So, remember how Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian were allegedly boning a couple of years back? Those were simpler times.
They’ve even been rumored to be hooking again more recently, but most they’ve seemed to be busy with different things. In Kourtney’s case, with Younes Bendjima.
But now they’ve been spotted, both slipping into one of Justin Bieber’s favorite spots in L.A. People have to wonder if these two are at it again.
It’s important that we note that it was never confirmed that the newly single Kardashian and the Canadian twink were taking each other to pound town.
At the time, Calabasas insiders reported that Justin and Kourtney were spending a lot of time together.
Then, of course, there were reports that Bieber and Kourtney danced all night at Kendall Jenner’s birthday party.
Sometimes rumors are just that.
Other times, though, enough rumors are flying that you figure that at least some of it must be true.
Even sites that normally thrive on skepticism were reporting that Kourtney and the Biebs hooked up at least once.
After a while, Kourtney Kardashian was accused of “using” Justin Bieber, and it seemed like even Justin himself came to feel that way.
The accusation went that Kourtney was exploiting her relationship with Justin (even if it was just a friendship that people read as something more) for publicity or for revenge against Scott Disick. Or perhaps for both.
Or maybe she was just using him for his much-hyped penis that turned out to be more of a B+ once clear nudes came out.
Even if Kourtney was using him for revenge purposes or dong purposes or both, it doesn’t appear that Justin’s that miffed.
Because, though they arrived separately, the two were spotted entering the same spot in Hollywood.
Interestingly, that place is a church.
So, Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian were spotted entering Hillsong Church in Hollywood.
Though they would have been there at the same time, they entered separately.
Hillsong Church is a Pentacostal megachurch with locations spanning the globe. They actually originated in Australia.
Whatever you may think about naming a house of worship in such a way that it sounds like it could fight Godzilla, megachurches are a thing.
Hillsong Church is said to cater to celebrities, and both Kendall Jenner and Selena Gomez have been known to attend services at that church’s New York branch.
As for Justin and Kourtney attending … we can’t count how many times we’ve seen books, films, and television shows have people slipping into a church in order to have secret meetings.
And, yes, even affairs — though on the list of places we’d consider “sexy” locations, churches rank pretty low on the list. No offense.
It’s easy to imagine that the two of them are using the megachurch as a cover to resume an old fling.
Now, as entertaining as theories about why they’d show up together might be, we have to consider a simpler explanation.
Justin and Kourtney have more in common than both being famous, short, and super hot.
They’re also both devout Christians from very devout Christian families.
Apparently Justin Bieber canceled his tour for Jesus reasons, so we were very familiar with that.
And church and their Christian faith is a huge deal to the Kardashians, too (it may vary from person to person, but Kris is super into it).
So the simplest reality behind this might be that they’re both devout Christians attending the same very large church that cater specifically to their demographic.
But what’s the fun in that explanation?
