Move over, North and Saint.
You have a new cousin.
And you also have a new rival for most ridiculous name in the annals of celebrity baby history!
As previously reported, Blac Chyna gave birth this morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
She and Rob Kardashian welcomed a baby girl into the world at 9:18 a.m. via C-section, with E! News confirming that the bundle of joy weighed in at 7 pounds and 5 ounces.
And now we also have confirmation of her name.
Are you ready for it? Are you prepared? Will you be able to handle this? Cue the drumroll…
… and then get ready to meet DREAM RENEE KARDASHIAN.
Yes, the little girl’s name is Dream.
Renee is also Chyna’s middle name, although we somehow doubt that’s the name on which readers will be focused.
Earlier rumors that Rob and Chyna would name their child Kym have proven to be wrong, prompting us to wonder:
Would that have been a better choice? It would have been a dream scenario (see what we did there?!?) for at least one of Rob’s sisters, that’s for sure.
“She is gorgeous and has tons of hair!” a source tells E! News of Dream, who is guaranteed to elicit even more pun-tastic headlines than either of her cousins.
At one point, Chyna had said her due date was November 16. She never previously mentioned anything about a C-section.
So it may come out soon that there was a slight complication that explained why the new mother chose to go this surgical route.
As for other details pertaining to Dream’s birth, per E!:
Chyna and Rob arrived at the hospital at around 6:40 on Thursday morning; they were joined there by Chyna’s mom Tokyo Toni, who was dressed casually in sweats and a hat.
A witness says Rob looked “giddy excited” as he entered the hospital, which is encouraging.
There had been talk leading up to this birth that he and Chyna were no longer living together and were, in fact, completely broken up. Their exact status is unclear at the moment, save for this:
They are parents!
More details: Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble were also at the hospital by the time Dream entered the world, as were a number of cameramen.
There’s been talk of filming the labor and the birth for a TV special, although sources say some of the footage taken may have violated hospital protocol.
Chyna and Rob both wore sweats and the former even brought two big Louis Vuitton tote bags filled with leopard throw blankets and sheets with her.
Tokyo, meanwhile, celebrated the exciting development with a picture of her Chymoji face on Instagram, writing as a caption: “All praises to God!!!!!!!”
A few questions now remain:
1. Will we see the first baby photo on social media or a tabloid cover?
2. Will Chyna and Rob raise the child while living under the same roof?
3. Which of Rob’s famous loved ones will be the first to Tweet about the news?
4. Will this blessed event be what triggers the return of Kim Kardashian to the spotlight? Or at least to Instagram?
5. Dream? Really?!?
We mean no offense to the child. We’re sure she’s very nice and it’s not as if she named herself.
But we had to go ahead and include Dream Kardashian in the following rundown of ridiculous baby names. We’re sure she understands…
