Tokyo Toni — AKA Blac Chyna’s bizarre-ass mother — has her claws out, and she’s ready to scratch a … Kardashian.
Toni, real name Shalana Jones-Hunter, is pissed that Rob had the audacity to refer to his future (?) mother-in-law as a “loose cannon” in a preview for the upcoming Rob & Chyna Baby Special airing.
Ol’ Tokes was so ticked that she went on a profanity-laced Instagram rant blasting her daughter’s baby daddy.
This isn’t the first time she’s gone after a member of the Jenner/Kardashian family — she previously attacked Kylie Jenner over plastic surgery.
What class.
What couth.
What refinement.
Toni wrote (edited for spelling, punctuation, content, and anything else that might blur your vision), “A loose cannon? Since I am the topic of y’all’s conversation to be demonized! Really my n—? Cool.”
“No, you’re entire family are loose cannons, boy. Think about it! Don’t ever come for me again, @RobKardashian, to Scott or nobody else,” she continued.
“I don’t f–k with you people at all, so why come for me? I got your loose cannon! I was a loose cannon because your entire family dogged my kid so thank God I don’t have to be a loose cannon anymore!”
Toni crassly continued, “Y’all family now, honey! So now I can focus on my life! Real life situations that you wouldn’t know s–t about! I was your friend, I talk to you for hours on end trying to keep your relationship together and guess what: you own your own.”
“My phone number is all over the internet; you could have picked up the phone and told me I was going to get dog out on your show.”
“The funny part is … well, never mind, I’ll tell you that in person. BTW, I have no more plans on being on the show to be dogged out like this!” she exclaimed.
“From this to the Shade Room!” she boasted. “To be talked about like this for ratings! WHERE THE F–K IS MY CHECK?”
“PS give me a call, Rob, so we can talk about this loose cannon s–t you speak of! Now if you want drama, I can bring it by the CANNON-LOAD.”
She went on to plug her charity, whatever it is, and the rant ended there.
Do your eyes hurt as much as our souls do?
Tokyo Toni has brought all the drama, and with Kanye being hospitalized, it seems appropriate that there’s some big-mouthed shoes to fill.
Get well soon, Kanye.
Like, real soon.
