Sunday, October 23, 2016

Tara Reid Gets Terrifyingly Tiny

Tara Reid paraded her tiniest frame ever at a Maxim Halloween party over the weekend, and it would appear that she’s sporting her tiniest frame yet. 


That’s saying a lot, considering that Reid has long been in the public eye for being frighteningly frail, but this is even taking it to a whole new level. 


Check out the video. 



Her arm basically disappears at one odd camera angle when she sweeps her lank hair out of her huge eyes. 


If you didn’t think that was scary enough, check out this up-close photo of her head. 


Her dome is easily twice the size of any other part of her body, and that’s … well, let’s just be polite and say “that’s not a good thing.” 



She’s always been pretty thin, but girl looks like she’s really going through it these days. 


Earlier this year, Tara was caught in a postively wasted state on video, rambling and ranting incoherently. 


While that’s generally par for the course, Reid put on some much-needed weight over the years and seemed to be drifting slowly but surely out of hot mess territory. 


In 2014, things were getting so out of hand that former costar Jason Biggs slammed Tara over her body … 



… Which, to be honest, kind of sucked.


He said, “Tara’s body, I don’t know what’s going on with it.” 


“I don’t think she ever knows what’s going on with it,” he qualified. 


He laughed, and said, “No one knows what’s going on with Tara’s body.” 



In any case, she used to look like that, up there. 


And that’s a fairly fine way to look if you’re Tara Reid. 


She looked happy, and relatively healthy, and for the most part, off the sauce. 


But as anybody who knows Tara – or in our case “knows Tara – her disposition and demeanor are just as unpredictable as her body’s weight fluctuations. 


Whatever’s happening, girl, be healthy.  



We loved American Pie, and the Sharknado franchise, frankly, just wouldn’t be the same without you. 


That being said, girl – take care of yourself.  The holidays are fast-approaching, and what better time to indulge and get cozy and do a “Netflix and chill” thing? 


Or perhaps just a “chill?”



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