These notes all ask neighbors to stop having loud sex. Sounds reasonable to us.
1. Loud sex or an exorcism?
What are you guys doing in there?!?!?!
2. For the sake of blue balls..
… have some sympathy.
3. Stop scaring my animals!
And you may be hurting your girlfriend, dude.
4. Way too rough
At least the kid learned a valuable lesson.
5. More noise please!
If reverse psychology were ever to work, this would be it.
6. This is gross
Nose is one thing, but come on!