Friday, February 12, 2016

Kourtney Kardashian Shares Ass Pic: Turning Into Kim? Or KYLIE??

When you think of Kim Kardashian, you think of an ass. And we’re not just talking about her behavior.


Obviously, we’re referring to her gigantic derriere, pics of which she shares so on the regular that they’re getting pretty old at this point.


Baby sister Kylie Jenner has followed suit, and we are now overly familiar with DAT ass.



But eldest sis Kourtney Kardashian? We really haven’t seen the likes of her booty much around these parts as the mom of three has, for the most part, kept it klassy.


UNTIL NOW.


Yep, Kourtney has jumped on the ass wagon by sharing a close up photo of her rump to Instagram.



Her bum is covered in beads from the outfit she wore to brother-in-law Kanye West’s Yeezy fashion show – a number designed by ‘Ye himself (with the help of Balmain).


We wonder if Kourt questioned her outfit choice upon sitting down – a thousand tiny beads digging into your ass sounds almost as delightful as a deep tissue massage by Edward Scissorhands.


Funnily enough, sister Kylie posted a very similar pic yesterday, complete with bits of butt flesh peeking through the, um, fabric?


Kourtney has been taking more corporeal risks lately. She recently posed nude in photos for a fine art gallery, and ironically, during the shoot she confessed she felt insecure about her behind.


“We need to plump it up,” she told the photographer.


Looks like Kourt’s ass esteem has risen exponentially.


Although we admire Kourtney’s newfound confidence and love that she’s having fun, honestly, we really don’t need another sister turning into Kim.


We’ve already lost hope for Kylie, and the LAST thing the world needs is three Kim Kardashians.