Friday, January 15, 2016

15 Reasons Kourtney Kardashian Needs to be the Next Bachelorette


Who better to be courted by eligible men than a lady who doesn"t wear her heart on her sleeve?   


Let"s imagine what The Bachelorette would look like if Kourtney Kardashian was next season"s prize horse.


 




1. If You’re Terrible, You Go


Kourtney kardashian you are so annoying gif

There’s no hidden message in that statement. You don’t get a rose. You get a limo ride home with a free cry.



2. Being Courted Can Get Awkward


Kourtney ends a conversation gif

There’s no beating around the bush, here.



3. Words Shall Not Be Minced


Kourtney kardashian ok now youre just being annoying gif

It doesn’t matter how far you make it on ‘The Bachelorette.’ She will cut a bitch.



4. Filming Starts When She’s Up From Her Nap


Kourtney kardashian im gracing you with my presence gif

The bachelorette is here, and she’s going to take a nap.



5. An Ivy League Education is Fine


Kourtney kardashian is bored gif

But, what the HELL are you doing on this show?



6. Don’t Bring Up Ex-Girlfriends


Kourtney kardashian what a little whore gif

She’ll just send them to whore island.


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