struggles with depression, which began when he was only a child.
We’ve also heard about Tyler’s bipolar disorder, which he discusses through poetry.
Many fans had hoped that tackling these issues head-on would help the two of them to beat the odds and stay together.
Of course, some so-called “fans” have been joking that Tyler and Catelynn are going to break up precisely because they’ve been making strides in their health.
Remember when Tyler Baltierra flaunted his weight loss with a new thirst trap? The guy has some serious abs now. He’s turned his torso into a work of art.
But some folks just had to pipe up with their theory that, once he got hot, he was going to cheat on Catelynn or just leave her.
Some even questioned why he would care about having a hot body unless he plans on getting a divorce — as if he and Catelynn can’t both enjoy it.
People made the same kind of joke after Anna Faris and Chris Pratt separated. People can be cruel.
In real life, we know that Tyler and Catelynn celebrated their anniversary just last month.
The couple has only been married for a few years, but they’ve been together since they were kids.
We don’t think that the two of them gushing over each other on social media just weeks ago was an elaborate cover for a secret separation or divorce.
So no, we don’t think that their turmoil in the trailer spells doom for their relationship.
Sometimes, some painful honesty is exactly what people need to express in order to grow and heal as a couple.
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Norm MacDonald Bashes #MeToo, Defends Louis C.K., Roseanne Barr
Well, folks, it turns out there’s more to Norm MacDonald than just live-tweeting play-by-play updates of whatever sporting event he happens to be watching at the moment.
It seems he also has other interests, such as pissing off the entirety of Twitter and torpedoing his own career.
Despite the fact that his post-SNL television career has consisted of one flop after another, Norm is giving TV another shot with a new Netflix talk show.
And apparently, he’s dying to keep his cancelation streak going because dude just shot himself in the foot about a dozen times in a single interview with The Hollywood Reporter.
Norm was asked a series of softball questions with very easy answers and he managed to strike out on each one.
Asked about the #MeToo movement, MacDonald had this to say:
“I’m happy the #MeToo movement has slowed down a little bit. It used to be, ‘One hundred women can’t be lying.’
“And then it became, ‘One woman can’t lie.’ And that became, ‘I believe all women.’ And then you’re like, ‘What?’ Like, that Chris Hardwick guy I really thought got the blunt end of the stick there.”
As you may recall, Hardwick was accused of abuse by his ex-girlfriend, Chloe Dykstra.
Though no one really knows what went on in that relationship aside from those two, old Norm decided to take that leap for reasons that defy logic.
From there, Norm expressed some concerns about the perceived excesses of #MeToo:
“I do think that at some point it will end with a completely innocent person of prominence sticking a gun in his head and ending it. That’s my guess,” he said.
That led to a lengthy discussion of Roseanne Barr’s racism and Louis C.K.’s habit of masturbating in front of unsuspecting women.
“And Roseanne was so broken up [after her show’s reboot was canceled] that I got Louis to call her, even though Roseanne was very hard on Louis before that. But she was just so broken and just crying constantly,” MacDonald said.
“There are very few people that have gone through what they have, losing everything in a day. Of course, people will go, ‘What about the victims?’
“But you know what? The victims didn’t have to go through that.”
Yep. He went there.
Now, it’s worth pointing out that in no way did Louis C.K. or Roseanne lose everything.
In fact, they both enjoy lives of almost unimaginable wealth and privilege.
Comedians like to think of themselves as some sort of secret society that’s too dark and impenetrable for the rest of the world to ever understand, so Norm probably equates their inability to continue performing with death, or some such pretentious BS.
You’d think if MacDonald really feels that strongly about practicing his craft he’d be more careful about not stepping on landmines the week that his new show premieres.
But who knows, maybe this is some sort of Andy Kaufman-esque performance art piece and the whole world is too dumb to realize Norm’s not just being an assh-le.
We kid, Norm is definitely just being an assh-le.
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