Unlike some of her sisters, Kendall Jenner has an actual job. And we’re not talking about living her life in front of an E! camera crew or selling waist training corsets on Instagram.
We mean that people actually seek Kendall out so that they can pay her in exchange for services. (Get your mind out of the gutter!) Yes, you can tell the girl’s a real-live model, because when she gets naked it’s all artsy and black-and-white. Observe:
Yes, Kendall is naked and grabbing her own boob but it’s as classy as a naked boob-grab can be!
This is actually an old photo from 2015, that Kendall shared as a throwback, because apparently, even people who aren’t yet old enough to drink are capable of feeling nostalgic for years gone by.
But hey, does one really need a reason to grab one’s naked boob?
Maybe Kendall’s encouraging her followers to conduct regular self-exams. Or maybe she’s just cold, and she’s not entirely clear on how shirts work.
Ours is not to question why, but simply to enjoy the sight of a semi nude Kendall.
In a way this is more interesting than any of Kendall’s nude selfies.
There’s a sense of mystery to this one. It’s like the Mona Lisa. Someday, it’ll hang in the all-Kardashian-Jenner museum that should open a day or two before the apocalypse.
