It sounds like there could literally be trouble in paradise for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
That is, if your idea of “paradise” is Vietnam, and your idea of “trouble” is two gorgeous millionaires getting pissy with one another.
According to Radar Online, Brad and Angie have been having so much trouble with their marriage that they recently took a “second honeymoon” to ‘Nam – where no one has ever had a bad time – in hopes of inducing flashbacks to happier times.
Unfortunately, it seems the couple got along about as well as Martin Sheen and Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now. The horror:
“[Brad] hoped that he and Angie could reignite the spark between them, but all they did was scream at each other,” a source close to the situation tells Radar.
“Angie even humiliated Brad by telling him she’s no longer attracted to him because he looks fat, bloated and old.”
Not surprisingly, Brad didn’t take that constructive criticism very well:
“Brad was ready to fly back to Los Angeles and file divorce papers,” says the insider. “But a few friends and his parents begged him to make one last try to save the marriage.”
Obviously, this isn’t the first time time we’ve heard rumors about Pitt and Jolie getting divorced, but if Angelina is really calling Brad fat and bloated, then we’re seriously concerned.
Not because we think they’ll really break up, but because Angie is clearly suffering from some sort of neurological impairment that’s caused her to confuse her husband with her co-star from The Tourist. Just kidding, Johnny!