Who better to be courted by eligible men than a lady who doesn"t wear her heart on her sleeve?
Let"s imagine what The Bachelorette would look like if Kourtney Kardashian was next season"s prize horse.
1. If You’re Terrible, You Go
There’s no hidden message in that statement. You don’t get a rose. You get a limo ride home with a free cry.
2. Being Courted Can Get Awkward
There’s no beating around the bush, here.
3. Words Shall Not Be Minced
It doesn’t matter how far you make it on ‘The Bachelorette.’ She will cut a bitch.
4. Filming Starts When She’s Up From Her Nap
The bachelorette is here, and she’s going to take a nap.
5. An Ivy League Education is Fine
But, what the HELL are you doing on this show?
6. Don’t Bring Up Ex-Girlfriends
She’ll just send them to whore island.