Thursday, October 27, 2016

Kim Kardashian: Goodbye, Hollywood!

Sheryl Crow left Las Vegas, so why can’t Kim Kardashian leave Los Angeles? 


In a new report from Life & Style, it was revealed that Kim’s fed up with the Hollywood lifestyle, and is packing her s–t and moving the hell out of L.A. 



The source at the magazine revealed, “The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star has told friends that, in the wake of the terrifying attack, she’s changing her entire life.”


“The biggest step: Kim has decided to sell her Calabasas mansion and move into a gated community in sleepy Newport Beach, 70 miles away.”


The insider continued, “Kim has been a nervous wreck and is petrified that thieves are going to break into her home.”


“She’s been complaining that L.A. is full of ‘crazies’ and the only way she’ll be able to keep her family safe is to leave the city and keep a low profile.”


Somehow we doubt that even if Kim does this, that it’ll be permanent.


Kim would go bankrupt in a year, with the way that she spends, spends, spends.



“Kim sees Orange County as the perfect place to start over,” the source continued. 


“Her friends who live there boast about the safety and low crime rates, and the shopping is incredible.” 


Ugh, of course it is. 


They also claimed that Kim “won’t have to worry about paparazzi watching her every move,” which would “give her kids a chance at a normal life.” 


Perhaps Kim might consider actually, you know, just moving away from the spotlight altogether. 


That would definitely give her kids an edge over those being raised under the glare of the magnifying glass. 



It does sound, however, that Kim’s not the only one sick of Hollywood. 


As you heard, Beyoncé reportedly hates Kardashian, and it was reported that the “friendship” was as fake as … well, as Hollywood itself. 


“Beyoncé has never genuinely liked Kim,” the insider said. 


“She’s mostly tolerated her because of their husbands’ friendship and mutual friends like Jennifer Lopez.” 


“She is always a little icy to Kim,” the source continued. 


“The last time they hung out, the minute Beyoncé could leave the conversation, she did.”


“They always have lots of awkward pauses,” the insider concluded.  


Color us seriously … unsurprised. 



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