For weeks now, we’re been hearing rumors that Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her fourth child.
Of course, these rumors are about as regular as the change of seasons, seeming popping up about once every three months.
This time, however, Scott and Kourtney have done little to discourage the speculation – quite the opposite, in fact.
The couple seems to be enjoying the renewed interest in their personal lives, and their toying with fans the way that Kourtney toyed with Scott during their most recent breakup.
We don’t even know for sure if Kourtney and Scott are back together, but all signs suggest that they’re spending a lot of time together, and with way these two breed, that’s reason enough to suspect she’s knocked up.
They’re basically the West Coast Duggars:
They’re as rich as they are fertile, and neither one of them has ever done an actual day of work in their life.
Yesterday, Kourtney posted the above photo on Snapchat, and needless to say, fans are reading a lot into it.
It appears to be a throwback to one of her earlier pregnancies, but with the amount of thought that the Kardashians put into their social media accounts, you can be certain that Kourtney knew exactly what sort of response she would get when she chose this pic.
Hell, it wasn’t even Throwback Thursday, so we think it’s pretty clear that this was either Kourtney’s attempt to send fans a message – or to unashamedly mess with their minds.
We’re gonna go with the former, for no other reason that that it makes for a more interesting story.
Yes, our read of this situation is that Kourtney is knocked up and playing coy with social media followers.
Sure, it makes no sense, as the Kardashians usually shout about every minor life change – and every salad that they consume – from the highest mountain, but we’re going with it, ‘cause what the hell?
Did you watch that Trump press conference yesterday?
The whole world stopped making sense months ago!
So why not just hop aboard the #FakeNews train and ride that thing straight to hell? Choo-choo!
Sorry, we kinda went off on a rant there.
In conclusion, Kourtney Kardashian is probably not pregnant. The end.