It’s only been two months since we first learned that Brad Pitt is dating Neri Oxman, but it seems the unlikely couple isn’t wasting any time in getting serious.
Some have even gone so far as to claim that Pitt is already in love with Oxman.
Sounds rather hard to believe, given that these two only met in November of last year, but those who know them best say Brad and Neri are head-over-heels for one another and already considering what their next step might be.
So basically, no one is using the word “marriage” because that would be weird so early in a relationship — but unless their next step is planning an elaborate bank heist or something, that seems to be the direction in which things are headed.
Of course, Brad has a lot of important people in his life, and before he can pop the question, the new lady in his life will have to secure their approval.
Fortunately, Neri has already met George Clooney, so the hard part is out of the way.
Now she just has to win over Brad’s army of offspring, or as we call them, the little Pitts:
Brad, as you probably know, has a whopping 6 kids with ex-wife Angelina Jolie:
There’s Maddox, 16; Pax, 14; Zahara, 13; Shiloh, 11; and 9-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne.
“Brad cannot get enough of her and he thinks the next step is having her meet his children,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online.
“She kind of wears the pants in their relationship, but Brad is totally okay with that,” the insider added.
“[Brad] tells his friends that their sexual chemistry is off the hook and that he is absolutely in love.”
We’ll believe a lot of ridiculous things, but we refuse to accept that 54-year-old Brad Pitt sed the term “off the hook” to describe his sexual chemistry with his girlfriend.
Anyway, there’s chatter that Brad has already introduced Neri to his kids, but nothing has been confirmed.
Meanwhile, sources say Angelina wasn’t happy about Neri to begin with, and she’s reportedly outraged by the possibility of Oxman meeting her kids.
The situation is reportedly made worse by the fact that Jolie is currently in London shooting a sequel to Maleficent, and according to the terms of her custody arrangement with Pitt, she was not allowed to bring the kids with her.
So right now, Angie is in full villainess mode while her ex’s new girlfriend hangs out with her kids.
We’re guessing she’s not finding it terribly hard to get into character.
We’ll keep an eye on the situation and let you know what develops.
With how fast this couple is moving, if Brad’s kids like Neri, she’ll probably be the newest Mrs. Pitt by the close of business.
