Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Kim Kardashian and Her Cleavage Want to Teach You About "Perfect Selfie Lighting"

It’s been over a month since Kim Kardashian gave birth to little Saint West.


And the reality star is clearly back to feeling like herself.



How do we know?


Because Kardashian just shared a new selfie on Facebook, one that serves to sum her up perfectly:


  1. It showcases her massive breasts.

  2. It is an ad disguised as a helpful piece of advice.

“Selfies about to be LIT! Today on my app I talk about the perfect selfie lighting! The secret to my selfies Lumee.com,” Kim wrote as a caption to the above image.


She also linked to the official Lumee website, which talks about how this “brilliant front-lit smartphone case is changing the way people shoot and share social media.”


We can only imagine how much Kardashian got paid simply to snap this selfie and to write two sentences on Facebook.



Kim also posted a second selfie on Facebook this week, although this one unfortunately does not feature any close-up of any cleavage whatsoever.


Sorry, fellas.



“Back to reality,” Kardashian captioned this picture.


We’re not sure what that means.


But we do know that Keeping Up with the Kardashians is in a ratings free fall.


So perhaps she’s being summoned away from her newborn and back to the reality show, doing promotional shoots or interviews or simply filming new scenes for upcoming episodes.


We’d feel sorry for her, but she probably just made six figures for simply sharing a selfie on Facebook.


So, no. We don’t actually feel sorry for Kim at all.