Kourtney Kardashian is, according to many wise, knowledgeable souls, the hottest Kardashian.
Hotter than Kim, the OG Kardashian, hotter than Khloe with her Revenge Body, hotter even than Kendall Jenner, the supermodel, and Kylie Jenner, she of the incessant underwear selfies.
And that’s largely because Kourtney is also the realest member of the family. Aside from breast implants that she got years ago (and that she’s always been honest about), she’s never had any noticeable plastic surgery.
We’re looking at you … uh, the rest of the Kardashian-Jenner clain.
She’s also known to be blunt and sensible and mature and so many other good things that don’t seem to exist in her sisters.
What we’re saying is that Kourtney Kardashian is the best, and we must all bow down to her hot, wonderful self.
And we must bow down extra hard based on these new photos from the family’s vacation to Costa Rica.
In case you missed it, the whole dang bunch is currently in Costa Rica for some fun in the sun.
Well, the whole bunch except for Kanye West, who may not be going any any family vacations with the Kardashians ever again, if we’re to believe the rumors.
Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna also sat this one out, for obvious reasons. “Obvious reasons” being the way they are always trashy and dramatic and awful.
But Kris Jenner is there with all of her daughters, as well as her boyfriend, Corey Gamble. Kim has her two children, and Tyga’s there with his son, King.
Scott is also in attendance, as are his three children with Kourtney.
And now that we’ve come back around to Kourtney … check out this unbearably hot look she’s rocking down there in Central America:
Super gorgeous, right? And are the high-waisted bottoms covering up the beginnings of a baby bump? Perhaps.
At this point, we’re still not sure what exactly is going on between Scott and Kourtney, but it seems like a good sign for their relationship if he’s on vacation with her, right?
Another good sign: he shared this photo of Kourtney, side boob and all, on Instagram:
The point of this whole thing is that while there will always be drama in this family, while there will always be heartache and animosity and uncertainty somewhere, we’ll always have the hot swimsuit pics.
And goodness, what a comfort that is.
