MLB"s Derek Holland Apologizes For Offensive Asian Impression

Derek Holland has issued an apology for doing an insensitive Asian impression on an MLB talk show … saying, “It’s embarrassing what I did.” The San Francisco Giants pitcher went on MLB Network’s “Intentional Talk” on Wednesday and brought along…

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The Village People Add a Hot Asian Construction Worker to Revamped Lineup

The Village People’s OG lineup of costumed characters was gettin’ a little long in the tooth … so they added a young man to the lineup … and he’s Asian. VP is unveiling its latest addition to the “YMCA” crew — a new construction worker…

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Jeremy Lin: Americans Underestimate Asian Men

Jeremy Lin believes Asian people have an uphill battle when it comes to making it in America — essentially saying Asian athletes and non-athletes are “underestimated” in the U.S.  The Brooklyn Nets star was giving an interview in Mandarin to…

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Jeremy Lin: Americans Underestimate Asian Men

Jeremy Lin believes Asian people have an uphill battle when it comes to making it in America — essentially saying Asian athletes and non-athletes are “underestimated” in the U.S.  The Brooklyn Nets star was giving an interview in Mandarin to…

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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Extra Sues Show, They Didn"t Serve Me Food Because I"m Asian

A “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” background actor was picked on and refused breakfast because he was the only Asian extra on set … at least according to the lawsuit he just filed. Kwon Kang claims he was working as extra in a cop uniform in January when he…

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Steve Harvey Apologizes for Joke About Asian Men

Steve Harvey caved and apologized after joking that Asian men are not attractive. The “Family Feud” host mocked Asian men on the ‘Steve Harvey’ show last week during a segment in which he poked fun at some self-help books … including one…

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Steve Harvey Apologizes for Joke About Asian Men

Steve Harvey caved and apologized after joking that Asian men are not attractive. The “Family Feud” host mocked Asian men on the ‘Steve Harvey’ show last week during a segment in which he poked fun at some self-help books … including one…

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For the Nguyen: Asian Students Pull Off Epic Yearbook Prank!

We thought that high school senior who posed in mesmerizing fashion with a cat came up with the greatest yearbook photo idea of all-time.

But we apparently spoke too soon.

Heck, even that gay high school student’s farewell quote now must take a backseat.

Because a quartet of Vietnamese high school students just won the Internet via a photo that was shared this week on Reddit, presenting in the form “/funny” without comment.

But no comment is really needed here to explain the hilarious motivation.

As you can see above, all four young women share the last name Nguyen.

And we’re guessing they’ve been asked about a gajillion times whether they are related and why they look the same and other stereotypes often associated with Asian-Americans.

So Alice, Kim, Theresa and Vivian took it upon themselves to get the last laugh, using space typically reserved for inspirational quotes to write a single word each:

WE. ARE. NOT. RELATED.

HA! We love it!

We don’t know if this slipped past school administrators or if the administrators were totally cool with it or what.

All we know is that it’s totally awesome, a much better use of this space than whatever overwrought Theroux quote their classmates probably chose instead.

(Editor’s Note: The name “Nguyen” is pronounced similar to “win,” making our headline totally genius. We’re just saying.)