On last Sunday"s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner played dead.
On this Sunday"s upcoming episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner will be concerned that someone wants her dead.
We"re barely even kidding!
In a sneak peek at the overly-scripted action to come, Kris is in her kitchen with embattled daughter Kourtney Kardashian, informing her oldest child that she isn"t feeling well…
… and she thinks her drinking water may be to blame.
As a result, she does what any rich person with too much time on her hands and a bunch of producers ordering her around would do:
She tests the water for contaminants.
"I know you"re extra a lot of the time, but this is above and beyond extra," Kim Kardashian tells her mother in a joint confessional at one point.
But Kris it not deterred.
She drops some stuff into her water and also into Kourtney"s water, shakes up the samples and determines that hers reads 7.2, while the other vial reads 8.2.
This means, ummm…. something, she guesses.
"Well exactly, what does it mean is the question," Kris wonders aloud, asking Kourtney for the "ideal" number the water ought to be.
"Seven point six. So yours is seven point two," Kourtney replies in a truly fascinating scene.
Okay. So it"s not perfect, but Jenner"s water does not appear to be dangerous, either.
"They"re slightly different in coloration, but within drinking limits. So, we can rule out the water and back to the drawing board," Kris tells the camera.
Still, if someone is poisoning her, she WILL get to the bottom of it, Kris later vows to Kourtney.
Elsewhere on this installment, Kim and Khloe wonder if their sister is becoming like their brother, which they mean as a major insult.
Check out the latest clip here and then tune in for Keeping Up with the Kardashians on E! this Sunday at 9/8c.
