Sure, Nick Cannon hosts the type of shows where people with little to no talent assess the talents of others, but to most Americans, he’s best known for his relationships.
Nick was married to Mariah Carey for eight years, before participating in the most amicable divorce since Gwyneth Paltrow consciously uncoupled from Chris Martin.
But as he reminded his Instagram followers yesterday, that wasn’t Nick’s first high-profile relationship:
Yes, you were probably aware of it, as they were both squarely on the D-list at the time, but Nick dated Kim Kardashian, and he enjoys periodically reminding the entire world.
We’re sure Kanye loves it.
Of course, when Nick posts a photo of himself with two Kims and a Paris, all it really reminds us of is the fact that this relationship happened a looooooooong time ago.
Interestingly, this isn’t the first time that Nick has posted a throwback of Kim, and he previously wound up getting roasted for it on social media.
You’d think he would’ve learned his lesson, but then again, this is a man who was married to Mariah Carey for eight years.
Clearly, he’s not too big on recognizing his own mistakes.
Just kidding, Mariah!
This time, Cannon doubled-down, following up his first post with this photo of himself, Lil Kim and Kanye:
“#tbt Same Night!!! Could it have…. Nah!!! LOL,”
Considering the recent rumors about trouble in Kim and Kanye’s marriage and the fact that West was recently hospitalized following an emotional breakdown, it seems like a bad time to troll Yeezy.
But Nick seems to have no chill with regard to the Kard clan.
In fact, he’s famously claimed that he had sex with ALL of the Kardashians.
We’re assuming he just means Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney.
But who knows? Rob might’ve been involved. The early 2000s were a crazy time.
So far, Nick hasn’t taken much flak for posting the pics online.
Of course, he’s a single man these days, so he’s free to reflect on his former relationships all he wants.
As for why he wants to share those reflections with the rest of the world, that’s anyone’s guess.
Maybe in Nick’s case, we should change the name of #ThrowbackThursday to #ThirstyThursday.