It’s been a rough couple years for Real-Housewife-turned-professional-selfie-poster Brandi Glanville.
Aside from the occasional rumor about Brandi banging LeAnn Rimes’ ex, she really only only gets headlines for one thing these days: showing a lot of skin on social media.
Fortunately, she’s so good at posing for racy selfies she can do it in her sleep. Literally:
Brandi has a new boyfriend these days, and apparently he shares her lack of shyness when it comes to scantily-clad selfies.
He posted the above post-coital pic late last night.
It’s as modest as a photo of two naked people lying in bed together can be, but nudity is the Internet’s second favorite thing behind immediately resorting to name-calling in political debates, so naturally the pic is getting a lot of attention.
And since nothing that Brandi does on social media is accidental, many believe the timing of this pic was carefully chosen so as to steal the spotlight from one of her former castmates.
Just yesterday, Lisa Rinna posted a nude photo and was widely praised for not shying away from going full frontal at 53.
If you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online, you likely remember that Brandi and Lisa didn’t get along particularly well.
And by that we mean they hated each other with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns.
And this wasn’t some made-for-TV feud either.
Brandi and Lisa are no longer co-stars, but they still take shots at one another every chance they get.
Just last month, Brandi called Lisa a bald anorexic seemingly for no other reason than to remind the world they just don’t get along.
So yeah, when Brandi’s boyfriend posts a nude photo of her the day after Lisa was applauded for nude pics of her own, it’s hard to believe it was just a coincidence.
These two are in the midst of a Biggie and Tupac-caliber beef, but they’re settling it with nudity instead of bullets.
Come to think of it, that’s how all disputes should be settled.
How fast would the situation in the Middle East get resolved if there was nudity involved?
The threat of a Cheeto-donged Donald Trump showing up at a peace summit would be enough to get all parties to sort things out real quick.
Now where’s our Nobel Peace Prize, dammit?